Monday, October 31, 2005
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Gee, Rodney… She looks NOTHING like Slim Pickens….
* “Just stack her with the rest of the bombshells….”
” But Sarge…. she’s already Stacked!”
* Suddenly, Sgt Hulk began to understand the similarity in shape between the Bombs and the Boobs…
An Army of TWO!
WMD: Weapons of Mammary Distraction
Not satisfied with just abusing prisoners, the Army begins “torturing” their weapons as well.
* Gee… THere’s a Shakeys in Iraq. Who knew?
* ….and in that valley was the soldier’s greatest conquest…..
* Hey, Honey; You got the MP3 player installed?
* It was fun, watching her crawling around the thing, looking for the steering wheel.
Hmmm … is there some reason the picture won’t load?
Judging from the comments, I wonder how work-safe it is!
You think you have some power between your legs!
The bombs don’t seem to be complaining about being tortured….
Gee, RodneyÃ¢Â€Â¦ She looks NOTHING like Slim PickensÃ¢Â€Â¦.
No Strange love here, eh, Bithead?
Harriet Miers gets a makeover that enhances her credentials. She looks like a bombshell enabling her to be confirmed for anything this time around.
The plan was to use somebody who would scare the terrorists but not discourage coalition forces from approaching the weapons dump.
“Huh? What? I’m sorry Sergeant, you were saying something about safety procedures?”
When it came to Ordinance duty, Candice was a veritable juggernaut.
Female recruits get free cosmetic surgery now. In a domino effect, male soldiers are re-upping in droves and Viagra is da bomb.
Ah, picture loads now. My goodness.
“No wonder David Kay didn’t notice any WMD’s ….”
The Pentagon firmly believes its new advertising campaign will insure enlistments meet their target goals.
“I said BLU-82, not BOOB ’82!!!”
“The breasts not bombs movement was also deeply offensive to muslims.”
Hey, mister terrorist man, I’ve got boobs and bombs.
Be afraid, be very afraid, lest I let them loose upon you.
Oh yea, the bombs can be scary too.
Winner of the Most Kick-Ass OTB Caption Contest Photo Award.
Yes, General, we’re equipped to take care of even the most hardened bunkers.
Bombs in background: “I’m next, I’m next!”
Sadly, this picture was taken just seconds before the U.S. Army lost one of its outstanding soldiers due to a premature explosion.
Ordance Officer: “Well, honestly, we are glad that this version doesn’t come with a vibration nob on the side.”
Wanda knew how to handle the bombs just right. None ever went off early.
MOAB: Massive ‘Ol Army Boobs
“No, dummy, I said post a picture of Iraq!”
Good one, Lindy.
Forget Cindy Sheehan chaining herself to the White House fence…
“As an experienced member of the 1st Cavalry I can tell you that this beats the hell out of a good stout horse between my knees.”
In certain instances, blue definitely does go with green.
Weapons of mass destruction where found in Iraq when a soldier was able to look past the clever Iraqi camoflauge. The soldier was then discharged for, as one commander put it, “being obviously gay”.
Airman Jones couldn’t keep it secret for much longer. The hormone therapy and BUSTITUP cream were having their effects. He wouldn’t be able to hide his sex-change operation on taxpayer dollars much longer.
“Dallas does His Explosive” just didn’t have the same implication since the GWoT began, and neither did “Explosive Honey” or “Dusty Bottoms Rides Again”.
Thank goodness the women working on the GWoT are assigned suitable bathing gear.
Brittany wasn’t so sure that she bought into participating in an explosive-proof BDU test, but she smiled anyhow for the cameras before they started the test.
I wonder if I could tow my boat with that nice looking truck?
Private Jones: “This is the most powerful object that I’ve had between my legs in a long, long time.”
Here’s a couple of boobs for you,,, I mean bombs
Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t look much like a steer so, er, well, you don’t look like either, really. Uh, what was I saying again?
Ã¢Â€ÂœNo, dummy, I said post a picture of Iraq!Ã¢Â€Â
Phil Smith wins.
Now we are all aware of why the miltary calls them smart bombs!
Why some bombs go off prematurely
Tests of the new heat seeking missle were highly successful.
And as you will see, pictured here is the new improved “Bouncing Betty” bomb.
I believe the General meant he was between a rock and a hard place.
Against popular opinion, the U.S. Army decides to down-armor the Hummer….
“Why, yes, I have had 78,000 lbs of thrust between my legs before.”
Nice, um, hat.
“Of course I miss my boyfriend, but if I keep my mind on the job here things don’t seem so bad.”
The. Best. Army. Recruting. Poster. Ever.
Scenes from the new film, “Debbie Does Dubai,” coming to a theater of war near you.
A member of the Army’s recently deployed “Tactical Missile Fluffer Corps” at work in Iraq. Field tests proved the unit’s technique resulted in individual missile tonnage doubling, straighter flight trajectories, harder & deeper impacts and a lower rate of premature detonations.
Sgt. Lisa: Why, thank you corporal; it is indeed an extremely large bomb between my thighs. May I ask, what size is that rocket in your pocket?
I didn’t know that Victoria’s Secret had a military catalog!
“Does this bomb make my ass look fat?”
The new U.S. Army recruiting poster has been found!
“Fake but accurate”
* Suddenly, the commander understood why she had always been calling for additional support.
* This demonstrates the military purpose of the wonder bra
* The first test of the Atomic Bra, which was reported to have 70% fallout.
* The Fembots went on to great military careers.
* Honest Sarge. I never even noticed…
Gratuitous Austin Powers reference:
“And then she shat on a turtle!”
Gratuitous Bob Dylan reference:
“Eve on Destruction”
OK, I’ll stop now.
OK, I lied…
“Miss Ramadan 2005”
“Shock and awe proved to be an effective feature of Operation Iraqi Freedom”
“Honey, I love you and everything but suddenly I love my country more. I’m gonna enlist.”
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