Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



(AP Photo/EyePress)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. contests at these great blogs. They deserve your support. Brainfuel Bravo Zulu The Bullwinkle Blog The Clash of Civilizations Commonwealth Conservative Cowboy Blob’s The Gone Rick Motel GOP and the City Lucky Dawg News [Where Mr. Right WON last week!] Outside the Beltway [Where Mr. Right had a 3rd place finish last week.] RIGHTLINX WILLisms Wizbang! And don’t forget to check out the best caption blog in the business, where your captions can always, if good enough, get promoted to the front page…

  2. one ought to be really easy….2…3…4…. Without further adieu, I present this weeks photo: [IMG goat.jpg] (AFP/HO/File/Cpl. Ian Houlding) Have fun with this one, I will announce the winners Monday. Other Caption Contests this week: Rodney Dill has gotten into construction. Bravo Zulu is learning to paint. Cowboy Blob is looking for motivation Willisms has Mandrake. Lucky Dawg has Hulkamania. The Right Place has caught a thief. Right Linx

  3. this picture and thought that after captioning Howard Dean’s Halo, Captioning Bill Frist in this picture was all to easy. Source: AFP Captions/Photoshops are due by Thursday at 5:00 PM. Winners will be announced Friday. Other Current Contests: OTB Gone Rick Motel (Where I took 1st place) GOP and the City Willisms In The Right Place (Where I got Honorable Mention) And as always, Caption This! is always taking captions.

  4. Bithead says:

    * Thank you sir!!!! May I have another?

  5. Jay Wills says:

    “Bad Dobby, bad.”

  6. LJD says:

    Global
    War
    On
    Tiles

  7. DaveD says:

    Hell week with Chinese special forces training includes the trainee ending each meal with a fortune brick.

  8. sgtFluffy says:

    The Elite Chinese Brick Breaking Team performs for reporters.

  9. sgtFluffy says:

    Bob really didn’t know what he was getting into when he got a job in the “Quaity Control” division of Chairman Mao’s Brick Co.

  10. Mythilt says:

    Pie Iesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem

  11. the Pirate says:

    The Chinese Military’s version of “Don’t ask, Don’t tell.”

  12. Anderson says:

    China’s peacekeeping force for Lebanon prepared for “hitting its head against a brick wall,” misled by the most common metaphor for Mideast regional diplomacy.

  13. “Democrats piss me off. Ceramic tiles too.”

  14. That’s going to leave a mark.

  15. The Chinese Special Anti-Anti-Brick Breaking Squad demonstrates its unique capabilities in preventing the preservation of bricks.

  16. “What if he’s got a pointed stick?”

  17. The democratic party continues to brainstorm for an effective answer to the GOP edge on national security.

  18. Hodink says:

    “Mom always told me to use my head.”

  19. Guy at attention: “Oh sure. I break my hand and have to wear this lousy cast for six weeks while Comrade Chin will just need an aspirin and a good night sleep to get better.”

  20. The debate on whether China will be the next big conventional army threat to the US continues…within the Chinese army.

  21. Oh for the good old days under Mao when self criticism just required you to admit all the wrongs you had done.

  22. Daschele pointed to China’s anti-terrorist training as being a much more reasonable approach than the Bush administration, “Look what it did for me.”

  23. Elmo says:

    I will not make fun of Keith Olbermann. I will not make fun of ….

  24. Question: How do you counter terrorists who are crazy enough to blow themselves up killing their own people?
    Answer: Show them you are even more nuts.

  25. Elmo says:

    Leaked details of Clinton’s anti-terror plan, show that it wasn’t quite ready for prime time.

  26. Capitalism can take strange turns in China, where they were filming commercials for the Chinese introduction of V-8.

  27. How to find an enemy armed with a brick? First, disarm you opponent.

  28. Elmo says:

    China instituted some temporary short term fixes while trying to cope with their dentist shortage. The demonstration seen here, was presented in response to many who had asked: ‘what are we supposed to do with the bandaid?’.

  29. The for-profit branch of the Red Army goes back to the drawing board after only minimal testing of their new terracotta facial tissues.

  30. Harry says:

    The attempt to shore up the Chinese brick-making industry by giving them the army hat contract was doomed from the beginning.

  31. 1) Jackass 3 – Chinese Invasion

    2) After failing to break the board, he was ashamed to have to step down to the easier clay tile.

  32. legion says:

    HASSAAAAAN CHOP!

  33. FreakyBoy says:

    After viewing the film, celebrity Charlie Sheen remarked: “Yeah, but there’s no way a man’s head can break ceramic tiles. No way. The only logical explanation is a controlled demolition.”

  34. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “…and after the introduction of Viagra to China, the brick layers had a much easier time as well.”

  35. Hey, isn’t that contrary to Article 3 of the Geneva Convention?

  36. Hey, isn’t that contrary to Article 3 of the Geneva Convention? Oh, he’s not a terrorist. Never mind.

  37. G.A. Phillips says:

    Chin studies his Chinese army issue bible…on the 1st day Mao created utopia….smash head…and on the 2nd day Mao rested…..smash head….on the 3rd day……..

  38. The Man says:

    No, I ordered a #34.

  39. Scott_T says:

    1) “Head-On apply directly to the forehead!” Commercial reject #13.

    2) “I could’a had a V8” (too bad this doesn’t print Chinese….)

    3) A Chinese Private who successfully passed the IQ enterance exam.

    4) His prize for breaking the tile? Spiffy white gloves like his comrade.

  40. Mythilt says:

    I bring you the 15! (Achoo!!) 10! 10! commandments!

  41. Adjustah says:

    Bless you!

  42. […] Outside the Beltway […]

  43. sentinel says:

    Chinese World Cup Practice

  44. Gollum says:

    Why China’s next-generation “bunker buster” technology doesn’t really scare us.

  45. Rachel Edith says:

    “We are out of rations. We Chinese love to eat monkey brains. We are out of monkeys. Huan here is going to help us find out if human brains are anywhere near as tasty. Ok, begin Huan.”

  46. According to the Chinese Army field manual, China is superior to Japan in very way, including over the top game shows!

  47. Hurk smash!

  48. “Yea, it’s a great trick, but I can only do it once.”

  49. “Guns. Guns. When do we get guns?”

  50. Chairman Mao says: Political power flows from a bruised and bleeding forehead.

  51. This is your brain (right). This is your brain on drugs (left). Any questions?

  52. “Sir! This tile failed to be sufficiently motivated to join in the People’s revolutionary fight against the hegemony of the reactionary American capitalist running pig-dogs! Sir!”

  53. And all the other tiles think to themselves, “Why does he hate us?”

  54. A member of the Shingle Roofers Local #24 demonstrates how wrong it is to assume that roofing tiles can last for hundreds of years.

  55. “I said I’d do anything to be featured in an OTB Caption Contest!”

  56. Alan Kellogg says:

    1. Moses: Ah, God; we’re down to our last two tablets. You think I could eliminate the ritual bow?

    2. Personally I prefer the lighter clays of the Yangtse.

    3. You sure this is how they cure acne in America?

    4. You had to leave the blush in the kiln.

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  58. Rachel Edith says:

    In the Chinese version of Hogan’s Heroes, Colonel Huan Clink gets Sergeant Ping Schultz to try anything.

  59. Cowboy Blob says:

    Iye Jesu dominae, dona et es requiem…*THWACK*

    What? Wrong kind of monk?

  60. Hodink says:

    “No No No No No! Is English idiom. Goes to your head. Means you are feeling the Tsing Tao beer we had for lunch.”

  61. Cowboy Blob says:

    Werr, escuse my Ratin!

    “Pie Iesu Domine. Dona eis Lequiem.” *THWACK!*

  62. Triple C: The Clash Caption Contest 5…

    Big Head Edition. Caption away! Leave your captions in the comments section, and good luck with this one! Winners will be announced a bit sooner than usual – Monday P.M.!……

  63. After demonstrating his ability to destroy stone with his head, Sergeant Chao went on the pulverize the 3/4 scale human model, pictured at right, using only his mind.

  64. Oops. “…went on to pulverize the 3/4 scale…”

  65. Tom says:

    Feed me, FEED ME….

  66. Lasting Magic says:

    “Follow the policy or you will have your brain bashed in. Nobody wants to bash in your brain so you will have to do it yourself. Show them.”

  67. Hodink says:

    As Ex-Rep. Foley says, “Desperate situations call for desperate measures.”

  68. d wood says:

    Sir, cant we buy that tile cutter I told you about?