Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Movie Sequel: ‘Weekend at Dubya’s’

  2. LorgSkyegon says:


  3. I say Lord take me downtown, I’m just lookin’ for some Tush.

  4. Alan Kellogg says:

    Golly Mr. Cyclops, you can still fry ’em at your age!

  5. Alan Kellogg says:

    The next day Stevie Wonder re-thought his decision to follow in the footsteps of Michael Jackson.

  6. dennis says:

    I’m the Ice Man

  7. brainy435 says:

    Wait a minute… which one of up will be flying the cargo plane out of Hong Cong?

  8. yetanotherjohn says:

    Bush stated that if you thought his administration had been spending money like a drunken sailor before, you haven’t seen anything yet.

  9. yetanotherjohn says:

    In an effort to reduce costs, the secret service is no longer providing 24 hour a day protection, but instead providing “an impenetrable disguise” to keep the president safe.

  10. yetanotherjohn says:

    It’s all Bush’s fault … that the chief lost his hair.

  11. yetanotherjohn says:

    In a touching moment, the young leader of a native American tribe, the president and a senior petty officer all mugged for the cameras as the band played “Hail to the chief”.

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

  13. Hodink says:

    Bush – Mental Note – “Must tell Jeb presidential shmoozing is really fun. He’ll like it when his turn comes.”

  14. Mister Biggs says:

    “Get ya some Blu Blockers

    “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

  15. McGehee says:

    “It’s so cool gettin’ my picture taken with Tom Cruise an’ Judge Mills Lane!”

  16. Kenny says:

    Mr. Bush: “I think she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’.”

    Cadet: “No she hasn’t, Mr. President … I hate it when she does that.”

    Baby, baby … I get down on my knees for you … if you would only love me like you used to do yeah.

  17. Ingress says:

    Guy On Left – “Heck, I expected to lose my hat. Part of the ceremony. But I truly love those sunglasses!”

  18. Anderson says:

    Elliott beat me to it.

  19. Triumph says:

    Bush explores post-Presidential options by auditioning for the Village People

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    “It’s so cool gettin’ my picture taken with Tom Cruise an’ Judge Mills Lane”

    I thought it was Tom Cruise and Patrick Stewart

  21. Rodney Dill says:

    “Well young feller, I can see why they call ya ‘Maverick’ with that Top Gun look, but why do they call your daddy here ..GGGOOOOOOOOOSSSSEE!!!

  22. Roger says:

    1. W: “To all of you graduating today, mission accomplished!

    2. And here’s the cast for “Top Gun II”: Tom Cruise, George Bush and Patrick Steward. John Edwards will act as Cruise’s stunt double.

    3. W: “What? We aren’t being broadcast on MTV? Here kid, have your shades back…Laura!…”

  23. physics geek says:

    New campaign poster for Bush to the Republican base with this caption: ” You want border security? Up yours!”

    Promo for the sequel Thumb Wars: A New Dope. Steve Oedekerk could not be reached for comment.

  24. Wyatt Earp says:

    (Moments before, off-stage) “Mr. President, how was Tailhook?”

  25. I’m taking Senator Reid’s advice and pulling my thumb out of my ass. See?

  26. “I call him mini-me.”

  27. “Yea, opposable thumbs, it’s what separates from the chimps and other apes.”

  28. ibejo says:

    “All together now: Y.M.C.A…we were dancing at the..Y.M.C.A.”

  29. Cowboy Blob says:

    We’re on a Mission from God.

  30. Cowboy Blob says:

    Twenty years from now, there’s gonna be a crop of General Officers with the coolest “I-Love-Me Walls” ever!

  31. McGehee says:

    I thought it was Tom Cruise and Patrick Stewart


    It was the uniform that threw me off — it didn’t look Starfleety enough.

  32. Ator says:

    Bush: “Damn these photo-ops, Mr Thumb hurts like hell…”

  33. Tap, tap, tap. Sir? Mr. President? The parade ended an hour ago, Sir.


  34. Rachel Edith says:

    Bush – “Son, no gestures from you. Just keep your thumbs on the nu-cu-lar ‘football.'”