Thursday, March 26, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Barack: “YESSS KIDS….that is the TOTUS…cut me some slack”
Barack:”Yeah Joe, I know I said that help is on the way for the 1 in 50 homeless children but gimme a f*&#ing break“.
Unknown child “President Obama, can we watch Sponge Bob on your new TV?”
Barack: “Hillary, this is the President…hey, can you fly up from Mexico?, I need your reset button STAT!”.
Barack: “Arnold, this is the President…yeah, I, uh..was wondering…does your tent city, uh, have any vacancies?”
How come these kids know more about the US Constitution than I do?
Obama realizes a need for a new program – Every Child Needs a Teleprompter.
Obama desperately tries to keep his right eyebrow from escaping.
Silence fell as the school girl realized she was reading President Obama’s speech.
“Then Leonard Nimoy looked at me, just like this, and said…”
Boehner – And so I say, ‘The sky is falling!'”
Obama – “Thank you, Mr. Majority Leader. Now, just you. Nobody else. Just you watch my index finger carefully.”
Obama’s disgust is clearly apparent after the young visitor to the Oval Office asks if the President would read her “The Pet Goat” story.
Obama can yuk it up with Leno but can’t seem to find even the smallest smile for the poor students who have been tossed out of DC’s private schools thanks to HIS stimulus package.
The First Lady, off camera, is questioning Obama’s failure to pick up a shovel and do some “hard work” in her garden.
Rahm does a fine job controlling press access to the President but he let some tough “questioners” slip into the Oval Office on a recent field trip.
To bond with the kids, the president started to subtly throw down some gang signs.
How incompetent can this administration be? He can’t even shoot the finger properly.
The president revealed his latest economic team, noting that they were not beholden to the financial industry, had a bipartisan lack of preconceived notions and where all “top of their class”. In unrelated news, the stock market fell another 1000 points and the dollar lost 20% of its value in overseas trading.
And they tell me that Bush found this type of stuff challenging.
Barack: “Geith, yeah, this is the President. Hey, I just wanted to say again that you are doing a fine job and…while I have ya on the phone, I need to ask, are your kids skills better or worse than your monetary skills?”
Candidates for Jeff Foxworthy’s show, “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?”
TV ad: “Have you seen this man? Call Crimestoppers!”
Teacher: “Now, repeat after me children…I pledge allegiance…”
Moments later Obama was expelled from the school grounds for making his hand in the shape of a….
Thinking….. this isn’t Kansas anymore, but then… it never was, was it.
That’s a stumper – how do you spell potato?
President Obama was at his daughter’s school as part of their presentation about what their daddy does for a living. He wanted to show the kids his Facebook page but the computer broke down and he was stuck on hold with tech support for thirty minutes.
Announcer on the TV: “Aaand for all your financial needs stay tuned for “Mad Money”….”
Not a caption contest entry.
U.S. President Barack Obama (on phone) is joined by members of Congress and local students as he congratulates astronauts in orbit on the International Space Station and Space Shuttle Discovery from the Roosevelt Room of the White House in Washington, March 24, 2009.
Congratulates? Are the facial expressions or body language of anyone in this photo consistent with the word congratulates? In other news, if there are members of Congress in this picture it would explain at least some of what is going on in DC today.
President Obama and the students get to experience another “If Momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy” moment with SPOTUS.
After his administration’s performance in the first 100 days, President Obama was required to do the sixth grade over again.
Obama (thinking): Hmmm…4 times 3…Dang, I’m stumped. I guess I’m not smarter than a fifth grader.
Obama thinks he may have found a group of nominees with no tax filing “issues”.
Little Timmy Geithner is just off camera reading “The Pet Scapegoat.”
Obama Thought Bubble – “Hmmm. What is the likelihood of my Chief Of Staff coming in here and whispering in my ear.”
Be cool …. act calm and Presidential. I can spell this mofo, I am smarter than a fifth grader dammit.
That attitude won’t get you anywhere Barry, did you or did you not bring enough gum for everyone?
I told you I was Staring Champion in Miss Anderson’s seventh grade homeroom. Ya didn’t believe me huh ….
I’ve really got to get this hole in my head fixed ….
Obama watching the special olympics with a class.
Obama enjoys a tv news program from Fox News
“And then kiddies, the doctor takes this little suction devise.. and whooosh, the cells are gone!”
President Obama displays the textbook form, which won the White House’s first annual Simon Sez competition (second place finisher Timmy Williams, is seen right, in blue).
Ground control to Major Tom:
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wong.
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Everybody In Picture – “Did the guy talking really just say, ‘… drunk gummy old naked redneck crackhead pimp stalker?'”
To quote Blazing Saddles
“One More Move And The N****r Gets It!”
Obama thinking to himself, “When’s snack time and recess?”
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