Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Maggie says:

    Racial profiling has begun in London.

  2. Exek says:

    Cop 1: That’s definitely Michael Jackson.
    Cop 2: No Way! That’s Joe Camel. He really let himself go since losing his job a few years ago… No wait on second Look it is Michael Jackson.
    Cop 1: Brilliant!

  3. Où est l’ambassade Française? J’ai besoin de fromage.

  4. the Pirate says:

    Ken Livingstone and George Gallowy co-host the jail ChimpyMcHalliburtonBushHitler event.

  5. Mad-Eye Moody mixing with muggles.

    Piltdown Ape.

    Dr. Zauis wanders the Grand Strand.

    The immigration problem in the UK really has gotten out of hand.

  6. The Man says:

    We’ve already checked the bags of one giant monkey with a bowler hat, so the ACLU says we cannot check the bags of this giant monkey with a bowler hat because that would be profiling.

  7. Don’t fear us, don’t place us in your prison; give us the vote! We are a peaceful race, and you will not regret it, human!

  8. George Galloway finally got what was coming to him.

  9. LorgSkyegon says:

    YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

  10. LIndy R. Dole says:

    “I’m looking for the Top Banana.”

  11. T. Harris says:

    Closer, closer, thaaaat’s it. Just another foot forward, officers, and I’m gonna fling some serious monkey dung on you boys.

  12. The Man says:

    The mask just proved that Oddjob was just getting desperate to take out 007.

  13. Jim says:

    Damn it! My mother’s the Queen I’m telling you. Now let me in!

  14. Would you like to come back to my place?

  15. McGehee says:

    “Get your filthy paws off me, you damn dirty human!”
    “We’re not touching you. We’re clear over here on the other side of the bars.”
    “LIARS!”

  16. Scott_T says:

    Monkey: Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Ho, Ho, Who?

    Officer#1: Sorry buddy, I don’t know where there is a circus hiring. Cir De Solei is the only one it town.

    Monkey: Boo, Hoo, Boo, Hoo, Boo, Hoo.. (and walks off)

    Officer#2 afterwards: Nothing sadder than the tears of a monkey.

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    Fearful of another mistaken shooting, London police calmly watch a person they called ‘an immigrant from sub-Sahara Africa who we would like to assist us in our inquiries”.

  18. Fitch says:

    Ol’ Teddy Kennedy must have been on quite the bender this time.

  19. Rachel Edith says:

    This Week on FOX 11. Ape dress code issues. You decide.

  20. Jim says:

    Damn it! I’m telling you, my mother is the Queen. Now let me in!

  21. The new MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold, the strategically shaved S. Baldrick, prepares to enter Buckingham Palace for his audience with the Queen.

  22. Cricket says:

    “Are these the auditions to HR Puf’n’stuf?”

  23. Bithead says:

    * Wasn’t this guy in “The Bananna Splits”?

    * Officers look on in satisfaction as the “poop flinging bandit” spends his first day behind bars.

  24. Mr. Right says:

    Moments after this picture was taken, tragedy struck when Koko, the sign-language speaking gorilla, was misunderstood by an enraged deaf policewoman after signing “I would like to pet your kitty.”

  25. OJ says:

    Then it suddenly dawned on Mustafa that the Brits were not locking him up, they were locking him out… What would this mean for the cause? The supreme leader would not be happy!

  26. Rodney Dill says:

    Moments after this picture was taken, tragedy struck
    when Koko, the sign-language speaking
    gorilla, was misunderstood by an enraged deaf
    policewoman after signing “I would like to pet your kitty

    (Posted for Mr. Right, – editor)