Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JazzShaw says:

    The waiter’s uniform isn’t terribly hygienic, but I must admit the seafood here is amazingly fresh.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    When it comes to campaigning for fellow Democrats, Obama has really “jumped the shark.”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    More proof that the man is a total moron — the CEO of BP has now enlisted the help of voodoo doctors to protect sealife in the Gulf. 

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    I used to think the candidates for American Idol couldn’t hit any lower on the stupidity scale.  I was wrong. 

  5. physics geek says:

    Fans of Barnes and Barnes gathered for a concert.
    Shark: “Will someone get this jerk off of my ass?”
    Him to wife: “Not tonight, dear. I have a haddock.”

  6. Vast Variety says:

    Pentagon tests new drone technology.
    Dr. Evil approves.

  7. Hodink says:

    Whoopi Goldberg says she is a hunter gatherer.

  8. John425 says:

    Shark demands passage of “Card Check”, or else!

    Welcome to Obamaland- the home of flying sharks, primitives, cannibals and FABULOUS hair extensions.

  9. Wyatt Earp says:

    Mike Rowe goes to great lengths to promote Shark Week.

  10. All I asked for was a frickin’ Mota Lava dancer a with a frickin’ shark on his head.  Was that so hard?

  11. Shark Week has jumped the, uh, what’s the word I’m looking for here?

  12. Now, go do that voodoo that you do so well.

  13. Candygram.

  14. I think we’re going to need a bigger boat sanitorium.

  15. (Note: on the last entry the font bar strikethrough functionality did not work on the word boat.)

  16. Brett says:

    “One flew over the Zulu’s nest”.

  17. Can’t you feel them circling, honey?  Can’t you feel them swimming around?  You got fins to the left, fins to the right, and you’re the only bait in town.

  18. The American Bar Association immediately filed a copyright infringement lawsuit.

  19. The shark jumps Fonzie.

  20. mannning says:

    Either that is a hell of a big ceremonial dress hat, Mogoto, or you just missed having your head torn off.

  21. Rachel Edith says:

    Fish heads, fish heads, Roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, Eat them up, yum.

  22. G.A.Phillips says:

    ***Candygram.***id b the lanshark mon, the lanshark….

  23. Wyatt Earp says:

    After catching such a big shark, the tribe proclaimed Ugabe a “master baiter.”

  24. A nation falls hook, line and sinker for the Rockaway Beach Chevy Chase ‘land shark’ attack scam.
    In the final days of summer, the Rockaway Beach incident turns out to be nothing more than just another Chevy Chase ‘land shark’ copycat attack.
    In the final days of summer, the Rockaway Beach shark attack incident turns out to be nothing more than just another Chevy Chase ‘land shark’ copycat attack.
    Once again another Chevy Chase ‘land shark’ prank goes too far.