Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

brought to you by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006

(AP Photo/Seth Wenig/File)

Winners will be Monday Monday PM

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  1. McGehee says:

    (“Oh my God, there’s Rodney with his camera. Don’t snarl. DON’T SNARL!!!”)

  2. SgtFluffy says:

    Ow!, I think I just sat on that Fusili Jerry!

  3. Kenny says:

    I’m melting, I’m melting.

    What a world! What a world!

  4. Caliban Darklock says:

    Hillary froze, terrified, as the stick began to slide out of her ass.

  5. Gollum says:

    “A cigar? No, thanks.”

  6. DaveD says:

    Hillary realizes that the first is last time she takes makeover advice from Nancy Pelosi.

  7. DaveD says:

    (Sorry, I meant to write)
    Hillary realizes that the first time is the last time she takes makeover advice from Nancy Pelosi.

  8. jr says:

    So there’s Pelosi running around the chambers with a drink in each hand yelling..get this…”WE HOLD THE FLOOR!!!…WE HOLD THE FLOOR!!!” Hold the floor?…Hell, I couldnt’ get up off it. *snort*

  9. Hodink says:

    “It was my best Christmas present ever! I heard him in there preparing. ‘One: Cut a hole in a box. Two: Put your junk …’ Well, you know the rest. And honey, I definitely needed my umbrella.”

  10. Mythilt says:

    Out of the way…water and witches don’t mix.

    I was told as a kid if I made funny faces and someone slapped me on the back, my face would be stuck like that forever…..well, silly me.

  11. McGehee says:

    Hey, I closed that italics tag!

  12. McGehee says:

    I did, I tell you!

  13. Sam says:

    Bill!!! What are you doing here???

  14. John Burgess says:

    “Why’s everybody always pissing on me?”

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Hillary reacts as an unknown sycophant in back steps on her tail.

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Finally…PROOF! This picture shows Hillary’s KOS puppet master inserting his hand up her bazoo prior to a press briefing!

  17. FormerHostage says:

    Here we see two shrews in the wild, each one attempting to assert dominance by opening her mouth the widest. This is soon followed by poo flinging.

  18. FreakyBoy says:

    Hillary is surprised when the press catches her down on skid row scoring some killer Columbian Botox.

  19. Hodink: That was GREAT!

  20. “I didn’t have any change, but I promised him universal healthcare and he still won’t go away.”

  21. Scott_T says:

    1) Why No!, I’m not with that “New York Money Man” next to me.

    2) Hillary’s reaction when asked about Pelosi lasting out the month as Speaker.

    3) Hillary’s reaction to a question of Al Gore running in ’08.

    4) Hillary’s reaction to a question of John Edwards running in ’08. (I could go on, but I’ll stop, for now 🙂 ).

  22. “Ha, ha, ha, that’s a good one. Security!”

  23. Kent G. Budge says:

    “I’m singin’ … in Teheran … just singin’ … in Teheran …”

  24. elliot says:

    Let me guess…Garlic for lunch?

  25. elliot says:

    Thank you for 2nd place and a HM – Elliot

  26. The Thomas says:

    Wait a minute. Is that Acidman to her right? I though he was dead. Maybe he just went underground to work Hillary’s campaign.

  27. Bithead says:

    “With THIS?”

    Hillary reacts in surprise upon finding out her doctor dog and Doctor Pony show, demonstrating the benefits of government run healthcare, included a proctology exam.

  28. Gauze says:

    Hillary arrives at her lawsuit case against Mad Magazine for allegedly stealing her trademarked ‘What, me worry?’ face…

  29. Ingress says:

    “I bring him with me everywhere. Just rub his noggin for luck. It works. Wanna try?”

  30. FormerHostage says:

    Guy in back: “Ohhh we oh, weeeeeeeoh…”

    (Think Wizard of Oz)

  31. FormerHostage says:

    “Ahhh no. I never kissed Brittany. That was Madonna.”

  32. Timmer says:


    It’s twoo it’s twoo.

  33. Hermoine says:

    “I’m so excited. Madonna talked Bill into an adoption. She’s a girl from Malawi. 5′ 9” tall, 19 yrs. old, with long dark hair …”

  34. Serr8d says:

    Here’s my entry (not for the easily perturbed!)

    All of this got started here…(what, shifting the blame, are we?)

  35. Hillary practices her Jimmy Durante impression, “Ha cha cha cha cha cha.”

  36. chsw says:

    Senator Clinton realizes that Stacy and Clinton are walking towards her.


  37. chsw says:

    (Revised for clarity)

    Senator Clinton realizes that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly are walking towards her.


  38. Lionel says:

    Senator Clinton learns Monica Lewinsky now works as a Paparazzi.