Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Cindy Sheehan practices for her citizenship test before moving to Iraq
The race was run by comittee.
(Hint; a camel is a horse built by comittee)
Ever since the tobbacco companies wre forced out of auto racing, Camel Cigrattes was forced into other forms of sport where product recognition was possible.
Once the race was done, they all went back to the Camelot.
WHOAH CAMEL!
– Yosemite Sam
Cindy Sheehan practices for her citizenship test before moving to Iraq
Who woulda thunk Cindy could run so fast.
Gunning for the Triple Crown,
Khalid the Camel exhibits one of the more unpleasant symptoms of a serious case of vapor lock.
Real camel jockeys don’t wear turbans.
Interviewer, “So Al’ Tabuli, what is your secret for winning races?”
Camel Jockey Al’Tabuli, “I have a vet at the starting line with two bricks in plain sight of the camel.”
So that’s what “Beetlebum” looks like!
The 2008 candidate get an early start in their bellweather races.
Dr. Zacharia Phillipen had warned owners of past Derby winners, that too much in-breeding for faster horses was going to be at great cost!
* “….. On the rail, it’s Humperdink…and on the outside, it’s Megahump…..”( Crowd: Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!)
[hmm speaking of humperdink]…
* After they got married, Pricess Buttercup tended to spend a lot of time betting on the races of the “Rodents of Unusual Size”.
* Hump?, what hump?
It’ not a bad gig for now, Joe Camel, tells our roving “Where Are They Now†reporter, but I’d like to break into Indie films and Spuds Mckenzie tells me business is booming in Abu Graib.
The Charge of the 12th Iranian Mounted Infanty
Your mother races camels
What? No gasoline! Janis Joplin’s family evacuates Port Arthur.
Thats one of the ugliest things I have ever seen. And her horse doesn’t look so hot either.
All in all, the Nazgul were a lot more fierce on horseback.
Due to global warming, hurricanes strike for the first time in the Middle East. Evacuees start heading out.
As oil prices climb American citizens search for alternative methods of transportation
Hey guys!…Have you seen my Camels Toe?
Since British law now forbids the use of horses to chase foxes, several enterprizing hunt clubs have taken other legal means to enjoy their bloodsport.
With Bush Approval Ratings in the toilet, Republicans go in search of a new image and party mascot. ‘No more drama. We’re dromedary.’
“Silly me. I had something else entirely in mind when you said you wanted to hump me.”
And at the wire, it’s Osama’s Mama by a nose!
Women riding camels, now that will get the ‘Arab Street’ up in arms.
Ted Kennedy, “It may be the whiskey talking, but those horses look like camels.”
Ted Kennedy, “It may be the whiskey talking, but those horses look like camels.â€Â
Sort of makes you rethink the definition of “humped” animal.
See what global warming will do to a horse’s DNA!
Environmental enthusiasts were estatic to learn that their latest means of transportation had not only passed the EPA standards for fuel efficiency, but were actually beginning to threaten Japan’s lead in the hybrid market!