Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    “HEY, Dombroski, get over here NOW!!. Just because the plans were upside down on my desk does not mean I want it BUILT UPSIDE DOWN”

  2. dennis says:

    Man! That was one wild party last night!

  3. Bithead says:

    * Jimmy! Just wait till your FATHER gets home, young man!

    * Actual sign on the bottom of the house: “Do not turn upside down”

    * If your feet are smelling and your nose is running…

  4. Bithead says:

    * I TOLD you… lay off snorting the black pepper….

    * Big Bob wanted upside down cake at his birthday party…

    * Man, that was a BIG bird….

    * These vacuum cleaners are getting just too damn powerful

    * Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.

    * From the new Transformers movie, we see the “House/Boat before the sail goes up.

  5. Gollum says:

    Pelosi: “Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you? Answer me!”

    Obama: “I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

  6. Hodink says:

    In Applachia, Jimmy Carter and Habitat for Humanity explained that moonshine altered the design of this home.

  7. Gollum says:

    Suddenly, our house really WAS in the middle of our street.

    (vague 80’s “Madness” reference)

  8. Mister Biggs says:

    Proof the head of Barry Bonds has its own gravitational field.

  9. Triumph says:

    This is what happens when Liberals are in charge.

  10. Kenny says:

    In a display of oneupsmanship someone took the youtube debate format just a little too far.

    This house is not near the bridge.

  11. John425 says:

    FEMA sent us this?

  12. physics geek says:

    DailyKos School of Logic opens for business.

    Well, baking that pineapple whatsis cake should be a snap now.

    Overstressed? Overworked? Get Overturned!. Overturned!, the newest fad in home construction, is sweeping the country. Remember: it’s easy to turn that frown upside down in one of OUR houses!

    Huh. So that’s what that button does.

  13. Michael says:

    “I’m from the government, and I’m here to design your house”

    “Extreme Makeover: Committee Edition”

    “Build on government contract, only 3 years late and 5x over budget. A success!”

    “When Bush started putting shingles on the ground, we tried to tell him he was doing it wrong, but he just kept saying ‘Stay the course’.”

    “The next 6 months will be critical to determining whether this building project will be successful or not.”

    “Wait Bob, hang on a minute, I was holding the danged blueprints upside-down the whole time.”

  14. G.A.Phillips says:

    A group of tree hugging Eco-terrorists caught on camera trying to set some free.

  15. John Kerry’s house.

  16. The class of 2007 knew they were in the history books of”Best pranks…EVER” with this gem.

  17. Dadgummit, Dorothy, the next time you come to Oz, land your stupid house correctly! Or Toto might have a little “accident.”

  18. Scott_T says:

    1) A scene cut from Evan Almighty.

    2) What you get when you let kindergardeners design a house on the playground.

    3) What happens when the building contractor is drunk when building the a house.

    4) The Big House, that Michael Vick wishes he was going to.

  19. Nonski says:

    Alojzy had to admit the wodka was beginning to interfere with his building career.

  20. High turnover rate continues to plague the subprime mortgage industry

  21. Wyatt Earp says:

    Snoop Dogg’s fans took his advice to “Rock the House” a little too far.

  22. Alan Kellogg says:

    When the attempt to teach a smart house how to tumble turned out badly, planners began to rethink their decision to teach a smart office building how to somersault.

  23. elliot says:

    Housing in this community has a real turn-over.

  24. That Superman sure is a mean drunk

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  26. TeaFizz says:

    “I’m not an engineer or anything, but that don’t look much like a boat to me, Noah…”

    “You know, when mom said she’d turn the house upside down to find her glasses, I thought she meant that figuratively.”

  27. McCain says:

    Barack Obama drops a weapon of mass construction on Pakistan.

  28. scully says:

    Tonight On TLC. . Another Episode of

  29. ken wilkinson says:

    “Hell, man,I told you not to eat that Vindaloo.”

  30. Rachel Edith says:

    Says here :

    There was a crooked man and he had a crooked smile.
    Had a crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile.
    Had a crooked cat and he had a crooked mouse.
    They all lived together in a crooked little house.

    Welcome to the British Penitentiary.

  31. elliot says:

    Erkle voice: Did I do that?

  32. elliot says:

    You can’t sue me for shoddy construction work, you have no foundation.

  33. pudge says:

    In Soviet Block, all roll over on property owners. Even property.

  34. pudge says:

    Just another day in the projects.

  35. pudge says:

    “HONEY! The toilet’s on the fritz again!”

  36. pudge says:

    “Dammit Jimmy! Were you playing with the ‘Equalibeliminator’ again !?!”

  37. pudge says:

    “THERE! I house trained the cat, now you clean it up!”

  38. pudge says:

    Igors’ goal of teaching bats how to sleep standing up was off to a running start…

  39. pudge says:

    There once was a guy with a crock,
    Architecture he did like to mock,
    Then he gave one away,
    Testing IQs all day,
    The left called it GREAT – What a “shock”

  40. pudge says:

    “Wow! Those termite inspectors are really efficient!”

  41. Deathlok says:

    Proof that the housing market has dropped.

  42. Deathlok says:

    What really happens when your Balloon Payment pops.