Thursday, October 6, 2005
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
This should be more of a challenge – Caption either one, or both
pic 1 (REUTERS/Seth Wenig)
pic 2 (AFP/Getty Images/Joe Raedle)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
“You need some help looking presidential — here, let’s trade glasses.”
After the surprisingly agressive results of Cheney’s newest pacemaker, he has been shifted over to the Dept of Defense. Rummy, meanwhile is working on a new more compassionate Gitmo mascot, seen on the left
Cindy Sheehan’s “Stop the War” with kissy pooch, will be going on a one month tour of America’s Kindergartens, just in time for Ramadan.
On the left is a photo of George Bush’s latest candidate to fail approval by the Senate committee, because, according to Ted Kennedy (D) Mass. “I personally looked at its track record and it stinks!”
The photo on the right shows Dick Cheney’s reaction.
To understand the deep split in the GOP over Bush’s latest candidate for the Supreme Court,one need no further that these photos!
Before this, nobody knew that Mr. Cheney could speak dog, or found them attractive.
Dick Cheney (right) reacts to Charles Nelson Riley’s (left) appearance on VH1’s ‘I Love The 70’s’ show.
Ever since Cindy Sheehan, Dick Cheney has had an adverse reaction to dog tricks.
I said “It’s talk like a PIRATE day, not dress like a PUPPY day”!
Photo #1: “Send in the dogs” as viewed by Democrats.
Photo #2: “Send in the dogs” as viewed by Republicans.
Vice-president Cheney reaction is captured during Elton John’s first public appearance since the British rocker began taking hormone therapy to make him a little less feminine.
The result of the 2008 Town Hall debate brings good news to the Democrats, who have nominated their best candidate in recent memory.
Cheney: “I just don’t see the resemblance to me.”
This was preciously the sort of pervosity that the Vice President was railing against. Blue pants with a yellow polka dot tie? In a post Katrina world that simply would not fly for the Wyomingian.
John Edwards wished he had debated Dinkey on the left in the 2004 VP debates, instead of Dickey on the right.
What a differance a single letter could make.
This Cheney-Rangel spat is going to the dogs.
Woof-owitz reassignment has Cheney rabid.
Upon seeing the photo at left, Vice President Cheney reacted, “I wish those Democrats would stop bringing up my daughter!”
(Left, obviously) Why not to conduct Genetic Engineering on dogs.
Yellow Polkadot Vorpal Angel Dogs.
Dick Cheney reels from another bad choice of hiring staffers left over from Al Gore’s tenure.
The primaries have been decided. The Republicans, perhaps predictably have nominated Dick Cheney for President. The Democrats, meanwhile, offer Senator Byrd’s little dog, Billy.
The photo on the right shows the VP’s feelings upon hearing the dogs circus name was Chad!
1. Which shirt do you think would go best with this outfit? I’m going for quiet and dignified.
2. Is the spinach still in my teeth?
1 & 2. President Bush’s ‘attack dog’ responds to the latest round of criticism.
Sally Jesse always gave Cheney Gas
The Cheney Halloween Mask features his rueful smile.
“I’m Rick James, bitch!”
Mutt: “In dog years, I’m older than Charlie Rangel.”
Jeff: “And wiser too.”
Left: “Bark like a dog.”
Right: “I’ll teach you the meaning of the word respect.”
Perhaps the only thing more surprising than the Democrats nominating a real yellow dog for president in 2008 was when the dog mopped the floor with Vice President Cheney in the Presidential Debates.
Uh, doggie, if you’re making fun of my tie, I’ll drop-kick you across the room.
Cheney: If that mutt unbuttons that little red trap door, I’m gonna have my Secret Service guys unload their 9’s right through that goddamned Liberace-lookin’ bow tie. Then I’m gonna have ’em find the sorry SOB responsible for dressing that dog up, and it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Fluffy and the Bulldog.
Cheney: Jeez, that ought to be against the law to do that to a dog.
Cheney reacts to Howards Deans latest plan to revitalize the democratic party. As Howard explained it, “I accept that you can’t put lipstick on a pig and expect it to be beautiful, but have you ever considered how glasses can make you look smart. Like you actually know something about what you are talking about. And how a bow tie will instantly make you appear more conservative, to appeal to the center. Of course we won’t give up our working class roots by abandoning blue jeans. And some will question if we have gone to far in trying to appeal to NASCAR dads by way of the bulging beer belly. But I am sure everyone in the main stream media will agree, this new look clearly shows the democratic party is not a dog.”
That dog won’t hunt.
“Cripes, I thought all this time that Sgt. Fluffy was a rabbit.”
Holy shit, it is. The grown love child of Tucker Carlson and Robert Reich.
Rumsfeld’s killer Rottweiler Chomps goes undercover, but fails to fool Cheney after the “Fake Barney” incident.
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