Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Sometimes a task is just too large for one person, hence the Obama Administration has named two “Food Czars” to oversea the struggling FDA.

  2. I don’t feel stimulated. I am just bloated with all the pork.

  3. markm says:

    V.P. Joe Biden and his wife take a stroll in search of a pay phone to call the number for the stimulus spending website.

  4. Rachel Edith says:

    “Here honey. Flowers for you. Don’t expect any more until after 2011. Times are hard.”

  5. What a lovely flower. I guess you’re not just another masher.

  6. Dennis says:

    Moments after this photo was taken, Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head were brutally murdered by the McDonald’s Fry Kids.

  7. G.A.Phillips says:

    You know, if your gonna be nudist, WORKOUT ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Here are both jobs created by the stimulus bill.

    In response to the ‘tea party’ tax payer revolt parties, supporters of the increased government spending came together in a crowd estimated by by ACORN to number 200,000.

    Don’t ask, don’t tell.

    Obama’s nomination vetting team decided to hold an impromptu press conference.

    With the declining economy creating bargains, earth has become a popular tourist destination for aliens from other planets.

    Look at those big lips, those large eye balls rolling around showing all that white. If that isn’t proof positive that OTB is a racist blog what more could you ask for.

    Is that a potato cannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

    wow, eharmony really does have a match for everyone.

    Ida Ho meets her pimp

  9. JPSobel says:

    Ohhh, Mr. Potato Head, is that a spud, or are you just happy to see me?

  10. Bithead says:

    * Time, time and again
    I’ve seen you starin’ out at me.

    Now, then and again, I wonder
    What it is that you see

    With those Angry Eyes.
    Well, I bet you wish you could
    Cut me down with those Angry Eyes…

    * Outside the McDonalds at the ‘French Fries are Murder” protest….

    * Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head in happier days. He is accused of using a Veg-o-matic….

  11. John425 says:

    Illinois voters discuss the never-ending Burris-Blagojevich scandal.

    Yet another special interest group anticipates receiving their share of the “Porkulus” bill.

  12. hpb says:

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are shown here in happier times before the food police “removed them from the menu”.

  13. Floyd says:

    Suspected as possible “Pome De Terrerists”, this harmless couple from Idaho is being followed by the Homeland security agent in the background, who is apparently unaware that they have “eyes” in the back of their heads!

  14. Floyd says:

    He finds her apeeling!

  15. Elmo says:

    After only just a few days of gloom and doom, Prez Bamboozuhlama yet once again … changes his tune:

    Gray skies are gonna clear up,
    Put on a happy face!
    Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
    Put on a happy face!

  16. Elmo says:

    I didn’t bring the ketchup, I thought you were gonna bring the ketchup?

  17. Floyd says:

    A couple more presidential advisors with “half-baked” ideas!

  18. Elmo says:

    Kicked out of the USDA’s new ornamental People’s Garden, and unceremoniously dumped from the menu of Obama’s first black tie state dinner. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, pause a moment to reflect and weigh their options ….

  19. rodney dill says:

    Man that zit looks just like a third eye… wait a minute, it is just an eye.

  20. Bithead says:

    * The developers of the Giant Mr and Mrs Potato head dolls have decided to cancel their development of a giant “Mr Watermellonhead” doll, citing the need for building permits.

  21. elliot says:

    This is for you, Happy Thursday. Please beware of tomorrow it is ‘Fry-Day’ you know.

  22. Bithead says:

    * OK, who stole the couch?

    * She was a common street walker. She must have been; she kept saying ‘Idaho’. Eventually she would be all oiled up and fried at Lays.

    * He was a tyrant. His name: Dick Tater.

  23. John425 says:

    Mrs.P: “I’m leaving you. I’ve found a “sweet potato” who speaks to my inner “tuber”.
    Mr.P: “Go ahead, see if I care. Just remember-all is not Yukon Gold that glitters.

  24. Mr. Spud eyed a ho.

  25. Scott says:

    Hillary, I did not wear my bedroom eyes to hook up with anyone but you

  26. Dr. Ruth gave me a handful of Viagra, and here’s your favorite flower. Now come on over to my place and I’ll unveil my new stimulus package.

  27. Cowboy Blob says:

    Honey, with the convenience of interchangeable parts, why d’you always gotta wear the biggest ass?

  28. elliot says:

    This is for you, Happy Thursday. Please beware of tomorrow it is ‘Cashew-Oil Fry-Day’ you know.


  29. IrishTexan says:

    Mr. Potatohead: You say po-tae-toe, I say po-tah-toe. You say to-mae-toe, I say……

    Mrs. Potatohead: I told you to quit singing that @$#%# song. I’m outta here

  30. Elmo says:

    One potato … two potato ..

    Mmmm … Tater Tots

  31. RT says:

    “Please, honey, don’t starch my collars. I’m starchy enough.”

  32. Sully says:

    Potato pick up lines…

    “Hey baby, this spuds for you…”

    “That’s amazing!!! Dan Quale can’t spell my name either…”

    “Lets make tots babe.”

    “Is that a french fry in your pocket or are you just glad to see me…”