Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Boyd says:

    Unfortunately, the concept of a “Muslim Fortune Cookie” didn’t turn out quite as planned.

  2. markm says:

    “WAAAHOOOOOO, tenth vote and third bus of the day!!!”

  3. kvc says:

    No, I’m not afraid to show you who I voted for.

  4. kvc says:

    In the season finale of “Surviving in Tehran,” The Green Team finished a disappointing forth.

  5. rodney dill says:

    [Will Sell Nuclear Secrets for Food]

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    Lakers win…lakers win,yalalalalalalalal!!!!!!

  7. elliot says:

    Translation: Due to a mishap the BBQ has been cancelled.

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Give me slavery or ill give you death!!!!!!

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    [Will blow shit up for Food]

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    Just another peaceful Muslim handing out religious texts to those who need Allah in their lives….

  11. Brian J. says:

    The MapQuest Driving Directions to Peace take you to the same place as the Roadmap to Peace!

  12. markm says:

    “I’m a Uighur convert and here’s my ticket to Bermuda baby!!!!”

  13. markm says:

    “We must combat global warming by any means necessary. We need greener buses that when set ablaze give off 50% harmful emissions than these old technology buses and this will create or save 60,000 jobs by the end of the summer bombing season.”

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    L A celebrates the Laker championship.

  15. Responding to allegations that voters “write Mousavi, they read Ahmadinejad”, Obama dismissed such concerns as indicating an unfair election noting that such practices have been common in Chicago for decades.

    Iran’s latest lottery winner holds up his winning ticket. When asked what he was going to do with the money, he said he would keep blowing stuff up until the Great Satan sent him to paradise.

    Iranian environmentalist produced new evidence of global warming, buses that spontaneously combust from the increased heat.

    You can tell he is a moderate, they let the people get off the bus before lighting it on fire.

  16. Matt says:

    Sorry about your bus. Here’s my insurance info…

  17. John425 says:

    Iranian dissident holds up written Obama promise in the mistaken belief it will protect him from harm.

    Look! A free pass to Disney World!

  18. William d'Inger says:

    Sign reads: “Until we make enough enriched uranium, we will continue to use dynamite for peaceful purposes.”

  19. Eric Florack says:

    Warning: Use caution around flamable items

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Afraid that Rodney Dill would use this picture in a caption contest, Mohammed supplied his own facetious caption: “Where is Jimmy Carter when we truly need him?”

  21. Drew says:

    Inspecting indented chads for intent after the Iranian election….

  22. hpb says:

    “And to think I just left France to get away from this kind of thing.”

  23. hpb says:

    Message reads: “How to hide from CNN.”

  24. hpb says:

    Another successful ACORN-assisted election.

  25. Elmo says:

    Buck u Ofama

  26. William d'Inger says:

    Dear Hamid,

    I am sorry to inform you that your virgins are still on back order. Please continue to use remote detonators until further notice.


  27. elliot says:

    See what happens if you ignor the “Don’t Try This At Home” warnings.

  28. William d'Inger says:

    Dear Hamid,

    In spite of Dick Cheney’s recommendation, your visa request is denied.

    Yours truly,
    Leon Panetta

  29. Hodink says:

    ‘To put out fire. Put on attractive green hat. Attach hose. Turn on water. Point and …’

  30. Drew says:


    Inspecting dented chads for intent…..Iran-style.

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    It is clear that Bill Maher is more upset with Obama than he originally indicated in his HBO special … now he’s dissing him in Arabic.

  32. Maggie Mama says:

    Deposed governor Rod Blagojevich seems to relish the spotlight irregardless of the circumstances. Blago is truly a glutton for punishment.

  33. Congratulations! You have found one of the five Willie Wonka Golden Tickets!

  34. Iran, Iran, so far away, Iran, Iran, both night and day, couldn’t get away…

  35. DL says:

    Dear Mom -send money!

    Dear Mom – please not so much of Dad’s hot pepper sauce next time.

    dear Mom – send more marshmallows.

    Danged, I forgot to mail them this bomb threat!

    Directions for community organizing by Hamas.

  36. Timmer says:

    Dear Auntie Em,

    Having a great time in the Emerald City. Toto’s fine. Send pizza/beer money.


  37. Elmo says:

    I voted for Barry, and all I got was this lousy contusion.

  38. Hermoine says:

    Dear John,
    I’m tired of green.
    Keep the home fires burning.

    Only I could get a ‘Dear John Letter’ from my mom.

  39. Teresa Kopec says:

    Minnesotans demand Tim Pawlenty certify the free and fair election of Al Franken.