Caption Contest

Time for the Christmas OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Xinhua, Chen Xie)

Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose… Panda, hippo, gnu, deer.

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Rachel Edith says:

    “Honey, I know you wanted those 600 pounds of Imported Bamboo Shoots but I thought the gym membership was more ideal for you right now.”

  2. Bithead says:

    * Look, YOU’RE the one who wanted me to paint this place… Now quit your complaining and PUSH….

    *NEWSFLASH: Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over

    * Panda-monium….

    * Look, it isn’t just Pooh who can do this stuff… and anyway, we’re cuter.

    * The early attempts at a Panda space program proved to be problem-filled. First of all, they couldn’t tell the rocket from their tree.

  3. Web Smith says:

    Can you hear me now?

  4. mpw280 says:

    Come on Joe, get up there and keep your mouth shut. We will discuss important issues and get your imput in about four years. mpw

  5. James M. says:

    Hey Sam have you considered Jenny Craig?

  6. Daring Panada escape attempt foiled.

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    Panic results when the CDC declares a pandemic.

  8. elliot says:

    It was a case of sheer Panda-moanium for Hop-Su (bottom), when Sing-Sing (top) had the urge to pass gas.

  9. If you think it’s funny up there, you should try it down here.

  10. Top Cub: I don’t think this is going to work.

    Bottom Cub: Now, you tell me.

  11. Hodink says:

    “Well, I suggested ‘An Elevator for Christmas’ in the Suggestion Box and I’m just saying that our Keeper is not a keeper.”

  12. KVC says:

    I promise, the grass is greener over there, they have global warming.

  13. Elmo says:

    If I have seen a little further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giant Pandas.

    Guv Blago sat on a wall.
    Guv Blago had a great fall.
    All King Obie’s horses and all King Obie’s men
    Couldn’t put Blago together again!

  14. MikeM says:

    Seriously, I saw this in a Taliban training film. And if we want to be part of the Animal Uprising, we’re going to have to get in shape.

  15. Hermoine says:

    “Coal ooze is the least of your worries at this particular moment, honey.”

  16. TrekMedic251 says:

    Quick, Shi-Shi, Kim Jong Il isn’t watching! Free bamboo in South Korea!