Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any bananas, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. And clean diapers.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Assuming a casual attitude in the face of world hunger and poverty, President George Bush prepares to tee off at Gleneagle Golf Course, site of the G-8 Summit, which is taking place only 115 years after Sioux Indians were massacred at the Battle of Wounded Knee.
Howard Stern unveiled the newest member of “The Whack Pack” for his upcoming move to Sirius. It was noted that the overall IQ of the Whack Pack increased due to this move.
Fellow G-8 leaders denied the existence of a “designated putter” rule, but President Bush’s legendary steadfastness prevailed, and Bobo the chimp brought in a birdie for the President.
Players were also dismayed to learn that, buried in the fine print of the new collective bargaining agreement, the codicil that all teams’ fourth line centers would henceforth be bonobos with golf clubs. Owners insist the novelty will draw more fans to arenas.
I don’t understand why you posted this pic.
After all, this is merely a picture of your typical weekend warrior, on your typical golf course, at any park in the country.
“This here chimp is no chump. I have gone pro so the prize money will line my pockets. Plus Tiger says that his wife’s twin sister, Josefin, is sweet on me.”
Bobo didn’t have to worry too much about the occasional duck hook–it was the wicked banana slice that he couldn’t seem to kick.
If it is so easy for a TIGER?… Why is it so hard for a CHIMP like me?… Hmmm…It is just a hole! Just a hole! Just a hole!…It is just a hhh ole!
concentrate, concentrate, I’ve seen cousin dubya do this all the time, concentrate, concentrate.
Gerald Ford sure has aged badly, hasn’t he?
“Hit ball, get banana!”
So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any bananas, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. And clean diapers.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
“And here I am at the 19th Hole, a place where, thanks to the spirits, my only handicap is finding a designated driver.”
Dang, this is a lot harder than flinging poop.
After the Casey Martin decision, court observers had scoffed at the possibility of a slippery slope regarding PGA eligibility.
ChimpymccBushhiltrCorp is un vacasun again?
After crashing his bike for the second time in Scotland, Bush decides to try his hand at the local sport.
Tee Time for Bonzo.
Rodney Dill, in order to define his commenters, posted this picture of a monkey to see just how many Bush comments he would get.
Assuming a casual attitude in the face of world hunger and poverty, President George Bush prepares to tee off at Gleneagle Golf Course, site of the G-8 Summit, which is taking place only 115 years after Sioux Indians were massacred at the Battle of Wounded Knee.
(Well, it is a Reuters photo, afterall.)
Howard Stern unveiled the newest member of “The Whack Pack” for his upcoming move to Sirius. It was noted that the overall IQ of the Whack Pack increased due to this move.
Fellow G-8 leaders denied the existence of a “designated putter” rule, but President Bush’s legendary steadfastness prevailed, and Bobo the chimp brought in a birdie for the President.
Ba……na……na…..na…..na….na…na..na
..na..na.na.na.na.na.nananananananananana
Bobo prepares to tee off following the SCOTUS decision requiring the PGA to extend eligibility to simian-Americans.
You think Vijay was ticked off when Annika played a men’s event? Just wait until he sees what the PGA has planned next…
“Stop monkeying around and just hit the f’-ing ball. ”
(I never did like slow play)
Players were also dismayed to learn that, buried in the fine print of the new collective bargaining agreement, the codicil that all teams’ fourth line centers would henceforth be bonobos with golf clubs. Owners insist the novelty will draw more fans to arenas.
I don’t understand why you posted this pic.
After all, this is merely a picture of your typical weekend warrior, on your typical golf course, at any park in the country.
“This here chimp is no chump. I have gone pro so the prize money will line my pockets. Plus Tiger says that his wife’s twin sister, Josefin, is sweet on me.”
A young President George Bush takes his first golf lesson from Pa in Kennebunkport.
Thank god I got this matching wrist brace, my carpal tunnel was runining my game.
This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
He’s on his final hole. He’s about 455 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.
Golf…chimp…golf…chimp…yeah, I can see that.
Hit this shot and you get to marry
a beautiful blond model.
In the spirit of bipartisanship, the Clinton/Bush golfing duo allowed even Dennis Kucinich to join the fun.
Bill Clinton just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to golf with the President, but when he saw his opponent he knew Hillary had punk’d him again.