Thursday, May 29, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Swiss riot police try to corral an unruly participant in the annual running of the trashcan event, a sister event to Spain’s running of the bulls.
Not wanting to be outdone by their American counterparts, Swiss police in Little L.A. engage a trash can thief in a high speed chase.
* I TOLD you we (oof!) shoudla used a (ouch!!!) bigger cage….
Using extreme measures and departmental resources was an understatement, to say the least. As Tom was caught on Channel 9 news trying to catch his son’s pet hamster. An investigation is under way.
Trash can hooligan: “DON’T TAZE ME BRO!”
All we want you to do is take out the trash Bob!
You idiot! The game is kick the can.
Bystander: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, RED LIGHT!”
The Swiss production of Stomp – the Paramilitary Version didn’t get the reception they had expected.
After seeing all the Rocket Man hoopla last week in the media and blog caption contests, Trash Can Man goes for his 10 seconds of fame.
Xtreme Monkey in the Middle!
Noooo they be stealin’ my Bucket!
Tony Romo’s nightmare!
Hillary hires a hit man seen here being apprehended. It is Tonya Harding! (Who has always been skating on thin ice.)
Mercinary guards of the gerbil people surround the intruder who had abscunded with the palace.
The new rage in field hockey begins where the goalie runs with the cage instead of defending it.
* The result of getting your parrot to chant “F*** the POLICE!”
* Police apprehend the man who stole the toilet out of the police station last Tuesday. Until they identified the thief, police had nothing to go on.
Despite all odds, Hillary is still running.
In Obama’s new ‘post racial’ society, thought police chase down a conservative.
Note to self: Look around before replying “Oh yeah, you and what army?”
In Texas its one riot, one Ranger. In Switzerland, its one rioter, six policeman.
Obama and Clinton supporters practice for the Denver convention.
Its not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
Geneva held their annual running of the pigs this week.
Stand back! I have a hamster! And I’m not afraid to use it!
“I told you it isn’t June yet! I’m still in this thing! (Trash can? I can work with that…) I’m staying in to Clean Up America!”
The last conservative in America falls to the onslaught of the police state- circa 2010 A.D.
The new poster for the GO GREEN recycling campaign is in.
Swiss police begin their version of “Catch the Greased-Up Deaf Guy.”
“Drop the trash can” is the new “drop the piano.”
“They hate these trash cans. Everybody stay away from the trash cans.”
Preparations for Denver 2008 have begun.
The Xbox graphics for Donkey Kong are cool.
I guess any remake of The Third Man will have to come up with something different for Harry Lime to say about the Swiss.
Trash can dude: “Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!”
TCD: “Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain’t over now. ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough….the tough get goin’! Who’s with me? Let’s go!. AAAAAARRGHHH”
* Gee, guys… I mean, it’s only a parking ticket…
* The L.A. Riots of 1992: Shakka, when the Malls fell
Marvel rejected Litterman as a superhero.
Katie is just out of the frame yelling, “Officers, they’re looting the Food king!”
Jimmy wanted to know how a paolice baton sounded on his steel drum.
Jimmy wanted to know how a police baton sounded on his steel drum.
Run Forrest, run!
Using the German judges for the Swiss version of “So You Think You Can Dance” was not a good idea.
Season seven of Dancing with the Stars, brought a few format changes, and now continues it’s stay near the top the Nielsen’s.
That’s no ordinary rabbit … that’s a most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Look that rabbit got a vicious streak a mile wide, he’s a killer. He’ll do you a treat mate …
The security detail gets in some early practice for seating the Michigan and Florida delegates at the upcoming Democratic National Convention.
Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!
The apprehesion of the suspect was slowed when the gravity suddenly gave out.
Even Scotty was never able to keep the anti-grav units in line when Sulu did those warp speed 180’s.
It’s not MY fault I make more than you do…get a better union.
NYT news reporter trying to gather “all the news that’s fit to print”.
The last undeclared super-delegate is run to ground.
Nintendo Wii’s latest videogame release: There’s a Riot Goin On. Flew off store shelves in San Francisco and Berkeley.
Cop on the right: Damn, forgot to turn off “noclip.”
The summer television replacement season, has its first bonafide breakout hit …. Battle of the Network Stars (using real guns and bullets).
Yet another preacher at Trinity, tosses some red meat to the Repubs.
“One More Chance For Nestle’s Quicky Bunny.”
Confronted with this photo, Hillary’s campaign acknowledged that her inner circle was “reaching out” to undeclared superdelegates.
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