Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    (Abe Lincoln’s voice) Look, we just want you back.
    (Woodchuck) Call your doctor, OK?

  2. elliot says:

    Guy: Cheap crap…Made in American.

  3. elliot says:

    Guy: Cheap crap…Made in America.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    After the cancellation of “Buck Rogers” in the late 70’s Twiki had trouble finding work and ended up homeless on the streets of Hong Kong.

  5. Kenny says:

    Ehh. He’s no Bender.

  6. John425 says:

    Kim Jong-Il, disguised as a robot, infiltrates South Korea.

  7. yetanotherjohn says:

    Do to the labor shortage, robotic ‘street walkers’ have been employed with mixed results.

    I think the Korean re-make of the ‘Wizard of Oz’ wasn’t that good, but I did like the tin man.

    Domo arigato Mr. Roboto

    In preparation for the 2008 Olympics in China, South Korea has revealed it’s new starting center, a factory worker at a local Hyundai plant.

    Oh sure, he’s smiling on the outside, but inside he’s weeping pure 10W/30.

    I’m not really smiling. I’m just made that way.

    On his way back from meeting his parents, Chang started to question if maybe they were right and they didn’t have a future as a couple, but then he saw her wide eyed smile and knew she was the one no matter what the prejudices of the world.

  8. Dane Bramage says:

    “Then I asked Optimus Prime why all the other autobots transformed into neat cars and I become a Steely Dan?”

  9. Maniakes says:

    I’m not really Al Gore. I’m merely an incredibly lifelike simulation of him.

  10. John425 says:

    Still Life: Robot doing the Hokey-Pokey.

  11. floyd says:

    Being gender and ethnicly non-specific, while saying only what has been programmed in, makes “Pat” the perfect Democrat candidate for President!

    Pat qualifies, being “Made in U.S.A.”! This was, of course, over 35 years ago when America still had a manufacturing base.

  12. bob in fl says:

    I had to leave Boston before they arrested me for terrorism.

  13. Dennis says:

    AL GORE takes his took time out of his busy schedule to take in some sights in South Korea.

  14. DaveD says:

    Now that the nuclear weapons program in North Korea has been shut down, the folks on the quality control committee are pounding the streets looking for work.

  15. Triumph says:

    Just a bunch of liberal immigrants.

  16. peterh says:

    I was told….if I want a heart, I gotta get a seoul….

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    He always had a smile on his lips and a spring in his step.

    Zorag thought that the invasion of this planet would be easy. Hadn’t he already successfully infiltrated unnoticed into the population.

    Would. You. Like. To. See. My. Two. Thousand. Seven. Peace. Prize?

    He’s a Seoul Man.

  18. Scott_T says:

    1) The Transformers movie, version 0.1 before Michael Bay got his hands on it.

    2) I for one shall welcome our new Robot overlords, even if they are cross-eyed.

    3) Is this Seoul’s illegal immigrant problem? robotic drones from the North?

    4) A new episode of Dr. Who was leaked? (It looks like a dalect if you squint hard enough) 😀

    5) Yeah those Korean special-effects are going to take over Hollywood movies real soon. Yup.

  19. John425 says:

    Passerby to Robot: “Hell no, I won’t do that! Who do you take me for? Larry Craig?”

  20. Wyatt Earp says:

    Kim Jong Il attempts a South Korean invasion inside his “Trojan Automaton.”

  21. Hodink says:

    “I am an unperfected American, gay, Jewish exotic robotic. And you?”

  22. “Keep your hands off my pep cock !”

  23. Deathlok says:

    Oil Can? Oil Can? I wouldn’t mind oilin’ that can.