Caption Contest
Time for The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
I was tempted to use the Randy Moss moon picture, but . . .
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Time for The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
I was tempted to use the Randy Moss moon picture, but . . .
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Now, Mr. Guard, I’ll show you something I like to call the 69th position. I bet that will get a rise out of you…
Guard is thinking, “Now I know how the Nazi’s felt when they were visited by southern women at the American prisoner camps.”
So your a Beefeater too huh? Too bad, we could of had fun.
There’s nothing sexier than a ballerina with a festering corn on her foot, is there, Mr. Guard?
“And after my arabesque, I’ll bend over like so and you very slowly perform a tondue. Ready?
En garde.”
“Oooh … is that a bayonet on your assault rifle or are you just happy to see me?”
“What a coincidence, Miss. You have a lot of starch in your skirt, and I have a lot of starch up my…”
Following long-standing procedure, Corporal Eddington (right) refused to be relieved from his post when he realized that Sergeant Chesterfield (left) had reported for duty out of uniform again.
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“OK, guardsman, a deal is a deal : you’ve bared your bearskin, now I’ll lend you my leotard….”
Everyone around here is so stiff!
Kinda neat how I manage to do this without a subway vent, huh?
A`sure sign that U.K. defence spending cuts are serious – at the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace today a soldier of the Grenadier Guards is replaced by a masseuse from 1st Btn. The Prince of Wales Own Organic Wafer Biscuits.
“My dad plays the bagpipes. It’s traditional to not wear underpants underneath the kilt. I’m starting a new ballet tradition. So, soldier, any traditions in your family?”
After realizing the ballerina was turned ever so slightly too far the wrong way, Major Stifas Abored, thought to himself, “Sometimes, I really hate my job”.
Attempt #2:
“I think this ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ thing is working well, don’t you?”
Attempting to emulate her hero, magician David Copperfield, Karen the “Human Sawmill” attempts to bisect her first Beefeater.
If I relevai, will you do a grand jete?
Do you like it fouette?
It was indeed their differing perspectives of career development that led to the split between Brad and Jennifer.
Impersonating the Queen of England with an impressive royal gown and tierra, Margaret Stiffwit of Cornwall, was within inches of fooling palace guards until she was halted by a severe toe cramp.
Does this outfit make my rear look fat?
I don’t need a nutcracker. I’ll show you how I crack nuts!
These slippers are killing me; next time you be the sugar plum fairy and I’ll be the nutcracker.