Thursday, May 24, 2007
Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Movie Sequel: ‘Weekend at Dubya’s’
I say Lord take me downtown, I’m just lookin’ for some Tush.
Golly Mr. Cyclops, you can still fry ’em at your age!
The next day Stevie Wonder re-thought his decision to follow in the footsteps of Michael Jackson.
I’m the Ice Man
Wait a minute… which one of up will be flying the cargo plane out of Hong Cong?
Bush stated that if you thought his administration had been spending money like a drunken sailor before, you haven’t seen anything yet.
In an effort to reduce costs, the secret service is no longer providing 24 hour a day protection, but instead providing “an impenetrable disguise” to keep the president safe.
It’s all Bush’s fault … that the chief lost his hair.
In a touching moment, the young leader of a native American tribe, the president and a senior petty officer all mugged for the cameras as the band played “Hail to the chief”.
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Bush – Mental Note – “Must tell Jeb presidential shmoozing is really fun. He’ll like it when his turn comes.”
“Get ya some Blu Blockers”
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
“It’s so cool gettin’ my picture taken with Tom Cruise an’ Judge Mills Lane!”
Mr. Bush: “I think she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’.”
Cadet: “No she hasn’t, Mr. President … I hate it when she does that.”
Baby, baby … I get down on my knees for you … if you would only love me like you used to do yeah.
Guy On Left – “Heck, I expected to lose my hat. Part of the ceremony. But I truly love those sunglasses!”
Elliott beat me to it.
Bush explores post-Presidential options by auditioning for the Village People
“It’s so cool gettin’ my picture taken with Tom Cruise an’ Judge Mills Lane”
I thought it was Tom Cruise and Patrick Stewart
“Well young feller, I can see why they call ya ‘Maverick’ with that Top Gun look, but why do they call your daddy here ..GGGOOOOOOOOOSSSSEE!!!“
1. W: “To all of you graduating today, mission accomplished!
2. And here’s the cast for “Top Gun II”: Tom Cruise, George Bush and Patrick Steward. John Edwards will act as Cruise’s stunt double.
3. W: “What? We aren’t being broadcast on MTV? Here kid, have your shades back…Laura!…”
New campaign poster for Bush to the Republican base with this caption: ” You want border security? Up yours!”
Promo for the sequel Thumb Wars: A New Dope. Steve Oedekerk could not be reached for comment.
(Moments before, off-stage) “Mr. President, how was Tailhook?”
I’m taking Senator Reid’s advice and pulling my thumb out of my ass. See?
“I call him mini-me.”
“Yea, opposable thumbs, it’s what separates from the chimps and other apes.”
“All together now: Y.M.C.A…we were dancing at the..Y.M.C.A.”
We’re on a Mission from God.
Twenty years from now, there’s gonna be a crop of General Officers with the coolest “I-Love-Me Walls” ever!
It was the uniform that threw me off — it didn’t look Starfleety enough.
Bush: “Damn these photo-ops, Mr Thumb hurts like hell…”
Tap, tap, tap. Sir? Mr. President? The parade ended an hour ago, Sir.
Bush – “Son, no gestures from you. Just keep your thumbs on the nu-cu-lar ‘football.'”
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