Caption Contest Winners

The Proctogeologist Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Proctogeologist Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Hugo Infante, Chilean government)


First: John425 – Miner: “How was the ride? Like being in a suppository!”

Second: Robert W. ArmijoHost of “Survivor”, Jeff Probst, greets the latest contestant to be voted out of the collapsed Chilean mine.

Third: FormerHostage – Unfortunately, the teams were unable to drill deeper and thus could not reach Obama’s approval numbers.


charles austinShovel ready, my ass

Michael Hamm – Unlike Obama’s stimulus package, this was one “Shovel Ready” project that succeeded.

Maggie Mama – Although it never left our atmosphere, it was “one huge leap for mankind”

grizzlybare – “They put me in the capsule upside-down! I’m gonna kick Pepe’s ass in 30mins…he’s coming up next…”

mpw280 – Hope and Change by those who know how to do it.

Stormy DragonThe celebration lasted until one of the 33 miners got a hold of a newspaper, at which point they all demanded to be returned to the mineshaft.


“Hey… I got and idea for a place to put a Mosque.”

The Chile manned space program was met with great anticipation.

“We want Fearless Freep.”

The Tuesday Contest has already started to coast.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo! Thanks for the HM, RD.