Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. MikeM says:

    Congress’ latest withdrawal plan – redeploy troops to American playgrounds to keep bullies at bay.

  2. markm says:

    Dateline Detroit: In it’s bid to not be out done Detroit regains the title as America’s most dangerous city from underdog St. Louis. Detroit hip-hop Mayor Qwame Kilpatrik in a counter PR measure deploys the National Guard to Detroit’s playgrounds to ensure at least someone uses the playground equipment before it is stolen for scrap metal.

  3. ralph says:

    tin snips and a spreader sir, one less rocket launcher and one more slide.

  4. DaveD says:

    It’s 2009 and President Hillary Clinton insists it takes a platoon to raise a child in Baghdad

  5. Gollum says:

    Even a strong US troop presence failed to reverse Iraq’s downward slide.

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Democrat alternative to waterboarding undergoes testing.

  7. Gollum says:

    “OK corporal, you can go next. But take your boots off.”

  8. Dennis says:

    The Army’s newest weapon, the MK 4 mod 2 slide undegoes rigorous testing.

  9. Rachel Edith says:

    “That’s us, Rex. We’re sliding downhill.”

  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    John Kerry and Robert Levy’s true Viet Nam deployments were exposed today . . .

  11. Dantheman says:

    Not only did our troops paint this school, we even installed a slide.

  12. peterh says:

    Whether that kid breaks his ass on that cement block is no concern to us….we’re here to check off another successful project via Halliburton….

  13. Maniakes says:

    “Sir, we left the slide out in the sun all day like you said, but he’s still not talking.”

  14. yetanotherjohn says:

    With the continued improvement in security, US troops are being seconded to schools as crossing guards and playground monitors.

    Just think Bill, if we were on a UN detail we could get some of that.

    Since Al Qaeda won’t come out and play…

    The marines found the playground taunting to be much more intellectually rich than listening to the left debate the war on Iraq.

  15. Lindy R. Dole says:

    9 out of 10 liberals declared this was torture.

  16. Timmer says:

    A metal slide? What kind of monster are you?!

  17. John425 says:

    Troops look on as Obama strategist demonstrates “surge ‘n slide away” techniques.

  18. John425 says:

    Hugo Chavez orders Venezuelan troops to round up dissidents. “Playgrounds are an imperialist American tool”, he says.

  19. John425 says:

    Army Corps of Engineers troops evaluate new, FEMA-designed device as a potential “people mover” for next New Orleans flood.

  20. Ugh says:

    After undergoing quality testing under the watchful eyes of U.S. troops, this slide was installed at the White House for the President’s amusment.

  21. Scott_T says:

    1) Guy on left to guy on right:
    “So what does Congress have in common with the boy?”
    “They are both sliding downhill.”

    2) Guy on right to guy on left:
    “So why are we making this kid go down this slide again?”
    “To teach him the slippery slope which we troops call torture.”
    “So what’s next?”
    “Nerf bats masquerading as batons.”

    3) Guy on left:
    “I hate guarding Marine projects.”
    Guy on right:
    “How do you know it was built by the Marines?”
    Guy on left:
    “All the pieces were bought from Home Depot and not delievered by a Murthanian contractor.”

  22. William d'Inger says:

    Army recruiters struggle to meet quarterly quotas.

  23. Roger says:

    1. The TSA has gone overboard with playground security.

    2. “You already know you’re not a threat — show us!” TSA officials hard at work in America’s playgrounds.

    3. “Base of slide secure, Sergeant. No IEDs.”

    4. “Compared to Fallujah, this detail is nothing.”

    5. “OK, now that we are done here, let’s go escort Cheney’s hunting party.”

  24. elliot says:

    Waiting to play on the slide….
    must be why they are call the
    infantry.