Caption Contest Winners
The Class Clown Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: DL – Sorry about your indictment Mr Delay. Did anyone else have a bad week?
Second: Anodyne – President punk’d by fake interpreter Bill Murray who translates Kofi’s welcome to new delegates as “who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?”
Third: Brandon Jaynes – Who here thinks the U.N. is a complete waste of time and money?
McGehee – “Dang it, I never could get the hang of that Spock salute!”
bithead – Come on, Kofi. . . Pick me! Pick ME!
John 3:16 – OK, I’ll ask a second time (serious responses only this time) who truly believes that Islamic moderates will one day take back their religion?
Maggie – Excuse me, how do I dial up “Tex-ish” on this translator thingy?
DL – Okay folks, who owns the little dog that just crapped on Senator Kennedy’s shoes?
Sgt Fluffy – Intercom: Ok, Who farted?!
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
I’ll take “Hail to the Chief” for 1000, Alex.
“You don’t need to raise your hand to use the restroom Mr. President, just write me a note.”
“Hey I have an idea let’s put Captain Kangaroo and Oprah, here behind me, in charge of the UN.”
“Uh, I’d like to use my Phone-a-Friend on this one Regis.”
And if that doesn’t sate your sexist fantasies there’s always Riding Sun’s contest.