Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Moe Lane says:

    I blame Bush.

  2. McGehee says:

    The 2012 Democratic ticket?

  3. McGehee says:

    “Not only are we going to New Hampshire, we’re going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York. And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House. AhhwoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

  4. Greta Von Susteren’s latest facelift takes a tragic turn.

  5. A drooling President Clinton tells reporters, “I get older, they stay the same age.”

  6. Scott_T says:

    Even going to the County Fair was dangerous for Hondo and he had told Emily that he shouldn’t be taken, she just didn’t understand though.

    His homies couldn’t protect him like they could at home, and he might run into his enemies there.

    She just didn’t understand that he was a 36th St. Blood, and the Rottweiler Crips were going to be there too.

  7. Scott_T says:

    You’d be panting too if you just had a deep-fried jalepeno burger.

  8. The Man says:

    PETA would put this dog to sleep, even with the cool shades.

  9. The Man says:

    Nice tongue : Gibraltarians celebrate Gibraltar National Day which marks the anniversary of a 1967 referendum when only 44 persons voted to join Spain

    It’s hard to top the original caption.

  10. T. Harris says:

    On the lam and vowing never to be taken alive, Rosie O’Donnell’s most favorite canine, aka “Lick’ems”, was spotted recently sporting one of his many disguises.

  11. LorgSkyegon says:

    After his outing on “The Simpsons,” the Shifty-Eyed Dog now has to wear disguises in public.

  12. AYB says:

    Gene Simmons has not aged well…

  13. Hodink says:

    “That Barbara Bush was right! Both poor people and poor dogs are faring better after Hurricane Katrina. Honey chile, I’m one of them Cajun dogs. And look at me now!”

  14. Exek says:

    First Look of “Brokeback Mountain” gay dog Buster

  15. Exek says:

    ::Correction:: First Look of “Brokeback Mountain” gay dog Buster but don’t call it a gay dog movie

  16. DL says:


    The AKC (American Kennel CLub)announces the first successful human-canine* hybrid: Ancestral lineage:

    Sire:Snoop doggy dog
    Dame:Hillary Clinton

    *(dispute still unresolved about Hillary being purebred human)

  17. Rachel Edith says:

    “Here in California, we have legalized child-dog marriages. Since we need a little help, that lady back there is our state supplied caregiver/chauffeur/housekeeper.”

  18. yetanotherjohn says:

    How come its always the “cool” dogs that get the girls?

  19. Even in Gibraltar, everyone is glued to their televisions, waiting for the wisdom of Chuck Schumer to pour forth duing John Robert’s confirmation hearings. Eith that or a gorgeous woman is walking by just off camera with an ice cream cone and snausages.

  20. Which is more likely, that the dog dressed itself or that the little girl already hates George Bush?

  21. Bithead says:

    Look; we want to get married.
    Who is the government to say we can’t?