Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Bithead says:

    * Ted Kennedy’s Dog

  2. Dave Schuler says:

    They called him Flipper, Flipper…

  3. Jay Tea says:

    Yo Quiero Long John Silver’s!


  4. Dave Schuler says:

    Actually, I think you’re onto something, Jay Tea. This is apparently the spokesdog for Taco Bell’s new fish tacos.

  5. C Mercer says:

    Why dogs bite people.

  6. C Mercer says:

    If he was going to go through with this escape plan, Paris Hilton’s dog knew he had to act now…

  7. Elmo says:

    We’re in the Army now.
    We’re not behind a plow.
    We’ll never get rich diggin’ a ditch.
    We’re in the Army now.

    A New York Times reporter is seen here, just before enterring John McCain’s septic tank.

  8. Elmo says:

    I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt …

  9. C Mercer says:

    Last one, I swear:

    The guide dog couldn’t help thinking disabled rights had gone a bit far when his master was accepted as a Navy Seal.

  10. Elmo says:

    The electorate prepares for the long hard slog until November.

  11. Dantheman says:

    You can lead a dog to water.

  12. DL says:

    After negotiating with the new environmentally controlled congress, the navy has replaced its nuclear powered subamarine fleet with a more environmentally conscious one.

    The new postglacial melt, Swiss rescue dog is showcased.

    Shark fishermen off of South Africa’s coast netted this strange new species.

    The new seeing eye dog for blind swimmers is revealed.


  14. Yo quiero sushi!

  15. Kenny says:

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Who? Who!?

  16. This Is What You Get When You Cross UnderDog With ScubiDoo.

  17. Hey Bithead…Ted Kennedy’s Dog….Good One….I’m Laughing Out Loud…

  18. Recycling Of Old T.V. Shows..In The 50’s There Was Sea Hunt..2008 It’s Flea Hunt.

  19. Precautions Must Be Taken When Using Some Flea Dips.

  20. Paris Hilton’s Gynaecologist.

  21. Elmo says:

    Scuba Doo where are you?

    Warning! NSFPM (Not safe for P.E.T.A. members).

  22. SEAL, my ass. No, wait, that’s not what I meant…

  23. Elmo says:

    President Obama re-establishes the Fourth Fleet.

    This is your captain speaking … all hands on deck.

    In today’s news …. President Obama yesterday signed a long sought nuclear disarmament treaty with Iran. Which includes complete inspection of all facilities. In other news pigs gathered this morning in Washington, to protest the FAA’s recent decision, requiring them to obtain pilot’s licenses. And this just in ….

  24. William d'Inger says:

    Fido waits patiently while the dive instructor’s lawyer reviews the pooper scooper laws.

  25. Elmo says:

    Elmo … ever the good citizen, practices safe sex.

  26. yetanotherjohn says:

    We tried to use the bear, but it got real upset as we put on the wet suit.

    I know that a wet dog shaking itself is not that pleasant, but trust me, this is not the solution.

    Si, Se Puedo … but the real question is why we would want to do it.

    No. It doesn’t stop him from drinking out of the toilet.

  27. John425 says:

    Not to be outdone by the Air Force’s UAV drone “Predator”, the US Navy has developed “FidoSEAL”, an amphibious attack pooch.

  28. Timmer says:

    The smallest member of President Carter’s Secret Service Detail prepares for his turn on Rabbit Watch.

  29. John425 says:

    These early photos of Jacques Cousteau’s SCUBA apparatus show how trial and error technology worked in WWII.

  30. William d'Inger says:

    Canada prepares for polar bear roundup in ice-free arctic.

  31. William d'Inger says:

    San Francisco animal shelter reacts to news of rising sea level.

  32. William d'Inger says:

    What’s the decompression time in doggie years?

  33. floyd says:

    The Rio Grande is at flood stage!

  34. floyd says:

    Did some say there was a tempest in a teacup??

  35. William d'Inger says:

    How homeowners fetch newspapers in New Orleans.

  36. William d'Inger says:

    California K-9 unit joins shark hunt.

  37. William d'Inger says:

    Sniffing out Bush’s approval rating gets harder by the minute.

  38. William d'Inger says:

    Cost overruns plague Homeland Security’s bomb sniffing budget for tourist submarines.

  39. Bithead says:

    Legally Blonde III: The Pool Lawsuit.
    Pedro is accused of leaving an unexpected “brief” in the pool, but is found “Not Guilty” when the corornor’s office notes that there’s no hair dye in it.

  40. Bithead says:

    Frank the dog from “Men In Black”

  41. William d'Inger says:

    I take him to find abalone, and all he does is hump kelp.

  42. William d'Inger says:

    Walking the dog is no simple matter in Atlantis.

  43. William d'Inger says:

    Aqua Dog finds crotch sniffing somewhat challenging.

  44. Ragnell says:

    James Carville on the hunt for a new voting demographic

  45. MikeM says:

    Search and Rescue: the latest job American dogs won’t do.

  46. elliot says:

    Okay, already. You got me in this thing now get me out. I gotta pee.

  47. elliot says:

    Let me at them catfish! Let me at them!

  48. There’s no need to fear, Underwaterdog is here.

  49. I’ve got a half a tank of compressed gas, I’m dark, and I’m wearing sunglasses. Let’s go.

  50. “C’mon,” Rosie says, “just goggle it, people.”

  51. Scuba Doo

  52. Triuph sets out to poop on the other 70% of the planet.

  53. Or Triumph. Whatever.

  54. Goin’ shark fishing with man’s best chum.

  55. Cowboy Blob says:

    Having conquered the Rio Grande through a quirk in Evolution, packs of wild Mexican Hairless Chihuahuas have invaded south Texas, sitting in laps that American dogs won’t sit in.

  56. Elmo says:

    Ashley Olsen’s latest, in a long line of fashion faux pas, barely raises an eyebrow.

    The current release of Lassie on Mars, has helped to continue the revival of the long running TV and motion picture franchise.

    Bill Clinton takes five, on the campaign trail, by removing his muzzle.

    In this week’s episode of …. Where Are They Now? We catch up with former N.Y Governor Eliot Spitzer, at his new job. With Wayne’s Rooter and Drain, in Massapequa.

    Cultural differences were blamed for the slow sales of Nintendo’s Wii game title: Pin the Tail in the Donkey.

    On tonight’s TMZ TV, 6:30 p.m. Fox/LA, we interview Amy Winehouse’s housekeeper.

  57. Never Before Seen Photo Of The Google Tracking Cookie

  58. A Dog’s Water Bowel Should Be In Proportion To The Size Of The Dog.

  59. elliot says:

    S.C.U.B.A. = Suit Controls Underwater Barking Animals.

  60. Bithead says:

    The New Mascot of the Portland Seadogs

  61. Eliot Spitzer’s Tell All Book “Under The Covers.”

  62. Eliot Spitzer’s Tell All Book “How I Licked My Sex Addiction.”

  63. Bithead says:

    What’d I use to catch him? Well, just a big ol’ hunk of roast beef. Weird fish, though.

  64. Michael Gallo says:

    The Army’s mine sniffing dogs were such a success that the Navy decided they’d try dogs too. Unfortunately the idea had to go through the Pentagon first.

  65. Elmo says:

    Miley Cyrus’ photo layout in BDSM monthly, had more than few of her fans scratching their heads.

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