Thursday, August 3, 2006
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Eventually, Bobs ego got the best of him.
The mother of all bobbleheads.
Yep (yep). Just what I thought (thought). A Democrat (crat).
Even John had to admit that his helium addiction had gotten way out of hand.
Aladdin eventually regretted using his third wish for “more head than anyone else in the world.”
Joe never understood why he always got challenged to push-up contest bets.
The perils of being Andrew Sullivan.
Done in by too much heavy thinking.
One helluva party; one helluva hangover!
“Go ask Alice…..I think she’ll know.”
Stig O’ Tracey paying the penalty for having borken the unwritten law.
Stig: Well he had to, didn’t he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Interviewer What had you done?
Stig Er… Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word that it was the case, and that’s good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn’t want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. There’s nothing Dinsdale wouldn’t do for you.
Interviewer And you don’t bear him any grudge?
Stig A grudge! Old Dinsy? He was a real darling.
Interviewer I understand he also nailed your wife’s head to a coffee table. Isn’t that right Mrs O’ Tracey?
Camera pans to show woman with coffee table nailed to head.
Mrs O’ Tracey Oh, no. No. No.
Kliban was right, never eat anything bigger than your head.
From the fine print on the Viagra bottle:
“Do not use as a suppository, as this can lead to unintended side effects.”
1) Bill Clinton if he gets too much enough time “instructing” interns.
2) Jimmy Carter’s own thoughts on how important he is in this world.
3) Hello Roto-Rooter, yeah I need something cleaned out, can you get here as soon as possible please, else I’m going to sneeze.
4) All did was follow the directions for “HeadOn” (apply directly to the forehead), except I tripled the dosage to get rid of the migraine twice as fast.
Its not that his head is to big, its more the rest of him isn’t quite ‘manly’ enough.
“C’mere honey. Help me wrap my head around this.”
“Pay him no attention. He studied under Bill Clinton.”
Pencil neck geek.
I’ve been following the blogosphere controversies on sock puppets and conflicts of interest until it feels like my head is going to explode.
Does this face cream make me look fat?
The Durham police department decided to run a second photo line up, but this time they added one extra photo to make it fairer for the defendants.
What do you mean there are ‘suspicions’ about steroid abuse?
That masks not art. Look here…’ooh I’m a normal size man with a giant head”. Now that’s art.
“Mr. Gibson is in Interrogation Room #3, Sir.”
Another lawyer inadvertantly takes Viagra.
The new museum guard uniforms were just a tad tight at the collar.
And the drool stain on the bench was pretty big too.
There was little doubt that Harry’s job as a guard at the National Portrait Gallery was beginning to take its toll on his ability to lead a normal life.
Drugs are bad, don’t do drugs, M’kay?
He can’t be dead! He’s wearing PLAID!
The customary excitement in Congress.
What do You Get When You Cross Ted Kennedy With Mickey Rooney?
As with MacDuff, he was presumably not of woman born.
1) Gilette’s new golden goose.
2) “Yeah 9-11, I need help, a baby has crawled in a … canal”. “What was that?” “I said in ear canal!”
Ted’s career as the new superhero, “Inflatable Head Man,” was short-lived.
Coach, from offstage: “Roberts! Get your head in the game, boy!!”
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when Martin passed out just before the DJ played the “Hokey Pokey.”
Harry and his wife were sure their first kid was going to be delivered by C-section.
Unsurprisingly, the little head still did the thinking.
Mickey went on a bender after losing his job as head waiter at Chez Grosskopf.
When zombies dream…
They say that travel broadens the mind ’til you can’t get your head out of doors. — D.P.A. MacManus
Pierre GrandtÃªte’s life spiralled downward after being banned from the NHL for adopting a goalkeeping style that consisted of nothing more than lying down with his head completely obscuring the goal.
Jimmy fell asleep mumbling, “I am not an animal, I am a man.”
Rick Moranis returns to the big screen in Disney’s “Honey, I Shrunk My Body.”
Jimmy fainted when told that as the world’s smartest man he would have to be mated with the world’s smartest woman.
HHS estimates that approximately $3.2 trillion will be required to bring all existing US structures into ADA compliance for Mr. Roberts.
The Loli Pop Man…
This Man Is A Headeresexual….
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