Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Mehr News Agency, Ruzbeh Jadidoleslam)

Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Herb says:

    Iran president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad inspects Iran’s new 2D amplifier tube televisions.

  2. JazzShaw says:

    While bombing in the domestic market, Jackass 3D found unexpected success in Iran.

  3. chsw says:

    1. The 3D version of “Who Killed Roger Rabbit?” had a VIP premiere in Tehran.

    2. Ahmedinajad watches stuxnet-caused fireball at uranium enrichment plant.


  4. ptfromou says:

    “The Future’s So Bright, I gotta wear shades”

  5. JazzShaw says:

    “I can see Israel from my house.”

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    The Iranian cabinet celebrates their nuclear successes with a command Lady Gaga concert.

  7. Amazing, that bullet looks like its coming right at me.

  8. “I thought you said I could see through burkas with these?”

  9. The lenses are perfectly transparent, it is Ahmadinejad who is polarizing.

  10. MikeM_inMd says:

    “I hope the 3-D effects work on the scene where the drum set falls through the floor.”

  11. John425 says:

    Ahmadinejad discovers Devo!

  12. G.A.Phillips says:

    Part of the new line of homicide bomber safety wear. They reduce the brightness of the flash and protect your eyes from the flying debris.

  13. “I see dead people.”

  14. As a noted scientist, it was a bit surprising that Ahmadinejad blinded me with science.

  15. Finally, a demo of a frickin’ shark with a frickin’ laser beam tied to its frickin’ head.

  16. Clearly, Ahmadinejad was not enjoying the 3-D version of Inglourious Basterds.

  17. peterh says:

    Maybe some Americans have a point…..the ability to see junk has its downside…..

  18. John425 says:

    The perfect adage: “There are none so blind as those who will not see.”

    Ahmadinejad: “Ah yes, I can hear much better now.”

    Iran’s answer to the Hubble telescope.

  19. Maggie Mama says:

    Who knew Ahmadinejad was an Elton John wannabe!?!

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Dolce Gabbana – the only way to get Ahmadinejad to put on a suit!

  21. Maggie Mama says:

    Ahmadinejad waits on line for his swim flippers.

  22. 1) “Hey, you! Up front. Yeah, you. Don’t forget to shut off your cell phone — I don’t want the movie interrupted by a GPS guided missile strike.”

  23. 2) “Oh no! I have to leave the theater immediately — I think I left the thermonuclear reactor on back home.”

  24. 3) “Let’s see…‘In what 1980s movie did Meg Ryan’s character pretend to have an orgasm in a New York deli?’…That’s easy, ‘When Harry Met Sally’, everybody knows that.”

  25. 4) “Let’s see…‘In what 1960s anti-nuclear war movie did Peter Sellers play three roles, one of which was a reformed Nazi with a German-built prosthetic arm with a mind of its own?’…Um, ‘Dr. Strangelove; or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb’? — Hey, I was right!”

  26. 5) “All I got to say is ‘Mr. Moviefone’ better be right about this flick for what I paid extra for these 3-D glasses, or I know what my first target will be.”

  27. Maggie Mama says:

    Every Tom, Dick, and Mahmoud auditioned to replace Larry King on CNN.

  28. 6) “Finally, ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ in 3-D [sigh]…Now if they could only remake that famous little black dress but in khaki, I’d gladly cooperate with the international inspections of my nuclear facilities.”

  29. 7) “Hopefully with these 3-D glasses on, no one will mistake me for Osama bin Laden — or worst yet — Julian Assange!”