Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for a change up
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
and This Caption Contest could use a little more competition.
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News of the Bolton and Wolfowitz nominations finally reaches Madagascar.
If I have to watch Jon Stewart any more, I’m going to evolve.”
Michael Jackson receieves the verdict in his trial (he has been ill, you know).
When twenty years old you reach, look this smoking hot you will not.
A new species is discovered in Asia: Martis Feldmanus.
“Oh yeah. Well, your mom looks like John Kerry!”
After several years out of the limelight, Ross Perot returns to the public stage.
You could warm up the probe.
An unnamed correspondent for the Star Tribune of Minnesota is shown here, exhibiting signs of the previously unknown final stage of Rowfing Lunavelociraptoris, otherwise known as “Barking Moonbat Syndrome”.
Scientists have no knowledge of other US cases progressing to this extent, beliving that most sufferers move to Canada well beforehand in an attempt to alleviate the symptoms.
Coworkers note that the corresondent was reading the archives of the well-known blog Powerline when the final metamorphosis began. “The only way we still knew it was him was the eyes–they’ve been like that ever since the election,” said one anonymous source, a highly ranked blogger. (AP photo)
“The Chili Cook-Off Judge”
PLEASE. QUIT. SQUEEZING. SO. TIGHT.
Richard Gere’s nightmare : running out of clingfilm.
Nancy Pelosi’s speech coach revealed at last.
Yes it tasted nice , but where do I spit the pips ?
Harvard faculty reacts to Larry Summers’ latest speech.
Today Iraq,,,,,TOMORROW THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dennis Kucinich announced today that he is still campaigning hard and looking forward to the next debate.
When will the Schiavo news stop blocking out really important stuff, like the Michael Jackson trial?
Reveal Your Inner Oliver Willis
1) Only YOU can help deforestation of the Amazon.
So act now and send your donation to http://www.georgesoros.com
(Gee, I hope someone remains that can remember Smokey the Bear)
2) Examples of American life:
What happens to red-blooded (that’s from the Red States…) American men when they see Pamela Anderson topless.
What happens to red-blooded (that’s from the Red States…) American women when they see a Sandrail sale in Arizona.
You’ve got your Easter Bunny, we’ve got our Purim Tarsier. Now shut up and go have fun painting Matzoh balls.
Hold on, I think I’ve got the heat vision thing worked out now.
LOOK into my eyes–you will vote Democrat; you will vote Democrat; you will…vote… ..Democrat..
I did NOT inhale.
“I am Ross Perot’s crazy aunt. And golly folks, this morning I got out of the basement.”
Sorry – posted my captions under the wrong thread. Repeated:
Lemur – the other white meat!
Lemur – it’s what’s for dinner!
Okay , Judge ! I , too , WUZ seen naked by Michael Jackson !
Just saw Jacqueline’s new photos.
Rodhamjuice
Rodhamjuice
Rodhamjuice …
The local chapter of PETA is demanding Lasix eye surgery for all the ‘residents’ of the San Diego Zoo.
In an effort to convince the American people that they are the more compassionate political party, Democrats are replacing their ass with a creature “who can SEE OUR PAIN.”
The Brown Tacos are bad.
Do not eat the Brown Tacos.
Senetor Pelosi, what’s your reaction to Bush’s nomination of Robert Bork to replace Chief Justice Reinquist?