Monday, August 8, 2005
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Racial profiling has begun in London.
Cop 1: ThatÃ¢Â€Â™s definitely Michael Jackson.
Cop 2: No Way! ThatÃ¢Â€Â™s Joe Camel. He really let himself go since losing his job a few years agoÃ¢Â€Â¦ No wait on second Look it is Michael Jackson.
Cop 1: Brilliant!
OÃƒÂ¹ est l’ambassade FranÃƒÂ§aise? J’ai besoin de fromage.
Ken Livingstone and George Gallowy co-host the jail ChimpyMcHalliburtonBushHitler event.
Mad-Eye Moody mixing with muggles.
Dr. Zauis wanders the Grand Strand.
The immigration problem in the UK really has gotten out of hand.
We’ve already checked the bags of one giant monkey with a bowler hat, so the ACLU says we cannot check the bags of this giant monkey with a bowler hat because that would be profiling.
Don’t fear us, don’t place us in your prison; give us the vote! We are a peaceful race, and you will not regret it, human!
George Galloway finally got what was coming to him.
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
“I’m looking for the Top Banana.”
Closer, closer, thaaaat’s it. Just another foot forward, officers, and I’m gonna fling some serious monkey dung on you boys.
The mask just proved that Oddjob was just getting desperate to take out 007.
Damn it! My mother’s the Queen I’m telling you. Now let me in!
Would you like to come back to my place?
“Get your filthy paws off me, you damn dirty human!”
“We’re not touching you. We’re clear over here on the other side of the bars.”
Monkey: Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Ho, Ho, Who?
Officer#1: Sorry buddy, I don’t know where there is a circus hiring. Cir De Solei is the only one it town.
Monkey: Boo, Hoo, Boo, Hoo, Boo, Hoo.. (and walks off)
Officer#2 afterwards: Nothing sadder than the tears of a monkey.
Fearful of another mistaken shooting, London police calmly watch a person they called ‘an immigrant from sub-Sahara Africa who we would like to assist us in our inquiries”.
Ol’ Teddy Kennedy must have been on quite the bender this time.
This Week on FOX 11. Ape dress code issues. You decide.
Damn it! I’m telling you, my mother is the Queen. Now let me in!
The new MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold, the strategically shaved S. Baldrick, prepares to enter Buckingham Palace for his audience with the Queen.
“Are these the auditions to HR Puf’n’stuf?”
* Wasn’t this guy in “The Bananna Splits”?
* Officers look on in satisfaction as the “poop flinging bandit” spends his first day behind bars.
Moments after this picture was taken, tragedy struck when Koko, the sign-language speaking gorilla, was misunderstood by an enraged deaf policewoman after signing “I would like to pet your kitty.”
Then it suddenly dawned on Mustafa that the Brits were not locking him up, they were locking him out… What would this mean for the cause? The supreme leader would not be happy!
Moments after this picture was taken, tragedy struck
when Koko, the sign-language speaking
gorilla, was misunderstood by an enraged deaf
policewoman after signing “I would like to pet your kitty”
(Posted for Mr. Right, – editor)
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