Caption Contest

Time for an OTB Caption ContestTM

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Dodd Harris
About Dodd Harris
Dodd, who used to run a blog named ipse dixit, is an attorney, a veteran of the United States Navy, and a fairly good poker player. He contributed over 650 pieces to OTB between May 2007 and September 2013. Follow him on Twitter @Amuk3.

Comments

  1. peterh says:

    No amount of image makeover will change the fact that teabaggers are still batshit crazy….

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    Speaker Pelosi prepares for her next press conference.

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama’s new anti-capitalistic, bloodsucking tax czar being groomed for his new position

  4. Clovis says:

    Scientists do their part to ensure higher fruit bat populations.

  5. yetanotherjohn says:

    Behold the majestic eagle … as it is passed out of a joint committee with bipartisan support.

    … and then we put the tooth brush back in Rush’s bathroom. (The White House media wars heat up)

    Does the bat fly? No, I fling her.

    I didn’t see that coming.

  6. PD Shaw says:

    In Transylvania, Even Bats Have Better Health and Dental coverage.

  7. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Nancy Pelosi getting a final hair touch up before going on camera.

  8. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Michelle cleaning of Barack after a night out.

  9. Lisa T. says:

    1. Batman: Alfred, a little more to left…a little more…..aaahhhhh — perfect!

    2. Alfred, how many times do I have to tell you – STOP PUTTING MY BAT SUIT IN THE DRYER!

  10. Hodink says:

    “I hang out with Meat Loaf. Good times. Me? Just a bat out of hell.”

  11. JSSmith says:

    Despite the sheer optimism on the designer’s part, the new line of My Little Pony was not a hit.

  12. Triumph says:

    Manu Ginobili makes amends with his new acquaintance.

  13. floyd says:

    The “Flying FOX Network” is being groomed for introduction, despite White House opposition.

  14. chsw says:

    “Owner Joe Snerd grooms Hephzibah VI, this year’s favorite among the working bats breeds.”

    chsw

  15. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Worker at Spalding finishes another Louisville Slugger.

  16. Phil Smith says:

    “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”

  17. Wayne says:

    Healthcare reform may end up flying but no amount of grooming is going to make it pretty or prevent it from sucking the blood out of you.

  18. Mr. Prosser says:

    Lipstick on a pit bull didn’t sell. How about highlights on bat?

  19. mpw says:

    Ozzie’s roadie grooms the bat so it tastes great and is less filling.
    mpw

  20. G.A.Phillips says:

    In another fist for multiculturalism, The white House prepares to pardon a Kenyan Turkey this thanksgiving.

  21. G.A.Phillips says:

    err, I meant first, crap….

  22. o/~ Shave and a haircut… two bats o/~

  23. oldwolves says:

    Hearing that the Wall Street Journal had great ‘circulation’, speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi prepares herself to suck dry whatever assets she can, and corner the botox industry.

  24. Maggie Mama says:

    It may look like a bat; it may fly like a bat; but it ain’t no Superhero …. kinda like Obamabat …. no make-up artist can cover up his imperfections either.

  25. Maggie Mama says:

    Halloween’s over but the First Lady is really more comfortable in her usual costume.

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    Senator Reid declared they would pass Obamacare like a bat out of hell and liberal Democrats prepared for the media blitz.

  27. rodney dill says:

    The tooth? you can’t handle the tooth

  28. rodney dill says:

    Fang you very much.

  29. rodney dill says:

    Nice-fur-bat-too

  30. Maggie Mama says:

    Aw, just another little bat from Biden’s belfry.

  31. J.S.Bridges says:

    “Don’t get me wrong, Halloween is super fun, and all that – but the after-holiday cleanups are such a chore – even when one has one’s own personal – heh! – batman…”

  32. G.A.Phillips says:

    The new mascot for the Democrat party?

  33. G.A.Phillips says:

    The new mascot for the Democrat party?

    Ya it like sucks out your life’s blood then hangs over your head and poops on you…..

  34. G.A.Phillips says:

    When rats fly?

  35. G.A.Phillips says:

    In another first for multiculturalism, The white House prepares to pardon a Kenyan turkey this Thanksgiving.

  36. G.A.Phillips says:

    Im Bat?

  37. G.A.Phillips says:

    Nancy Pelosi’s tea bag?

  38. G.A.Phillips says:

    P.E.T.A. loves the idea of single payer health care?

  39. rodney dill says:

    Batatouille — coming to a theatre near you

  40. rodney dill says:

    iBat

  41. Rachel Edith says:

    “I can see Russia from here!”

  42. FormerHostage says:

    Keith Obermann finally morphs.

  43. FormerHostage says:

    What’s the difference between this and Barney Frank?

    One’s a creepy, blood-sucking rodent that craps on the floor, and the other’s a bat.

  44. FormerHostage says:

    When pigeons go Goth.

  45. DL says:

    when I took the job as bat boy, I had no idea.

  46. elliot ross says:

    As the pets owner, Kevin Charles grooms his little animal. His neighbor calls and wants to know if he can help with little league practice. His wife says, I don’t know, hang on I’ll get him …K.C’s at the bat.

  47. elliot ross says:

    ..he likes getting groomed so much, that he doesn’t even ‘bat’ an eye.