Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



(AFP/Toshifumi Kitamura)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. markm says:

    “Doo, you da have enomus rack”

  2. Dave Schuler says:

    Less filling! Tastes great!

  3. Timmer says:

    Hey, wanna trade lunches?

  4. Bithead says:

    * Anorexia among the Sumo Generation: Next on Geraldo

  5. DaveD says:

    “Oh, you don’t have to tell me what having kids can do to your body!”

  6. Kenny says:

    Guy on right: “And you think our sumo diapers are bad. Whoa you shoulda been around this little guy last night. No more lo mien for him!”

    “Say hello to mini me.”

    Guy on left: “Sumo-san, look at the thighs on this one, that’s good eating.”

  7. McGehee says:

    “Oh yeah? Well my baby can beat up your baby!”

  8. McGehee says:

    (Because somebody’s gotta do it)

    “GET IN MAH BELLY!”

  9. Hodink says:

    “My mom says, ‘Never date a man with bigger boobs than you have.'”

  10. FormerHostage says:

    I love these things!
    Creamy outside and crunchy in the middle!

  11. FormerHostage says:

    The next step after “Dwarf Tossing

  12. Dave Schuler says:

    Make it one for my baby and one more for the road.

  13. “My human shield is better than your human shield.”

  14. Timmer says:

    Sumo on Right Reading: “Best if used before 7 May 07. Refridgerate or use immediately”

  15. Hermoine says:

    “In the Baby Toss, the odds on favorite looks to be Bad Hair.”

  16. yetanotherjohn says:

    Blending American “baby kissing” politics and “American Idol” reality show popularity, the election reforms have produced two candidates for president.

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    Neither father had ever been in trouble when their child made the taunt of “My dad can beat up your dad”, but this time there was a seed of doubt in both their minds.

  18. yetanotherjohn says:

    After 16 straight draws, the sumo wrestlers agreed to let the next generation settle the contest.

  19. yetanotherjohn says:

    “Sumo wrestling: The next generation” this fall on Fox.

  20. yetanotherjohn says:

    I got an idea, instead of throwing rice into the ring how about we try throwing something else next time.

  21. yetanotherjohn says:

    Each of them is over 500 pounds of man mountain, but they are both so whipped by their wives they have to take the babies to work.

  22. yetanotherjohn says:

    You know someone had to be deep in the sake barrel when they came up with the idea of “sumo’s making babies cry” as a contest to bring good luck.

  23. Scott_T says:

    1) You’d think with boobs like that they’d know how to hold a baby.

    2) Hachi-san, this baby-staring contest sucks.

    3) Right: “Yeah I can bench-press him like 1000 times straight”
    Left: “Try it now I dare you!.” The diaper looks is little plump.

  24. Scott_T says:

    4) Right: “Damn! He’s under 5 kilos I have to throw him back. Stupid catch-and-release laws.”

  25. elliot says:

    Sumo wrestling starts early, but someone has to put them up to it.

  26. Round three of the Sumo baby-eating contest… Hai!

  27. “Wasabi!”

  28. Wyatt Earp says:

    In their constant effort to acquire more power, Rosie O’Donnell (left) and Michael Moore prepare to drink the blood of two Republican babies.

  29. Rosie O’Donnell and Joy Behar demonstrate how rubbing two babies together briskly is how you melt steel.

  30. Little Boy Blue prepares to throw a sweeping overhand right… Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

  31. Ten-week mutant ninja babies!

  32. Kobe, I’m open!

  33. Those Japanese game shows are really getting out of hand.

  34. Cowboy Blob says:

    Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Babies!

  35. G.A. Phillips says:

    Wyatt Earp wins. Dude I spit my coffee all over my desk, lol.

  36. Ingress says:

    Kentucky Derby jockeys were announced today. And we think they are getting smaller every year.

  37. Frank Miller’s influence is getting way out of hand.

  38. Note the real caption on this photo:

    University student sumo wrestlers attempt to make babies cry during the “Baby-cry Sumo,” an annual contest which is supposed to bring good health, at Tokyo’s Sensoji temple in Tokyo.

    Attempt?

  39. Note the real caption on this photo:

    University student sumo wrestlers attempt to make babies cry during the “Baby-cry Sumo,” an annual contest which is supposed to bring good health, at Tokyo’s Sensoji temple in Tokyo.

    Which is, of course, not to be confused with Tokyo’s Sensoji temple in Kyoto.

  40. Blame Bushido!

  41. physics geek says:

    “Something wrong with our shakers.”

    “Yeah. That isn’t pepper coming out of the bottom.”

  42. Brian says:

    “Yeah, I’ve tried to breast feed on my dad too.”

  43. ken wilkinson says:

    Babies saying-“Aren`t we a little young to use trampolines.”

  44. McGehee says:

    sumo wrestlers attempt to make babies

    …what, this isn’t the “take caption phrases out of context” contest?

  45. Bithead says:

    – My kid weighs more than your kid.
    + No, that’s just the diaper

  46. Baby on left: “You stinky. And your sumo dresses you funny.”

  47. elliot says:

    Babies: 1,2,3…..okay poop.