Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Cindy says she’s not leaving until she gets to talk to James Joyner.
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Cindy says she’s not leaving until she gets to talk to James Joyner.
Winners will be announced Monday PM
In an effort to reach out to Native Americans, Cindy Sheehan attempts to speak their language:
(hand oscillating) “woo woo woo woo woo woo”
Cindy was overwhelmed when Ward Churchill “pinned” her.
“Gawd, does he ever reek!”
Cindy Sheehan was made an honorary Tribal Member of the Arapaho Nation after it was determined that all her comments are “off the reservation.”
Maggie, I think she was made a member of the Aramediaho tribe, not the Arapaho.
😉
Chief “Big Liberal” pins an honorary membership pin for his tribe, “Eagle Soars High Over Blue State,” on Cindy Sheehan, giving her the name “Vain One Who Hates Bush.”
Cindy: I am Soooo sorry we have been littering
Chief: To bad, you must now wear this badge of shame!
Cindy cried out in pain when Chief Recognizes Bull attempted to repair her forked tongue before allowing her to speak on the reservation.
What’s that on your uniform?! A pledge pin!!!! Drop and give me twenty!
OR
The chief tried to console Cindy over the fact that Jesse Jackson never showed up by giving her his membership badge.
Just behind the Indian, decked out in full rabbinical gear and bearing two shopping bags from Bloomingdales, Al Franken was ready with his own medal for Cindy.
“About that Israelis out of Palestine thing… can you get these goddamned palefaces off of my tribal lands, too? I’ve got casinos to build.”
* You fed me WHAT?
‘OK, Dorfman, your Delta name will be “Flounder”.’
“Why?”
“(Belch) Why NOT!!!??!?!?!?”
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You shall be called… “Running mouth moron”
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Careful with that PIN, there, Chief… I just had these installed.
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You made the pennant out of real skunk? How er… nice…
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The disguise was so complete that no one, not even Cindy, realized that Dubya had surreptitiously snuck out to meet with her. “… and your Injun name is Nucular Turd Blossom.“
Chief Yellow Spine: “Take heart, brave one. Running gauntlet not like used to be. In age of Our Fathers, battle axes and war clubs. Now, whiskey bottles and croupiers.”
Even Cindy Sheehan took a moment from her religious crusade, uh, I mean jihad, against President Bush to lament the bill of attainder the NCAA has passed against Chief Illiniwek.
“And I now pronounce you ‘Single Brain Cell Fart’, and welcome you into the Ass-Hat tribe.”
“Sorry, Chief. I have really bad breath today after drinking some firewater.”
“That’s ok, Cindy. This traditional medicine will steady your whiney self.”
Cindy “The Media Whore” Sheehan cries out in pain as Chief Jay Strongbow uses a nerve hold.
“You say that President Bush has sent you and that you are putting a bullseye over my heart. And those people over there with bows and arrows are going to aim at the bullseye. I’m beginning to think that I no longer need a powwow.”
Cheif: The bear urine will make you strong
I proclaim you Hallwallo, which means “a bat who flys with the moon”
Cindy Sheehan was made an honorary Tribal Member of the ARAMEDIAHO Nation after it was determined that all her comments are “off the reservation.”
Joint submission: Maggie/Rodney Dill
(Good call, Dill – ;D)
Chief: Cindy, this pin will allow you free drinks in our casino.
Cindy stifles a chuckle as she contemplates the nearly limitless possibilities of being a disgrace to the latest nation she has become a citizen of.
“Cowabunga.”
Ouch, you tit, that’s my breast!
Cindy Sheehan can be seen weeping moments after “Chief Koppafeel” of the “Iwannanookie Tribe” accidentally punctured her left saline breast implant with his poorly manicured fingernails.
“Ahhhh chooo. Ahhhh chooo. Sorry, Chief. In addition to rustling them, I’m allergic to feathers.”
“For I am the last of the Sheehanicans…”
Everyone has a right to disagree with her message, but the way you guys on the Right need to attack her personally kind of reeks of desperatation. Is that because a majority of Americans now disagree with Bush and agree with her take on the war? Or do you just hate mothers of fallen soldiers?
The Right complains about the left being hateful, but you guys on the Right are showing how hypocritical you are and how you just cant STAND anyone with an opposing viewpoint. To label everyone that disagrees as a “terror supporter”, “fascist” or “America hater” is what you do when you cant argue your position. And its weak.
I may disagree with a mother of a soldier who happens to believe in this war, but I would never go after her personally because THIS IS AMERICA and she has the right to her opinions and to express them. I also have a clue, and can understand how a family member of a dead soldier, whether they are for or against the war, would feel the way they do.
“But they promised me that the construction worker was going to give me the award!”
Cindy Sheehan receives the “Buffalo Chip” award from Chief Churchill for her service in protesting the US presence in Idaho, Utah, Nevada, Colorado……….