Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Winners will be announced Tuesday PM…
Hope and Change by those who know how to do it. mpw
Although it never left our atmosphere but it was “one huge leap for mankind”.
Isn’t it amazing how atheists are never found at the site of miracles.
Sorry: correction please
Although it never left our atmosphere, it was “one huge leap for mankind”.
The celebration lasted until one of the 33 miners got a hold of a newspaper, at which point they all demanded to be returned to the mineshaft.
Unlike Obama’s stimulus package, this was one “Shovel Ready” project that succeeded.
“Sometimes a rescue cage is just a rescue cage.”
~ Sigmund Freud
Unfortunately, the teams were unable to drill deeper and thus could not reach Obama’s approval numbers.
The miner’s chances for survival were better than those of the Democrats in November.
And to think, there are only 11 million Cubans who live in a Castro cave who also await their rescue. Will the world respond?
Hey, I’m glad I am not a Chinese miner. I would be given up for dead 69 days ago.
69 Days, 33 men. Honey, here I cum.
Thank you free market capitalism and a shout out to those NASA engineers who haven’t bought off on the NASA “Make Muslim’s feel good” agency mission…yet.
Chile’s Fenix Condom shows it can handle the best men.
Miner: “What am I going to do next? I’m going to Disneyworld!”
Miner: “How was the ride? Like being in a suppository!”
World’s largest “joint” delivered to miners for a celebratory, pre-rescue smoke.
“It’ll calm them down for the 30min. ride!” said Cheech Marin, donor, on satellite link-up.
“They put me in the capsule upside-down! I’m gonna kick Pepe’s ass in 30mins…..
he’s coming up next…”
We are still unsure what is the greater miracle — the rescue of the miners or the fact that Obama praised American ingenuity.
And the marketing campaign begins, with Subway’s five dollar foot long leading the way.
Uruguay may have, and Paraguay may have, but God bless the Chile that’s got his own.
The CNN crew looked confused as the miners emerged and it dawned on them that it wasn’t 33 minors trapped below ground for two months. There goes the whole “Jessica” angle.
Shovel ready, my ass.
“Thank you American companies that provided rescue equipment!”
Obama’s recovery team dig the world’s deepest hole for the American economy
Miner: “Damn that Obama for putting us down in a hole like that.”
Miner: Inshallah, my ass. It was “Thank you, Jesus” down there.
¡Voy a Tierra el Disney!
Correccion: ¡Voy a Tierra del Disney!
1) Host of “Survivor”, Jeff Probst, greets the latest contestant to be voted out of the collapsed Chilean mine.
2) “Survivor” host, Jeff Probst, greets the latest Chilean miner to be voted to the surface.
3) Chile invents a new sport just in time for the 2012 Winter Olympics: Subterranean Vertical Luging.
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