Monday, April 28, 2008
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
* Ted Kennedy’s Dog
They called him Flipper, Flipper…
Yo Quiero Long John Silver’s!
Actually, I think you’re onto something, Jay Tea. This is apparently the spokesdog for Taco Bell’s new fish tacos.
Why dogs bite people.
If he was going to go through with this escape plan, Paris Hilton’s dog knew he had to act now…
We’re in the Army now.
We’re not behind a plow.
We’ll never get rich diggin’ a ditch.
We’re in the Army now.
A New York Times reporter is seen here, just before enterring John McCain’s septic tank.
I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt …
Last one, I swear:
The guide dog couldn’t help thinking disabled rights had gone a bit far when his master was accepted as a Navy Seal.
The electorate prepares for the long hard slog until November.
You can lead a dog to water.
After negotiating with the new environmentally controlled congress, the navy has replaced its nuclear powered subamarine fleet with a more environmentally conscious one.
The new postglacial melt, Swiss rescue dog is showcased.
Shark fishermen off of South Africa’s coast netted this strange new species.
The new seeing eye dog for blind swimmers is revealed.
IT’S DOOOOLLLLPPPPHHHHIIIIINNNNN!!!! NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM!!!
Yo quiero sushi!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Who? Who!?
This Is What You Get When You Cross UnderDog With ScubiDoo.
Hey Bithead…Ted Kennedy’s Dog….Good One….I’m Laughing Out Loud…
Recycling Of Old T.V. Shows..In The 50’s There Was Sea Hunt..2008 It’s Flea Hunt.
Precautions Must Be Taken When Using Some Flea Dips.
Paris Hilton’s Gynaecologist.
Scuba Doo where are you?
Warning! NSFPM (Not safe for P.E.T.A. members).
SEAL, my ass. No, wait, that’s not what I meant…
President Obama re-establishes the Fourth Fleet.
This is your captain speaking … all hands on deck.
In today’s news …. President Obama yesterday signed a long sought nuclear disarmament treaty with Iran. Which includes complete inspection of all facilities. In other news pigs gathered this morning in Washington, to protest the FAA’s recent decision, requiring them to obtain pilot’s licenses. And this just in ….
Fido waits patiently while the dive instructor’s lawyer reviews the pooper scooper laws.
Elmo … ever the good citizen, practices safe sex.
We tried to use the bear, but it got real upset as we put on the wet suit.
I know that a wet dog shaking itself is not that pleasant, but trust me, this is not the solution.
Si, Se Puedo … but the real question is why we would want to do it.
No. It doesn’t stop him from drinking out of the toilet.
Not to be outdone by the Air Force’s UAV drone “Predator”, the US Navy has developed “FidoSEAL”, an amphibious attack pooch.
The smallest member of President Carter’s Secret Service Detail prepares for his turn on Rabbit Watch.
These early photos of Jacques Cousteau’s SCUBA apparatus show how trial and error technology worked in WWII.
Canada prepares for polar bear roundup in ice-free arctic.
San Francisco animal shelter reacts to news of rising sea level.
What’s the decompression time in doggie years?
The Rio Grande is at flood stage!
Did some say there was a tempest in a teacup??
How homeowners fetch newspapers in New Orleans.
California K-9 unit joins shark hunt.
Sniffing out Bush’s approval rating gets harder by the minute.
Cost overruns plague Homeland Security’s bomb sniffing budget for tourist submarines.
Legally Blonde III: The Pool Lawsuit.
Pedro is accused of leaving an unexpected “brief” in the pool, but is found “Not Guilty” when the corornor’s office notes that there’s no hair dye in it.
Frank the dog from “Men In Black”
I take him to find abalone, and all he does is hump kelp.
Walking the dog is no simple matter in Atlantis.
Aqua Dog finds crotch sniffing somewhat challenging.
James Carville on the hunt for a new voting demographic
Search and Rescue: the latest job American dogs won’t do.
Okay, already. You got me in this thing now get me out. I gotta pee.
Let me at them catfish! Let me at them!
There’s no need to fear, Underwaterdog is here.
I’ve got a half a tank of compressed gas, I’m dark, and I’m wearing sunglasses. Let’s go.
“C’mon,” Rosie says, “just goggle it, people.”
Triuph sets out to poop on the other 70% of the planet.
Or Triumph. Whatever.
Goin’ shark fishing with man’s best chum.
Having conquered the Rio Grande through a quirk in Evolution, packs of wild Mexican Hairless Chihuahuas have invaded south Texas, sitting in laps that American dogs won’t sit in.
Ashley Olsen’s latest, in a long line of fashion faux pas, barely raises an eyebrow.
The current release of Lassie on Mars, has helped to continue the revival of the long running TV and motion picture franchise.
Bill Clinton takes five, on the campaign trail, by removing his muzzle.
In this week’s episode of …. Where Are They Now? We catch up with former N.Y Governor Eliot Spitzer, at his new job. With Wayne’s Rooter and Drain, in Massapequa.
Cultural differences were blamed for the slow sales of Nintendo’s Wii game title: Pin the Tail in the Donkey.
On tonight’s TMZ TV, 6:30 p.m. Fox/LA, we interview Amy Winehouse’s housekeeper.
Never Before Seen Photo Of The Google Tracking Cookie
A Dog’s Water Bowel Should Be In Proportion To The Size Of The Dog.
S.C.U.B.A. = Suit Controls Underwater Barking Animals.
The New Mascot of the Portland Seadogs
Eliot Spitzer’s Tell All Book “Under The Covers.”
Eliot Spitzer’s Tell All Book “How I Licked My Sex Addiction.”
What’d I use to catch him? Well, just a big ol’ hunk of roast beef. Weird fish, though.
The Army’s mine sniffing dogs were such a success that the Navy decided they’d try dogs too. Unfortunately the idea had to go through the Pentagon first.
Miley Cyrus’ photo layout in BDSM monthly, had more than few of her fans scratching their heads.
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