Monday, March 26, 2007
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
This guy obviously has never heard of Bill Clinton.
Hillary will do anything to gain attention, the beard didn’t fool me.
In a recent A/P Poll, Evangelicals’ approval rating of Jesus fell by almost 20 points due to recent Fox News reports that the Savior is not a registered Republican.
Maybe not, but I bet He votes that way.
Actually, it’s not “retro” – – he’s been wearing the same clothes since 1972.
Sure his helmet’s got a modern hard-plastic shell, but underneath it’s the same old tin foil.
Talk about rose colored glasses.
“Fred, come on. Please don’t argue with him. We know you miss the 60’s and Kent State. We know you would have shot him. We know Nixon was right. But dear, we need to get to the theater!”
You are getting sleeepy . . . now look into my eyes. Repeat after me . . . “Jesus was not a Republican . . . ”
Yes, but the real question is, is he a Democrat?
At 33% approval ratings, I would hope not.
Marx is not a democrat but big brother is in the congress.
Oh wow man. Like I can just totally agree with what he’s saying. – Jerry Falwell
The new democratic party liaison for religion introduced his new campaign slogan that was enthusiastically received by the democratic party leaders.
Arise my brothers and slay the infidels. They have blasphemed. (Hey it works for the Muslims so why can’t the Christians try it?)
You know, I think the beard makes Gore look slimmer.
When people like this are against the war, who can’t be for it?
Ace (of Ace-of-Spades blog) makes a rare public appearance at moonbat rally, attempting to blend in.
And after the rally, I’ll be at Borders doing a signing of my bestselling book “Dress for Success”.
“He might not be a Republican, but he doesn’t cut and run!”
“Why don’t people take me seriously?”
Maybe not, but he is seated to the “Right” of His Father!
1) Guess my day job. That’s correct! (I can’t say the word “right”). Journalist.
2) Next PSA actor for not smoking pot during pregnancy.
3) NOT a Hillary! “New York Moneyman”.
4) Back of his billboard. “Will Trade Grass for Ass”
The hippie was last seen on 5th street yelling something unintelligible, sources quote it as sounding like “YeeaaAARRrgh”
Rasputin the Undead finds his calling in the 21st century.
Apparently, the law of the excluded middle requires that Jesus is a Republican’t.
Stay away from the brown acid.
“They were Methodists, a denomination my father referred to as Baptists who could read.” — Norman Maclean
And lo, when the angel blew the trumpet the plague of the unfocused descended upon the land.
“Madness? This is Sparta San Francisco!”
Another day, another red, blue, and electric yellow dollar.
Why his brother fired him from the cough drop factory.
Why ZZ Top now has only three members.
“Floyd, I think that’s our old squeegee man.”
What happens when the left really get into left field.
Thinking he had been reunited with Tom Hanks, “Wilson” agreed to wear body paint for the rally.
Fred Phelps loses his last marble.
“There is no spoon.”
And it’s one, two, three
What are we fighting for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn
Next stop might be Tehran.
And it’s five, six, seven,
Where’s Rummy? Oh it’s Gates.
Well, there ain’t no time to wonder why
Whoopee! We’re all gonna die.
I painted my bicycle helmet “peace.” Like my sign? Watch out for the fuzzy squirrels because they’re not as nice as the fuzzy math. Meth. San Francisco is sooo reactionary, man.
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