Bush ‘Not Qualified’ to be Disgusted

Scott Ott:

“While I was commanding a swift boat in the Mekong Delta, George Bush stayed stateside with the National Guard,” said Mr. Kerry. “He never had an opportunity to commit atrocities against the enemy, like I did, so he’s not fit to judge the abuses in Abu Ghraib prison. America needs a commander in chief who knows the harsh reality of war and man’s inhumanity to man…the darkness that lurks in the soul of even the most cultured, erudite and refined among us.”

Heh.

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Comments

  1. Rodney Dill says:

    John Kerry did not torture the Viet Cong. He just killed them so God could sort them out.