Friday, November 13, 2009
Time for an OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Tuesday-ish.
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Dodd, who used to run a blog named ipse dixit
, is an attorney, a veteran of the United States Navy, and a fairly good poker player. He contributed over 650 pieces to OTB between May 2007 and September 2013. Follow him on Twitter @Amuk3
No amount of image makeover will change the fact that teabaggers are still batshit crazy….
Speaker Pelosi prepares for her next press conference.
Obama’s new anti-capitalistic, bloodsucking tax czar being groomed for his new position
Scientists do their part to ensure higher fruit bat populations.
Behold the majestic eagle … as it is passed out of a joint committee with bipartisan support.
… and then we put the tooth brush back in Rush’s bathroom. (The White House media wars heat up)
Does the bat fly? No, I fling her.
I didn’t see that coming.
In Transylvania, Even Bats Have Better Health and Dental coverage.
Nancy Pelosi getting a final hair touch up before going on camera.
Michelle cleaning of Barack after a night out.
1. Batman: Alfred, a little more to left…a little more…..aaahhhhh — perfect!
2. Alfred, how many times do I have to tell you – STOP PUTTING MY BAT SUIT IN THE DRYER!
“I hang out with Meat Loaf. Good times. Me? Just a bat out of hell.”
Despite the sheer optimism on the designer’s part, the new line of My Little Pony was not a hit.
Manu Ginobili makes amends with his new acquaintance.
The “Flying FOX Network” is being groomed for introduction, despite White House opposition.
“Owner Joe Snerd grooms Hephzibah VI, this year’s favorite among the working bats breeds.”
Worker at Spalding finishes another Louisville Slugger.
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”
Healthcare reform may end up flying but no amount of grooming is going to make it pretty or prevent it from sucking the blood out of you.
Lipstick on a pit bull didn’t sell. How about highlights on bat?
Ozzie’s roadie grooms the bat so it tastes great and is less filling.
In another fist for multiculturalism, The white House prepares to pardon a Kenyan Turkey this thanksgiving.
err, I meant first, crap….
o/~ Shave and a haircut… two bats o/~
Hearing that the Wall Street Journal had great ‘circulation’, speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi prepares herself to suck dry whatever assets she can, and corner the botox industry.
It may look like a bat; it may fly like a bat; but it ain’t no Superhero …. kinda like Obamabat …. no make-up artist can cover up his imperfections either.
Halloween’s over but the First Lady is really more comfortable in her usual costume.
Senator Reid declared they would pass Obamacare like a bat out of hell and liberal Democrats prepared for the media blitz.
The tooth? you can’t handle the tooth
Fang you very much.
Aw, just another little bat from Biden’s belfry.
“Don’t get me wrong, Halloween is super fun, and all that – but the after-holiday cleanups are such a chore – even when one has one’s own personal – heh! – batman…”
The new mascot for the Democrat party?
Ya it like sucks out your life’s blood then hangs over your head and poops on you…..
When rats fly?
In another first for multiculturalism, The white House prepares to pardon a Kenyan turkey this Thanksgiving.
Nancy Pelosi’s tea bag?
P.E.T.A. loves the idea of single payer health care?
Batatouille — coming to a theatre near you
“I can see Russia from here!”
Keith Obermann finally morphs.
What’s the difference between this and Barney Frank?
One’s a creepy, blood-sucking rodent that craps on the floor, and the other’s a bat.
When pigeons go Goth.
when I took the job as bat boy, I had no idea.
As the pets owner, Kevin Charles grooms his little animal. His neighbor calls and wants to know if he can help with little league practice. His wife says, I don’t know, hang on I’ll get him …K.C’s at the bat.
..he likes getting groomed so much, that he doesn’t even ‘bat’ an eye.