Thursday, January 11, 2007
Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
Winners will be Monday Monday PM
(“Oh my God, there’s Rodney with his camera. Don’t snarl. DON’T SNARL!!!”)
Ow!, I think I just sat on that Fusili Jerry!
I’m melting, I’m melting.
What a world! What a world!
Hillary froze, terrified, as the stick began to slide out of her ass.
“A cigar? No, thanks.”
Hillary realizes that the first is last time she takes makeover advice from Nancy Pelosi.
(Sorry, I meant to write)
Hillary realizes that the first time is the last time she takes makeover advice from Nancy Pelosi.
So there’s Pelosi running around the chambers with a drink in each hand yelling..get this…”WE HOLD THE FLOOR!!!…WE HOLD THE FLOOR!!!” Hold the floor?…Hell, I couldnt’ get up off it. *snort*
“It was my best Christmas present ever! I heard him in there preparing. ‘One: Cut a hole in a box. Two: Put your junk …’ Well, you know the rest. And honey, I definitely needed my umbrella.”
Out of the way…water and witches don’t mix.
I was told as a kid if I made funny faces and someone slapped me on the back, my face would be stuck like that forever…..well, silly me.
Hey, I closed that italics tag!
I did, I tell you!
Bill!!! What are you doing here???
“Why’s everybody always pissing on me?”
Hillary reacts as an unknown sycophant in back steps on her tail.
Finally…PROOF! This picture shows Hillary’s KOS puppet master inserting his hand up her bazoo prior to a press briefing!
Here we see two shrews in the wild, each one attempting to assert dominance by opening her mouth the widest. This is soon followed by poo flinging.
Hillary is surprised when the press catches her down on skid row scoring some killer Columbian Botox.
Hodink: That was GREAT!
“I didn’t have any change, but I promised him universal healthcare and he still won’t go away.”
1) Why No!, I’m not with that “New York Money Man” next to me.
2) Hillary’s reaction when asked about Pelosi lasting out the month as Speaker.
3) Hillary’s reaction to a question of Al Gore running in ’08.
4) Hillary’s reaction to a question of John Edwards running in ’08. (I could go on, but I’ll stop, for now 🙂 ).
“Ha, ha, ha, that’s a good one. Security!”
“I’m singin’ … in Teheran … just singin’ … in Teheran …”
Let me guess…Garlic for lunch?
Thank you for 2nd place and a HM – Elliot
Wait a minute. Is that Acidman to her right? I though he was dead. Maybe he just went underground to work Hillary’s campaign.
Hillary reacts in surprise upon finding out her doctor dog and Doctor Pony show, demonstrating the benefits of government run healthcare, included a proctology exam.
Hillary arrives at her lawsuit case against Mad Magazine for allegedly stealing her trademarked ‘What, me worry?’ face…
“I bring him with me everywhere. Just rub his noggin for luck. It works. Wanna try?”
Guy in back: “Ohhh we oh, weeeeeeeoh…”
(Think Wizard of Oz)
“Ahhh no. I never kissed Brittany. That was Madonna.”
It’s twoo it’s twoo.
“I’m so excited. Madonna talked Bill into an adoption. She’s a girl from Malawi. 5′ 9” tall, 19 yrs. old, with long dark hair …”
Here’s my entry (not for the easily perturbed!)
All of this got started here…(what, shifting the blame, are we?)
Hillary practices her Jimmy Durante impression, “Ha cha cha cha cha cha.”
Senator Clinton realizes that Stacy and Clinton are walking towards her.
(Revised for clarity)
Senator Clinton realizes that Stacy London and Clinton Kelly are walking towards her.
Senator Clinton learns Monica Lewinsky now works as a Paparazzi.
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