Thursday, August 2, 2007
Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
“HEY, Dombroski, get over here NOW!!. Just because the plans were upside down on my desk does not mean I want it BUILT UPSIDE DOWN”
Man! That was one wild party last night!
* Jimmy! Just wait till your FATHER gets home, young man!
* Actual sign on the bottom of the house: “Do not turn upside down”
* If your feet are smelling and your nose is running…
* I TOLD you… lay off snorting the black pepper….
* Big Bob wanted upside down cake at his birthday party…
* Man, that was a BIG bird….
* These vacuum cleaners are getting just too damn powerful
* Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
* From the new Transformers movie, we see the “House/Boat before the sail goes up.
Pelosi: “Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you? Answer me!”
Obama: “I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
In Applachia, Jimmy Carter and Habitat for Humanity explained that moonshine altered the design of this home.
Suddenly, our house really WAS in the middle of our street.
(vague 80’s “Madness” reference)
Proof the head of Barry Bonds has its own gravitational field.
This is what happens when Liberals are in charge.
In a display of oneupsmanship someone took the youtube debate format just a little too far.
This house is not near the bridge.
FEMA sent us this?
DailyKos School of Logic opens for business.
Well, baking that pineapple whatsis cake should be a snap now.
Overstressed? Overworked? Get Overturned!. Overturned!, the newest fad in home construction, is sweeping the country. Remember: it’s easy to turn that frown upside down in one of OUR houses!
Huh. So that’s what that button does.
“I’m from the government, and I’m here to design your house”
“Extreme Makeover: Committee Edition”
“Build on government contract, only 3 years late and 5x over budget. A success!”
“When Bush started putting shingles on the ground, we tried to tell him he was doing it wrong, but he just kept saying ‘Stay the course’.”
“The next 6 months will be critical to determining whether this building project will be successful or not.”
“Wait Bob, hang on a minute, I was holding the danged blueprints upside-down the whole time.”
A group of tree hugging Eco-terrorists caught on camera trying to set some free.
John Kerry’s house.
The class of 2007 knew they were in the history books of”Best pranks…EVER” with this gem.
Dadgummit, Dorothy, the next time you come to Oz, land your stupid house correctly! Or Toto might have a little “accident.”
1) A scene cut from Evan Almighty.
2) What you get when you let kindergardeners design a house on the playground.
3) What happens when the building contractor is drunk when building the a house.
4) The Big House, that Michael Vick wishes he was going to.
Alojzy had to admit the wodka was beginning to interfere with his building career.
High turnover rate continues to plague the subprime mortgage industry
Snoop Dogg’s fans took his advice to “Rock the House” a little too far.
Hammerin’ Barry Bonds (Caption Contest)…
So here is Barry Bonds taking a might swing for a record home run. Could this by 755 to tie Henry Aaron? Could it be 756 to pass Hammerin’ Hank? No. That would not be funny. This great moment in baseball history must be something else.
When the attempt to teach a smart house how to tumble turned out badly, planners began to rethink their decision to teach a smart office building how to somersault.
Housing in this community has a real turn-over.
That Superman sure is a mean drunk
“I’m not an engineer or anything, but that don’t look much like a boat to me, Noah…”
“You know, when mom said she’d turn the house upside down to find her glasses, I thought she meant that figuratively.”
Weekend Caption Contest…
Other Current Contests:…
Barack Obama drops a weapon of mass construction on Pakistan.
Tonight On TLC. . Another Episode of
FLIP THIS HOUSE !
“Hell, man,I told you not to eat that Vindaloo.”
Says here :
There was a crooked man and he had a crooked smile.
Had a crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile.
Had a crooked cat and he had a crooked mouse.
They all lived together in a crooked little house.
Welcome to the British Penitentiary.
Erkle voice: Did I do that?
You can’t sue me for shoddy construction work, you have no foundation.
In Soviet Block, all roll over on property owners. Even property.
Just another day in the projects.
“HONEY! The toilet’s on the fritz again!”
“Dammit Jimmy! Were you playing with the ‘Equalibeliminator’ again !?!”
“THERE! I house trained the cat, now you clean it up!”
Igors’ goal of teaching bats how to sleep standing up was off to a running start…
There once was a guy with a crock,
Architecture he did like to mock,
Then he gave one away,
Testing IQs all day,
The left called it GREAT – What a “shock”
“Wow! Those termite inspectors are really efficient!”
Proof that the housing market has dropped.
What really happens when your Balloon Payment pops.
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