Monday, September 12, 2005
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
I blame Bush.
The 2012 Democratic ticket?
“Not only are we going to New Hampshire, we’re going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York. And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House. AhhwoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
Greta Von Susteren’s latest facelift takes a tragic turn.
A drooling President Clinton tells reporters, “I get older, they stay the same age.”
Even going to the County Fair was dangerous for Hondo and he had told Emily that he shouldn’t be taken, she just didn’t understand though.
His homies couldn’t protect him like they could at home, and he might run into his enemies there.
She just didn’t understand that he was a 36th St. Blood, and the Rottweiler Crips were going to be there too.
You’d be panting too if you just had a deep-fried jalepeno burger.
PETA would put this dog to sleep, even with the cool shades.
Nice tongue : Gibraltarians celebrate Gibraltar National Day which marks the anniversary of a 1967 referendum when only 44 persons voted to join Spain
It’s hard to top the original caption.
On the lam and vowing never to be taken alive, Rosie O’Donnell’s most favorite canine, aka “Lick’ems”, was spotted recently sporting one of his many disguises.
After his outing on “The Simpsons,” the Shifty-Eyed Dog now has to wear disguises in public.
Gene Simmons has not aged well…
“That Barbara Bush was right! Both poor people and poor dogs are faring better after Hurricane Katrina. Honey chile, I’m one of them Cajun dogs. And look at me now!”
First Look of “Brokeback Mountain” gay dog Buster
::Correction:: First Look of Ã¢Â€ÂœBrokeback MountainÃ¢Â€Â gay dog Buster but don’t call it a gay dog movie
The AKC (American Kennel CLub)announces the first successful human-canine* hybrid: Ancestral lineage:
Sire:Snoop doggy dog
*(dispute still unresolved about Hillary being purebred human)
“Here in California, we have legalized child-dog marriages. Since we need a little help, that lady back there is our state supplied caregiver/chauffeur/housekeeper.”
How come its always the “cool” dogs that get the girls?
Even in Gibraltar, everyone is glued to their televisions, waiting for the wisdom of Chuck Schumer to pour forth duing John Robert’s confirmation hearings. Eith that or a gorgeous woman is walking by just off camera with an ice cream cone and snausages.
Which is more likely, that the dog dressed itself or that the little girl already hates George Bush?
Look; we want to get married.
Who is the government to say we can’t?
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