Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, September 13, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
First King James wore an Obama shirt to a Redskins game; and now someone wants to shake my hand…people still love me!
“I said ‘give me your money,’ lady.”
Coke, the drug that elected a President. Pepsi, for the conscious generation.
Would you like arugula with that?
Hi. My name is Barry and I’ll be serving you tonight. Actually, I’m just going to bill you and give your food to my friends.
After he left she noticed her watch was missing.
Obama (trying to pull his hand away): Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Hi. I’m just out here meeting typical white people.
Woman: Hey! You look like that “Hope and Change” guy!
Obama: Yeah. I get that alot.
If I get funding to buy you lunch, will you vote for me?
Not a caption, but noticing the lady whose hand Obama is shaking is wearing a T-shirt for the (fictional) Sheinhardt Wig Company. If you google the background on that company, this picture because FAR more hilarious.
If I said my name was Clinton would you shake my dick instead of my hand.
Hi, my name is Obama and I hope that you’re not one of those bitter chicks who cling to guns and religion.
Hello. my name is President Obama and I’m here to process your unemployment claim.
Obama’s thought: “OMG! I just shook hands with a middle-class white person! Wait’ll I tell the gang at the White House about this!”
Soon to be a Spike Lee Joint: Bamboozled II
Gee Mr. President, you have a stronger handshake than your public image implies.
“Don’t worry. I can tell just by looking at you that I won’t be raising your taxes.”
Obama shakes hands with the lone Whitey who still believes in Hopey Changey.
Enjoy your Coke while you can. My food Czar, Michelle, will outlaw it next week.
Obama: (reading) “Ah . . Sheinhardt Wig Company . . . ” (thinking) “I told Rahm to get me some damn beads . . . “
Ironically, both are hoping for change.
“Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.”
Lady at table: Hey look…can’t I just eat my waffles?
“Hello. You may not recognize me, but I’m your president…You know, the guy behind the teleprompter.”
“No, no. I brought it [teleprompter] with me. They’re just looking for a long enough extension cord to plug it in.”
“Carrot Top! What are you doing here?”
“Hi…So, umm…Don’t take this the wrong way, but where’s the Cracker Barrel around here?”
“Can I get you anything? Like, oh I don’t know, a Coke, Pepsi or TEA?!”
“Checkout the color of my tie, dude. It totally matches the new DNC logo.”
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