Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

brought to you by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006

(AP Photo/CP, Tom Hanson)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

As I sit here in the Motor City the outside air temperature is posted at -4 fahrenheit, this picture seems all too appropriate.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Hodink says:

    Al Gore contemplates testifying before Congress while visiting the summer cottage of John Edwards.

  2. Oh no, there goes Kyoto, feel the wind chilla! Yeah. History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men. Wind Chilla!

  3. The PR firm of Dewey, Skrewem and Howe cited their polar bear public image turn around from baby seal eating monster to symbol of global warming.

  4. Kerry dismissed complaints about his 1997 Kyoto vote as coming from ignorant ursines who weren’t even registered to vote.

  5. Scientist questioning the ability of the polar bear to actually spell ‘Kyoto’ let alone make a sign were silenced under the new scientific standard that called for cessation of all debate that might call into question any aspect of global warming.

  6. It’s events like this that calls into question the right to arm bears.

  7. Maggie says:

    Although a hero to Hollywood, Al Gore has incurred the wrath of PETA by wearing real fur to keep warm.

  8. Maggie says:

    Mental health experts fear for the well-being of avid Chicago Bears fans when it was discovered they’ve moved on to cheering for another lost cause.

  9. ExxonMobil Chairman Rex W. Tillerson relaxes at his summer cottage located just north of the Artic Circle.

  10. “Oh look, the polar bear is so cute and cuddly. Hey, has anybody seen little Joey?”

  11. Hal says:

    “Steve Verdon is bearish on Global Warming”

  12. McGehee says:

    Bruno hopes his attention-getting protest will eventually lead to a popular polar-bear movie. Maybe Happy Teeth.

  13. “When I was a cub, I had to walk twenty miles each way to find an air hole to snatch up baby seals from out of the frigid Arctic water. Cubs today just don’t appreciate how much easier they have it.”

  14. Maniakes says:

    “This message brought to you by Canadians for Global Warming”

  15. Maggie says:

    Endangered polar bear on sinking ice floe or the last of the drunken Bears’ fans, tailgating at Soldiers Field? We report, you decide.

  16. “So if it was Ditka against global warming, who would win? Hmmm…, Ditka.”

  17. physics geek says:

    “Martinis are okay, but I’d kill for a frosty cold Coke right now.”
    Al Gore loves the Hockey Stick? Well, that’s his right, but in my opinion, hockey players just taste better.

  18. Scott_T says:

    1) The Polar Bear club of Russia has taken up a more healthy pastime, drinking blue Shmirnoff Vokda.

    2) Heh, you don’t realize that’s a current photo from Sydney in January.

    3) THIS is definately worth a $10,000 investment.

  19. SgtFluffy says:

    Sadly, the UN gift shop has been stuck with thousands of “Kyoto the Polar Bear”.

  20. Alaska, Kamchatka, don’t forget your parka,
    Snowy Juneau, and Oslo, heading up to Barrow.
    Denali, and Thule, where the lights are groovy.
    Ooo, I wanna take it to sixty below,
    The polar winds will freeze you to the bone.
    Here’s where we wanna go — Tierra Del Fuego.
    To Macquerie, that McMurdo mystique.

  21. When that bear wakes up from his winter nap, he’s gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.

  22. Lionel says:

    Polar bears trying to cash in on the success of Penguins in “Happy Feet”.

  23. Lionel says:

    “Waiter, another Global Warming margarita please”.

  24. elliot says:

    Sure he looks happy now, in a minute his mood could swing to that of depression or that of rage..fortunately ‘Bi-Polar’ bears can be treated.

  25. DL says:

    Will work for ice

  26. elliot says:

    Spritney Bears infamous crotch shot.

  27. Hermoine says:

    Hillary finds pursuit for Bill.

  28. Maggie says:

    The caption entries were all so funny this week that choosing became just unbearable for Dill, who announced he’s going to rehab.

  29. Kyoto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

  30. “We’ve had some reports about bad acid. Stay away from the brown acid.”

  31. Weekend at Bearnie’s.

  32. Ingress says:

    “Look buddy, you’ll have to move. I have to burn some fossil fuels here. Want a hot dog?”

  33. Rachel Edith says:

    Biden says that Bush says that Cheney says this is white trash.

  34. Rodney Dill says:

    Blue Margaritas, never Yellow ones.