Caption Contest Winners
The What’s Covered With Sand and Glows In The Dark? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.
And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.
— Dr. Seuss
Photograph: Paul J Richards/EPA
The Winners:
First: elliot – Hey, Michael Richards, Don Imus here.
Second: Cowboy Blob – Gesundheit!!
Third: G.A. Phillips – Now that the war is over we can drill here.
Honorable Mention:
Dave Schuler – Blogospheric civility inspectors
Bithead – When you see these two guys entering your office, you’re likely to get the rest of the day off.
Ugh – This safe-sex thing has gotten way out of hand.
RALPH – TEHRAN? I THINK YOU PASSED IT.
McGehee – As long as they can tell the difference, that’s all that matters.
Wyatt Earp – “Oh God, I’ve got to vent this thing again! dammit… Taco Bell!”
yetanotherjohn – Paparazzi stake out the site for Paris Hilton’s next ‘accidental’ up skirt flash.
Ingress – “Whew, World War 3 is over. Just the two of us guys left. Wanna watch Brokeback Mountain?”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
The I Just Crapped My Pants — Industrial size
“Well Mahmoud, downtown Tehran isn’t so busy any more.”
“So Mahmoud, how do you stand on nuclear waste?”
Cheney: “Well that’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into Dubya.”
As Scientists, they were outstanding in their field… of Nuclear Waste Disposal.
The 
Monday Contest is ready to put the hammer down.
Thanks for first last week – Elliot