Shirley Hemphill is forcibly removed from the big budget Hollywood remake of “What’s Happening”. Producers said they were going in a different direction with the quick-witted waitress character for the movie. Shirley did not take the news well.
Finally free to act, the Department of Health and Human Services SWAT Teams begin rounding up disloyal Americans who’ve eaten their way into charges of ‘obesity treason.’ “Those remote measurement cholesterol devices sure make this job easier,” noted Sgt. Jones, right.
The program is expected to save taxpayers millions in future Medicare payments.
University of Michigan lawyers have discovered a loophole in the Supreme Court’s decision and the enforced enrollment of minority students has begun in earnest.
Merely returning home from the all night buffet at Ho-Jo’s, Ally Kyda could not have foreseen the bizarre chain of events that would transpire when she introduced herself to the nice looking policeman.
A row ensued then the bookstore patron found that she had not waited in line for three hours get the next Harry Potter book, but that she was in the line for Living History
Shirley Hemphill is forcibly removed from the big budget Hollywood remake of “What’s Happening”. Producers said they were going in a different direction with the quick-witted waitress character for the movie. Shirley did not take the news well.
“I swear officer, I thought the President was a meatball sub. I only took one little bite.”
Let’s face it. Racinda’s Weight Watchers before picture was original.
Prison was not kind to Martha Stewart.
Finally free to act, the Department of Health and Human Services SWAT Teams begin rounding up disloyal Americans who’ve eaten their way into charges of ‘obesity treason.’ “Those remote measurement cholesterol devices sure make this job easier,” noted Sgt. Jones, right.
The program is expected to save taxpayers millions in future Medicare payments.
“BULK SMASH!”
Monica Lewinsky, after Hillary takes up her latest pasttime.
— VOODOO
Orrin…..ORRIN….
I Promise I won’t download no more copyrighted files….
I PROMISE…
Finally. Protruding bellies can get you arrested.
The first arrest for failure to pay taxes under the “Fast Food Dietary Restrictions Levy” enacted by Congress.
It’s Pat!
(SNL fan?)
ENTERTAINMENT NIGHT ON CELL BLOCK C
Good Things – Vol. XIII
“Martha, meet your new cell mate, Jo.”
“Jo, Martha here says if she doesn’t get the bottom bunk she’s going to crochet your ass.”
Michael Moore, dressed in drag, makes one final ill-fated attempt to infiltrate an NRA convention.
University of Michigan lawyers have discovered a loophole in the Supreme Court’s decision and the enforced enrollment of minority students has begun in earnest.
Does your mother know you post pictures like this?
Police were called in to remove unruly striking workers in day 5 of the Twinkie plant strike.
“Arrested today for exposure, in his new incarnation, was Michael Jackson.”
“HEY YOU… get that nightstick outta my…
Ashcroft is gonna pay for this!”
Thanks to all who made comments … they made my day.
Michael Moore, dressed in drag, makes one final ill-fated attempt to infiltrate an NRA convention.
Dill rocks as usual
Al Sharpton, in his youth, spewed on people with spit instead of words.
Merely returning home from the all night buffet at Ho-Jo’s, Ally Kyda could not have foreseen the bizarre chain of events that would transpire when she introduced herself to the nice looking policeman.
A row ensued then the bookstore patron found that she had not waited in line for three hours get the next Harry Potter book, but that she was in the line for Living History
“Sorry Miss, American Idol auditions are closed.”
“Comical Ali’s” disguise was REALLY GOOD, but in the end the former Iraqi minister of information was captured anyway.