Thursday, February 26, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Sometimes a task is just too large for one person, hence the Obama Administration has named two “Food Czars” to oversea the struggling FDA.
I don’t feel stimulated. I am just bloated with all the pork.
V.P. Joe Biden and his wife take a stroll in search of a pay phone to call the number for the stimulus spending website.
“Here honey. Flowers for you. Don’t expect any more until after 2011. Times are hard.”
What a lovely flower. I guess you’re not just another masher.
Moments after this photo was taken, Mr. And Mrs. Potato Head were brutally murdered by the McDonald’s Fry Kids.
You know, if your gonna be nudist, WORKOUT ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are both jobs created by the stimulus bill.
In response to the ‘tea party’ tax payer revolt parties, supporters of the increased government spending came together in a crowd estimated by by ACORN to number 200,000.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Obama’s nomination vetting team decided to hold an impromptu press conference.
With the declining economy creating bargains, earth has become a popular tourist destination for aliens from other planets.
Look at those big lips, those large eye balls rolling around showing all that white. If that isn’t proof positive that OTB is a racist blog what more could you ask for.
Is that a potato cannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
wow, eharmony really does have a match for everyone.
Ida Ho meets her pimp
Ohhh, Mr. Potato Head, is that a spud, or are you just happy to see me?
* Time, time and again
I’ve seen you starin’ out at me.
Now, then and again, I wonder
What it is that you see
With those Angry Eyes.
Well, I bet you wish you could
Cut me down with those Angry Eyes…
* Outside the McDonalds at the ‘French Fries are Murder” protest….
* Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head in happier days. He is accused of using a Veg-o-matic….
Illinois voters discuss the never-ending Burris-Blagojevich scandal.
Yet another special interest group anticipates receiving their share of the “Porkulus” bill.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are shown here in happier times before the food police “removed them from the menu”.
Suspected as possible “Pome De Terrerists”, this harmless couple from Idaho is being followed by the Homeland security agent in the background, who is apparently unaware that they have “eyes” in the back of their heads!
He finds her apeeling!
After only just a few days of gloom and doom, Prez Bamboozuhlama yet once again … changes his tune:
Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face!
Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face!
I didn’t bring the ketchup, I thought you were gonna bring the ketchup?
A couple more presidential advisors with “half-baked” ideas!
Kicked out of the USDA’s new ornamental People’s Garden, and unceremoniously dumped from the menu of Obama’s first black tie state dinner. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, pause a moment to reflect and weigh their options ….
Man that zit looks just like a third eye… wait a minute, it is just an eye.
* The developers of the Giant Mr and Mrs Potato head dolls have decided to cancel their development of a giant “Mr Watermellonhead” doll, citing the need for building permits.
This is for you, Happy Thursday. Please beware of tomorrow it is ‘Fry-Day’ you know.
* OK, who stole the couch?
* She was a common street walker. She must have been; she kept saying ‘Idaho’. Eventually she would be all oiled up and fried at Lays.
* He was a tyrant. His name: Dick Tater.
Mrs.P: “I’m leaving you. I’ve found a “sweet potato” who speaks to my inner “tuber”.
Mr.P: “Go ahead, see if I care. Just remember-all is not Yukon Gold that glitters.
Mr. Spud eyed a ho.
Hillary, I did not wear my bedroom eyes to hook up with anyone but you
Dr. Ruth gave me a handful of Viagra, and here’s your favorite flower. Now come on over to my place and I’ll unveil my new stimulus package.
Honey, with the convenience of interchangeable parts, why d’you always gotta wear the biggest ass?
This is for you, Happy Thursday. Please beware of tomorrow it is ‘Cashew-Oil Fry-Day’ you know.
Mr. Potatohead: You say po-tae-toe, I say po-tah-toe. You say to-mae-toe, I say……
Mrs. Potatohead: I told you to quit singing that @$#%# song. I’m outta here
One potato … two potato ..
Mmmm … Tater Tots
“Please, honey, don’t starch my collars. I’m starchy enough.”
Potato pick up lines…
“Hey baby, this spuds for you…”
“That’s amazing!!! Dan Quale can’t spell my name either…”
“Lets make tots babe.”
“Is that a french fry in your pocket or are you just glad to see me…”
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