Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/Jewel Samad)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Shannon says:

    First King James wore an Obama shirt to a Redskins game; and now someone wants to shake my hand…people still love me!

  2. @stackiii says:

    “I said ‘give me your money,’ lady.”

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Coke, the drug that elected a President.  Pepsi, for the conscious generation.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    Would you like arugula with that?

  5. FormerHostage says:

    Hi. My name is Barry and I’ll be serving you tonight. Actually, I’m just going to bill you and give your food to my friends.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    After he left she noticed her watch was missing.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    Obama (trying to pull his hand away): Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    Hi. I’m just out here meeting typical white people.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    Woman: Hey! You look like that “Hope and Change” guy!
    Obama: Yeah. I get that alot.

  10. FormerHostage says:

    If I get funding to buy you lunch, will you vote for me?

  11. Not a caption, but noticing the lady whose hand Obama is shaking is wearing a T-shirt for the (fictional) Sheinhardt Wig Company.  If you google the background on that company, this picture because FAR more hilarious.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    If I said my name was Clinton would you shake my dick instead of my hand.

  13. John425 says:

    Hi, my name is Obama and I hope that you’re not one of those bitter chicks who cling to guns and religion.

  14. John425 says:

    Hello. my name is President Obama and I’m here to process your unemployment claim.

    Obama’s thought: “OMG! I just shook hands with a middle-class white person! Wait’ll I tell the gang at the White House about this!”

  15. Soon to be a Spike Lee Joint: Bamboozled II

  16. Michael Hamm says:

    Gee Mr. President, you have a stronger handshake than your public image implies.

  17. Lynne says:

    “Don’t worry.  I can tell just by looking at you that I won’t be raising your taxes.”

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama shakes hands with the lone Whitey who still believes in Hopey Changey.

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Enjoy your Coke while you can.  My food Czar, Michelle, will outlaw it next week.

  20. Gollum says:

    Obama: (reading) “Ah . . Sheinhardt Wig Company . . . ”  (thinking) “I told Rahm to get me some damn beads . . . “

  21. Gollum says:

    Ironically, both are hoping for change.

  22. “Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.”

  23. FormerHostage says:

    Lady at table: Hey look…can’t I just eat my waffles?

  24. “Hello. You may not recognize me, but I’m your president…You know, the guy behind the teleprompter.”
    “No, no. I brought it [teleprompter] with me. They’re just looking for a long enough extension cord to plug it in.”
    “Carrot Top! What are you doing here?”
    “Hi…So, umm…Don’t take this the wrong way, but where’s the Cracker Barrel around here?”
    “Can I get you anything? Like, oh I don’t know, a Coke, Pepsi or TEA?!”


  25. “Checkout the color of my tie, dude. It totally matches the new DNC logo.”