Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for a change up

(AP Photo/Aaron Favila)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

and This Caption Contest could use a little more competition.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. SLM says:

    News of the Bolton and Wolfowitz nominations finally reaches Madagascar.

  2. wavemaker says:

    If I have to watch Jon Stewart any more, I’m going to evolve.”

  3. LJD says:

    Michael Jackson receieves the verdict in his trial (he has been ill, you know).

  4. Brian J. says:

    When twenty years old you reach, look this smoking hot you will not.

  5. Michael says:

    A new species is discovered in Asia: Martis Feldmanus.

  6. Hermoine says:

    “Oh yeah. Well, your mom looks like John Kerry!”

  7. After several years out of the limelight, Ross Perot returns to the public stage.

  8. Alan Kellogg says:

    You could warm up the probe.

  9. JW says:

    An unnamed correspondent for the Star Tribune of Minnesota is shown here, exhibiting signs of the previously unknown final stage of Rowfing Lunavelociraptoris, otherwise known as “Barking Moonbat Syndrome”.

    Scientists have no knowledge of other US cases progressing to this extent, beliving that most sufferers move to Canada well beforehand in an attempt to alleviate the symptoms.

    Coworkers note that the corresondent was reading the archives of the well-known blog Powerline when the final metamorphosis began. “The only way we still knew it was him was the eyes–they’ve been like that ever since the election,” said one anonymous source, a highly ranked blogger. (AP photo)

  10. Bithead says:

    “The Chili Cook-Off Judge”


  12. McTrip says:

    Richard Gere’s nightmare : running out of clingfilm.

  13. Duffer says:

    Nancy Pelosi’s speech coach revealed at last.

  14. Loon says:

    Yes it tasted nice , but where do I spit the pips ?

  15. Chrees says:

    Harvard faculty reacts to Larry Summers’ latest speech.

  16. karin says:


  17. Dougrc says:

    Dennis Kucinich announced today that he is still campaigning hard and looking forward to the next debate.

  18. When will the Schiavo news stop blocking out really important stuff, like the Michael Jackson trial?

  19. Matt says:

    Reveal Your Inner Oliver Willis

  20. Scott_T says:

    1) Only YOU can help deforestation of the Amazon.

    So act now and send your donation to

    (Gee, I hope someone remains that can remember Smokey the Bear)

    2) Examples of American life:
    What happens to red-blooded (that’s from the Red States…) American men when they see Pamela Anderson topless.

    What happens to red-blooded (that’s from the Red States…) American women when they see a Sandrail sale in Arizona.

  21. You’ve got your Easter Bunny, we’ve got our Purim Tarsier. Now shut up and go have fun painting Matzoh balls.

  22. Myopist says:

    Hold on, I think I’ve got the heat vision thing worked out now.

  23. LOOK into my eyes–you will vote Democrat; you will vote Democrat; you will…vote… ..Democrat..

  24. Jufray says:

    I did NOT inhale.

  25. Hodink says:

    “I am Ross Perot’s crazy aunt. And golly folks, this morning I got out of the basement.”

  26. Sorry – posted my captions under the wrong thread. Repeated:

    Lemur – the other white meat!

    Lemur – it’s what’s for dinner!

  27. Busby Bixley says:

    Okay , Judge ! I , too , WUZ seen naked by Michael Jackson !

  28. JMMP Fan says:

    Just saw Jacqueline’s new photos.

  29. Jufray says:

    Rodhamjuice …

  30. Maggie says:

    The local chapter of PETA is demanding Lasix eye surgery for all the ‘residents’ of the San Diego Zoo.

  31. Maggie says:

    In an effort to convince the American people that they are the more compassionate political party, Democrats are replacing their ass with a creature “who can SEE OUR PAIN.”

  32. Jufray says:

    The Brown Tacos are bad.
    Do not eat the Brown Tacos.

  33. Cybrludite says:

    Senetor Pelosi, what’s your reaction to Bush’s nomination of Robert Bork to replace Chief Justice Reinquist?