Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

I’ve been saving this one for a while, just thought it looked funny.

(Jesenicke’ Kameny)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Brian J. says:

    Overall, a disappointing round by the Australian team on the Throw-The-Man-Onto-The-Rock event.

  2. mhking says:

    “Fly! Be free!”


  3. Maggie says:

    Worshipers at The Rock god were brought to a state of ecstasy by the unexplained “Vision” before their eyes.

  4. Timmer says:

    Okay, “Russel Crowe on a Rock” just isn’t as hot as “Paris Hilton on a Car.”

  5. Weeks after his plane crash on this unknown island, his passengers already cannibalized by the inhabitants, Ricky tries desperately, and in vain, to escape his fate.

  6. Todd says:

    Next on Fox, when treehuggers go bad….

  7. McGehee says:

    Next season, “American Idol” takes a disturbing turn.

  8. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Stop trying to use “the force” and get me down!

  9. Matt says:

    Two cult members are pictured worshipping at the Crack of Don.

  10. John Burgess says:

    Randy’s attempt to impregnate Gaia was met with approval from the masses, indifference from the rock.

  11. Hodink says:

    “Son, when I told you to foster passion for something and wrap yourself around it, uhhhh, I didn’t mean this. Come down, we’ll talk.”

  12. Bithead says:

    * “Do you know you have beautiful eyes?”
    “Get off my face.
    (Nod to the movie “Ice Age”)

    * (TV sports announcers)
    “Oohh, great jump, Dan”
    “Ooh, yeah, Smith was right on the nose with THAT Jump, Phil.”

    * “Hang on, I’ve found the rope, Mr. Frodo!”

  13. Bithead says:

    John’s attempt to recreate Mt Rushmore’s Washington was written off as a failure when he finally realized Washington’s chin was not quite so weak as he’d originally thought.

  14. Kenny says:

    Friends below: “Robert its just Newsweek. No one reads them anyway, let alone notices their mis-steps. So come back down, we can work through this together.”

  15. Dodd says:

    Randy begins to think that he should have gone to see a doctor about his elephantiasis before now.

  16. wheelz says:

    One liberal just could not say goodbye…
    as the last remaining statue of former
    senator “sheets” byrd was torn down.

  17. former marxist says:

    The wrong rock, at the wrong place, at the right time.

  18. Bithead says:

    * Tom tried to keep the relationship going, but in the end, decided that she was cold as stone.

    * Jack, of course was regarded as a rock-climbing God….

    * Boy, gang, you should see the size of the eye goober…

    * It was at that point that Herb’s weigh counter-balanced the rock, and it rolled forward, over both him and the worshipers.

    * Ya know, if this guy didn’t have an acne problem, I’d have nothing to hang onto…

  19. This is why you don’t tell retards to go get stoned.

  20. The Man says:

    Just another reason why women are better rock climbers than men.

  21. Maniakes says:

    Is that a chisel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  22. Jufray says:

    Luv U like IRAQ

  23. Beck says:

    “For the last time, honey, I’m not lost, and we don’t need to stop and ask directions.”

  24. Rachel Edith says:

    Sisyphus appreciated the offers but, as he tried to explain, he works solo.

  25. McGehee says:

    Not visible in this photo is anhother climber, who is unfortunately caught between a rock and … Steve.

  26. Bouhaki says:

    Todd was gratified he had attached his colostomy bag. This was one day when it was sure to come in handy.

  27. Biithead says:

    “I got a rock….”

    (Nod to Charlie Brown Halloween)

  28. Biithead says:

    And after being tossed onto the rock, Johnnie’s voice was never quite the same.

  29. Bud says:

    After two years under the warm gaze of Rapa Nui on Easter Island, anthropologist Jack Stone finally couldn’t help himself.

  30. LYee says:

    Michael’s goiter was larger than the doctors had anticipated.