Caption Contest Winners
The Bactrian to the Future Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Jo – Cindy Sheehan practices for her citizenship test before moving to Iraq
Second: Mr. Right – And at the wire, it’s Osama’s Mama by a nose!
Third: Bithead – Once the race was done, they all went back to the Camelot.
Dr. Zubov – As oil prices climb American citizens search for alternative methods of transportation
DL – Since British law now forbids the use of horses to chase foxes, several enterprizing hunt clubs have taken other legal means to enjoy their bloodsport.
Mythilt – Interviewer, “So Al’ Tabuli, what is your secret for winning races?”
Camel Jockey Al’Tabuli, “I have a vet at the starting line with two bricks in plain sight of the camel.”
The Marty Feldman Award
Bithead – Hump?, what hump?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
Football is a metaphor for life.
Golf is a metaphor for life.
Camel Racing is a metaphor for life, if you’re Paris Hilton.