Monday, March 12, 2007
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Well, at least we know she’s still getting leid.
Dude on the left, pointing to photographer:
“Did you get that? Did you get that? $50! Pay up, byotch! … oh … did you want your pen back?”
This is the face of the democratic party.
I’m just saying that when your posse has a girl wearing a crown, you might want to re-think your posse.
Girl in tiara: I’m the most real person here.
When you look at these faces, the self interested liberal dressed all in black, the politician with the so obvious phony smile, the beauty queen who thinks wearing her crown makes her special, the disinterested white guy gazing blankly at the horizon, you see the one face that is keeping it all in the perspective it takes to be president…the kid chewing on the barrier.
Hillary greeted the young activist like a long lost lover.
Initiate genuine surprise look, level two.
Yeah, I’m mayor of Los Angeles and I just goosed Hillary. It’s good to be me.
Look, the guy on the left is Time Magazine’s person of the year.
“You cook? Wonderful! Do you have a favorite vittle recipe for elephants?”
With the endorsement of Smiling Bob (to right in photograph), Clinton adopts the campaign slogan “Erecting a Brighter Future.”
Hillary panics when she realizes that her garlic necklace fails to repel the *ahem* person of color *ahem* to her left.
Tiara in place, John Edwards wonders why the cameras don’t seem to love him.
Purple tie: “Isn’t there ONE person in the Democratic party with good hair?”
Villaraigosa believed that if he tried hard not to notice, they just might start kissing.
Tall Agent Purple Tie was eventually sent home for accidentally bumping his “weapon” into Miss Los Angeles’ back a few too many times.
Hillary: “An INTERNSHIP? Ha! Ha! Not with those lips, sugar.”
Hillary: “Stop poking me dammit!”
1) Villiarigosa thinking. So is it going to be a 1 scotch or 2 scotch night after seeing Hillary! leid.
2) Villiarigosa is going to need a whole roll of toilet paper after putting his nose where it doesn’t belong this weekend in LA hoping for futher his Democratic career.
3) So you know the temperatures were over 90 this day in Greater LA and Hillary! is in town. Was she near Orange County and started the fire with some brimstone thrown from the limo by accident?
Hill: Antonella isn’t it?! Bill would love you to take a position on his staff.
Introducing the next Used-to-Be-Next-President of the United States.
So if Hillary! comes to LA and brings record heat the following week, and when the Goracle comes to town it sets record lows, if a Hillary!-Gore ticket is elected does that mean the Global Warming theory is null-and-void?
An orgy at your place? We will all come!
“Me cassa es sue cassa senyoreeta.”
Just in case you were wondering how Andrew Dice Clay had managed to get Hillary Clinton and Antonio Villaraigosa into his VH1 Reality TV Show “Undisputed,” well, now you know. Unbelievable.
We 300 5 are going to to make a stand here at Thermopylae Hollywood to stop Xerxes Rove and his Persian Republican army from destroying everything we I hold dear.
“There’s no basement in the Alamo?”
Helen Mirren looks better every day.
Why Monica, fancy meeting you here.
I guess you could say that. “I just got lei’d”
As the chest bumping started the cameras closed in.
“Get in my belly!” — Fat Bastard
“You stayed home and baked cookies? That’s amazing!”
“Oh, tell me you had her in the frame when I pinched her bottom.”
Hillary was unable to control her reaction when she recognized Chelsea and suddenly noticed all the new piercings and tribal tattoos.
Dying your roots is all the fashion these days.
As she began shrieking it was to longer possible to deny that one of the pod people had replaced Hillary Clinton.
Can you find: A Pointer, A Ponderer, A Politician, A Princess, A Photographer, A Perm…A
And that afternoon, one of the contestants in the Hillary Clinton look alike contest found out that merely having a crown was insufficient.
Clinton: “Shut my mouth and kiss my grits!”
“Pander. We are here to pander. I pander. You pander. They pander. Reader, are you pandering?”
“Let’s hop in the limo, take the princess to Koi and drop the mayor off at rehab. Then let’s drive the OJ-Simpson-Low-Speed-Chase-Route before we go looky-loo at the OC fire.”
In honor of King Kamehameha Day, Senator Clinton gets, “leid”!
Sure, I can be a guest on American Idol…Ahem…”Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, devil with the blue dress on”..
“Woooo eeeee, Mr. Mayor! Ann Coulter told me you were a faggot but I see that isn’t so.”
Shock and arrrrgggghhhhh.
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