Thursday, May 26, 2005
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
I’ve been saving this one for a while, just thought it looked funny.
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Overall, a disappointing round by the Australian team on the Throw-The-Man-Onto-The-Rock event.
“Fly! Be free!”
Worshipers at The Rock god were brought to a state of ecstasy by the unexplained “Vision” before their eyes.
Okay, “Russel Crowe on a Rock” just isn’t as hot as “Paris Hilton on a Car.”
Weeks after his plane crash on this unknown island, his passengers already cannibalized by the inhabitants, Ricky tries desperately, and in vain, to escape his fate.
Next on Fox, when treehuggers go bad….
Next season, “American Idol” takes a disturbing turn.
Stop trying to use “the force” and get me down!
Two cult members are pictured worshipping at the Crack of Don.
Randy’s attempt to impregnate Gaia was met with approval from the masses, indifference from the rock.
“Son, when I told you to foster passion for something and wrap yourself around it, uhhhh, I didn’t mean this. Come down, we’ll talk.”
* “Do you know you have beautiful eyes?”
“Get off my face.”
(Nod to the movie “Ice Age”)
* (TV sports announcers)
“Oohh, great jump, Dan”
“Ooh, yeah, Smith was right on the nose with THAT Jump, Phil.”
* “Hang on, I’ve found the rope, Mr. Frodo!”
John’s attempt to recreate Mt Rushmore’s Washington was written off as a failure when he finally realized Washington’s chin was not quite so weak as he’d originally thought.
Friends below: “Robert its just Newsweek. No one reads them anyway, let alone notices their mis-steps. So come back down, we can work through this together.”
Randy begins to think that he should have gone to see a doctor about his elephantiasis before now.
One liberal just could not say goodbye…
as the last remaining statue of former
senator “sheets” byrd was torn down.
The wrong rock, at the wrong place, at the right time.
* Tom tried to keep the relationship going, but in the end, decided that she was cold as stone.
* Jack, of course was regarded as a rock-climbing God….
* Boy, gang, you should see the size of the eye goober…
* It was at that point that Herb’s weigh counter-balanced the rock, and it rolled forward, over both him and the worshipers.
* Ya know, if this guy didn’t have an acne problem, I’d have nothing to hang onto…
This is why you don’t tell retards to go get stoned.
Just another reason why women are better rock climbers than men.
Is that a chisel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Luv U like IRAQ
“For the last time, honey, I’m not lost, and we don’t need to stop and ask directions.”
Sisyphus appreciated the offers but, as he tried to explain, he works solo.
Not visible in this photo is anhother climber, who is unfortunately caught between a rock and … Steve.
Todd was gratified he had attached his colostomy bag. This was one day when it was sure to come in handy.
“I got a rock….”
(Nod to Charlie Brown Halloween)
And after being tossed onto the rock, Johnnie’s voice was never quite the same.
After two years under the warm gaze of Rapa Nui on Easter Island, anthropologist Jack Stone finally couldn’t help himself.
Michael’s goiter was larger than the doctors had anticipated.
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