Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Lance Brown says:

    Having established the edge of the property line, Kim Kardashian’s crew of laborers prepare to break ground on a new house of worship that “will kick Paris’s temple’s butt”, according to a Twitter posting by Ms. Kardashian.

  2. John Burgess says:

    “Okay, who’s got the jawbone?”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    “The American President has given us this 10 billion dollar solar power plant to provide our tribe with electricity.”

    “But, chief, what’s electricity?”

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Contestants for the TV new series, Amazonian Gladiator, gather near the field of combat.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    WikiLeaks: Obama’s presidential library, built in secret by foreign workers, will be moved to Soldier’s Field in January, 2013.

  6. We don’t want the dam, we want high speed rail!

  7. John425 says:

    “Cargo Cult” tribesmen gather for “green jobs” rally.

  8. physics geek says:

    “… and then one of them threw a bone up into the air which magically transformed into a space station.”

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    Brazilians raise field goal kicking to the next level.

  10. Due to the recession, the Carnivale celebrations were much scaled back from previous years.

  11. Mr. Prosser says:

    I don’t know, guys. I think the party central committee gave us the wrong directions to CPAC.

  12. MstrB says:

    I don’t know what it is, but Paris Hilton will make a sex tape with it.

  13. MstrB says:

    Alaskans bask in the glory of the monument dedicated to Sarah Palin’s IQ Test Score.

  14. mannning says:


  15. 1) As soon as the first Imperial Tie-Fighter landed, the Ewok inhabitance of the Moon of Endor knew they had only one chance to defeat the Empire: And that was to quickly devolve themselves from a human-like formation into a helplessness looking defenseless like Teddy Bear species, in order to garnish the support of the mostly White demographic audience.

  16. 2) Descendents of The Five Nations of the Iroquois Confederacy gather to sanction the rising of the spirit of Democracy in Egypt.

  17. 3) Perhaps “The West” finally begins to wake up to the idea that Democracy is not just a Greek thing; or a product of American Exceptionalism after all, but rather something more that humanity stumbled upon in the dark on the way to light up the path to what was always in our hearts, and in the back of our minds.