Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Pinhead or Patriot?

    You may wear your heart on your sleeve but I wear my flag all over my body!

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Like our President, liberal comedians really aren’t big on the “hand over the heart” sign of respect and opt rather for a “Hail Caesar” aka “Hey, Dude” salute.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    I never thought I’d want to burn the American flag but these guys make it awfully tempting.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Gee, the only Stooge missing was Bill Maher.

    The organizers and many of those attending the event were searching for sanity in an attempt to avoid being institutionalized.

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    A couple of ass clowns?

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    Colbert and Stewart, dealing with a small wardrobe budget, were forced to buy outfits from the Tea Party slop chest.

  7. John Burgess says:

    Reason #358 for why my enthusiasm is flagging.

  8. Michael Hamm says:

    Comedy Central unveils its new line of faux patriot clothing.

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    Hey, do these jackets make our Egos look fat?

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Charmin Asswipes come in a new patriotic package.

  11. John425 says:

    Comedy Central announces remake of “Dumb and Dumber”

  12. FormerHostage says:

    The loose-fit jackets allowed enough flexibility for then to pull their heads out of their a$$es.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    The Stars and Stripes worn by the sub-pars and snipes.

  14. Tom Knighton says:

    “O’er the land…of the free, and the home…of the…tools!”

  15. The Age of Irony jumps the shark.

  16. Speaking of wearing political blinders, in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

  17. Stars and Shrikes.

  18. Get me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division.

  19. john personna says:

    Someone didn’t get the pants memo.

  20. chsw says:

    Buy our official Olympics apparel!


  21. FormerHostage says:

    Now on stage…one wit.

  22. Why yes, I would like a roundhouse kick to the head by someone wearing those bad boys if you think you’re up to it.

  23. Telegram for Mr. Stewart and Mr. Colbert: Please. Please. Please. Stop.

  24. The two tin ears.

  25. I have a scheme!

  26. Peterh says:

    Folks….these garments are the bait, but will Rodney bite? Everyone together……3….2…..duhhhhhh……

  27. Chadzilla says:

    Against all advice, New Line Cinema begins filming of Dumb & Dumber 3: The End of Civilization

  28. JazzShaw says:

    Sadly, their calls for the return of Bush 43 to office were constitutionally barred.

  29. John425 says:

    There’s a reason these guys are sponsored by COMEDY Central.

  30. 1) “Hello, America! We are the Festrunk brothers, Jorge and Yortuk from Czechoslovakia. And together we make two wild and crazy guys!”

    2) “Hello, America! We are the ‘Czech Brothers’, Jorge and Yortuk Festrunk. And together we make two wild and crazy guys!”

    3) “Two wild and crazy guys, ‘Czech Brothers’, Jorge and Yortuk Festrunk, star in ‘Moscow Over the Potomac’.”

  31. anjin-san says:

    Clearly the satire of Beck they were doing is too subtle for you knuckleheads…