Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced MOnday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Oh, I was gonna write something SO nasty. I’ll pass for now. No double-teaming jokes this morning. 🙂

  2. Alan Kellogg says:

    We represent Dinky Brand Prophylactics. Protection for the small man.

  3. Bithead says:

    * After she left Disneyland,where she saw a giant mouse, and a giant duck, things got worse… she started seeing giant rubbers.

    * What would Freud have to say about THIS one?

  4. SgtFluffy says:

    Derrick and Wilt will never live down those defective Elmo costumes

  5. Trest says:

    The homosexual lobby will stop at nothing to get new converts.

  6. Mythilt says:

    Hue and Chang show one simple way to avoid AIDS….look like total dorks and never get laid.

  7. LJD says:


    ‘You may not have aids, but if it’s bright red, I’m still not touching it…’

  8. Adjustah says:

    The Smurfs prequel was the last straw!

  9. Kent G. Budge says:

    * Dick and Willie’s Excellent Adventure

    I’ve come up with several others, but unfortunately they all involved puns so tasteless that it makes me blush to think that I even thought them.

  10. the Pirate says:

    We’re Interns, Clinton Interns.

  11. Phil Smith says:

    “I told you two dicks to leave me alone!”

  12. deb says:

    anyone here know a little pissant anklebiter named greg tinti?

    tell him i’m looking for him.


  13. Elmo says:

    Uh huh, thazz rite, we all be laughing at ya. Not with ya. I’d be glad to take up a collection for frish batteries for your personal massager (someone desperately needs a root).

    O.K. now ….. so where were we? Oh yeah, rapping in Rodneyville. Lemme see now ….. hmmm?

    Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener, that is what I truly want to be. Because if I were …..

    Oh sh*t, that’s fugged up, I really am a giant weenie!

  14. You know Chan, I think a more subtle approach to announcing our HIV test results might be more effective.

  15. What’s in your wallet?

  16. Chan, I don’t thing she is laughing with you.

  17. I don’t know which is more embarrassing, the condom costume or the big red shoes…on second thought, I do no which is more embarrassing.

  18. You know what they say. Big shoes = Big Feet = …

  19. In another controversial move to control China’s population, the Chinese government changed the required high school uniform. Student’s were divided on whether it was better than the old Mao jackets.

  20. Mythilt says:

    I have a fwiend in Woam you know…named Biggus Dickus….

  21. FormerHostage says:

    Oh stop complaining! It could be worse. Last summer my job was to promote a feminine hygiene product!

  22. FormerHostage says:

    Yes, it’s an impressive marking ploy, but I really don’t think velour condoms will really catch on.

  23. FormerHostage says:

    That’s it! I’m punching the next jerk that calls me a d*ckhead!

  24. Scott_T says:

    Yes, you are much better than the last lady walking her dogs past us, we almost tripped trying to get away from them peeing on us. (They are obviously fire hydrant costumes, you dirty, dirty, dirty minded commentors. 😀 )

  25. FreakyBoy says:

    Mr. Ribbed’s witty wingman, Mr. French Tickler, could always break the ice with the babes by telling his “Lubber or Leave Her” joke.

  26. FreakyBoy says:

    A massive recall was implented after women complained the actual condoms didn’t not have a little face and arms.

  27. FreakyBoy says:

    “didn’t have”! Arghh.

  28. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “C’mon, we’re actors. Give us a hand…”

  29. No, really, they’re the next big thing! Everybody’s wearing them!

  30. Nothing shows the transition of China from communism to capitalism than seeing students put down the ‘little red books’ and pick up their ‘big red condoms’.

  31. See Mom, I’m gainfully employed in government service.

  32. Two student’s were arrested in Bangkok for false advertising.

  33. Moving past ‘coca cola’ and just behind ‘OK”, AIDS has now become the second most recognized word in the world.

  34. You know, when they suggested bringing your own condoms to Bangkok to protect against AIDS, I don’t think this is what they meant.

  35. The Abstinence First! folks need to seriously rethink their choice of costumes.

    There’s nothing funny about AIDS. AIDS activists on the other hand…

    We go out in pairs to raise AIDS awareness, it’s what we call market double penetration.

    The irony of sending people dressed as condoms out in a town named Bangkok went right over their heads.

    The Body Condomâ„¢, the ultimate in AIDS prevention.

  36. LorgSkyegon says:

    With the new mandatory uniforms in place, Congressional aids are now much safer from Gary Condit.

  37. Maggie says:

    As part of their AIDS awareness program, activists have taken to the street reciting Jesse Jackson’s words to the 16th International AIDS Conference: “It is now time for us to fight AIDS like the MAJOR CIVIL RIGHTS ISSUE it is.”
    Passerbys were reacting with the same amusement as this reporter.

  38. Kent G. Budge says:

    Really swell costumes, guys.

  39. mellow mel says:

    It doubles as a sauna suit, you can lose a wod of weight.

  40. Gollum says:

    Two Thai students take a week off to campaign for fall erections.

  41. Gollum says:

    Even Thais carry Thai takeout in styrofoam containers and white plastic bags.

  42. Gollum says:

    Eddie and Freddie take a hard stance against AIDS.

  43. Julie says:

    “Better Red than Dead! Better Red than Dead!”

  44. “And I thought they smelled bad from the outside.”

  45. ken says:

    As Freud said, sometimes a dick is just a dick.

  46. McCain says:

    She once again flashed-back to those translucent memories of American GI’s in Saigon. Ah, youth.

  47. Dan Adler says:

    Dick Heads against AIDS

  48. Cowboy Blob says:

    Yes, Mom, I’ve got the lunch you packed me. It’s in the reservoir tip!

  49. DaveD says:

    When she asked the salesperson to see some slip ons, she was embarrassed to realize she was not in the shoe store she was looking for.

  50. Larry Demoret says:

    “No really! You can’t get AIDS from a fire hydrant.”