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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. Bithead says:

    Gee, Rodney… She looks NOTHING like Slim Pickens….




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  2. Bithead says:

    * “Just stack her with the rest of the bombshells….”

    ” But Sarge…. she’s already Stacked!”

    * Suddenly, Sgt Hulk began to understand the similarity in shape between the Bombs and the Boobs…




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  3. LJD says:

    An Army of TWO!

    WMD: Weapons of Mammary Distraction

    Not satisfied with just abusing prisoners, the Army begins “torturing” their weapons as well.




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  4. Bithead says:

    * Gee… THere’s a Shakeys in Iraq. Who knew?

    * ….and in that valley was the soldier’s greatest conquest…..

    * Hey, Honey; You got the MP3 player installed?

    * It was fun, watching her crawling around the thing, looking for the steering wheel.




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  5. Anderson says:

    Hmmm … is there some reason the picture won’t load?

    Judging from the comments, I wonder how work-safe it is!




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  6. Bill Bacon says:

    You think you have some power between your legs!

    The bombs don’t seem to be complaining about being tortured….




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  7. Rodney Dill says:

    Gee, Rodney… She looks NOTHING like Slim Pickens….
    No Strange love here, eh, Bithead?




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  8. Hermoine says:

    Harriet Miers gets a makeover that enhances her credentials. She looks like a bombshell enabling her to be confirmed for anything this time around.




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  9. The plan was to use somebody who would scare the terrorists but not discourage coalition forces from approaching the weapons dump.




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  10. VT says:

    “Huh? What? I’m sorry Sergeant, you were saying something about safety procedures?”




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  11. Lindy R. Dole says:

    When it came to Ordinance duty, Candice was a veritable juggernaut.




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  12. Ingress says:

    Female recruits get free cosmetic surgery now. In a domino effect, male soldiers are re-upping in droves and Viagra is da bomb.




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  13. Anderson says:

    Ah, picture loads now. My goodness.

    “No wonder David Kay didn’t notice any WMD’s ….”




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  14. Maggie says:

    The Pentagon firmly believes its new advertising campaign will insure enlistments meet their target goals.




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  15. Jonk says:

    “I said BLU-82, not BOOB ’82!!!”

    “Slim who?”




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  16. the Pirate says:

    “The breasts not bombs movement was also deeply offensive to muslims.”




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  17. Jeff says:

    Hey, mister terrorist man, I’ve got boobs and bombs.
    Be afraid, be very afraid, lest I let them loose upon you.
    Oh yea, the bombs can be scary too.




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  18. T. Harris says:

    Winner of the Most Kick-Ass OTB Caption Contest Photo Award.




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  19. T. Harris says:

    Yes, General, we’re equipped to take care of even the most hardened bunkers.

    Burkha, Schmurka.

    Bombs in background: “I’m next, I’m next!”

    Sadly, this picture was taken just seconds before the U.S. Army lost one of its outstanding soldiers due to a premature explosion.




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  20. Scott T says:

    Ordance Officer: “Well, honestly, we are glad that this version doesn’t come with a vibration nob on the side.”




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  21. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Wanda knew how to handle the bombs just right. None ever went off early.




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  22. Elmo says:

    Bombs Away!




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  23. LJD says:

    MOAB: Massive ‘Ol Army Boobs




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  24. Phil Smith says:

    “No, dummy, I said post a picture of Iraq!”




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  25. Anderson says:

    Good one, Lindy.




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  26. Forget Cindy Sheehan chaining herself to the White House fence…




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  27. Kellie says:

    “As an experienced member of the 1st Cavalry I can tell you that this beats the hell out of a good stout horse between my knees.”




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  28. T. Harris says:

    In certain instances, blue definitely does go with green.




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  29. yetanotherjohn says:

    Weapons of mass destruction where found in Iraq when a soldier was able to look past the clever Iraqi camoflauge. The soldier was then discharged for, as one commander put it, “being obviously gay”.




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  30. Scott T says:

    Airman Jones couldn’t keep it secret for much longer. The hormone therapy and BUSTITUP cream were having their effects. He wouldn’t be able to hide his sex-change operation on taxpayer dollars much longer.

    “Dallas does His Explosive” just didn’t have the same implication since the GWoT began, and neither did “Explosive Honey” or “Dusty Bottoms Rides Again”.

    Thank goodness the women working on the GWoT are assigned suitable bathing gear.

    Brittany wasn’t so sure that she bought into participating in an explosive-proof BDU test, but she smiled anyhow for the cameras before they started the test.




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  31. DL says:

    I wonder if I could tow my boat with that nice looking truck?




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  32. physics geek says:

    Private Jones: “This is the most powerful object that I’ve had between my legs in a long, long time.”

    Bomb: “Hamina-hamina-hamina.”




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  33. Herb says:

    HEY IRAN:

    Here’s a couple of boobs for you,,, I mean bombs




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  34. Mark says:

    Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t look much like a steer so, er, well, you don’t look like either, really. Uh, what was I saying again?




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  35. Matt says:

    “No, dummy, I said post a picture of Iraq!”

    Phil Smith wins.




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  36. DL says:

    Now we are all aware of why the miltary calls them smart bombs!




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  37. Lonesome says:

    Why some bombs go off prematurely




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  38. McCain says:

    Tests of the new heat seeking missle were highly successful.




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  39. sgtfluffy says:

    And as you will see, pictured here is the new improved “Bouncing Betty” bomb.




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  40. Rodney Dill says:

    I believe the General meant he was between a rock and a hard place.




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  41. LJD says:

    Against popular opinion, the U.S. Army decides to down-armor the Hummer….




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  42. “Why, yes, I have had 78,000 lbs of thrust between my legs before.”




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  43. spacemonkey says:

    Nice, um, hat.




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  44. DaveD says:

    “Of course I miss my boyfriend, but if I keep my mind on the job here things don’t seem so bad.”




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  45. Roger says:

    The. Best. Army. Recruting. Poster. Ever.




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  46. Steven L. says:

    Scenes from the new film, “Debbie Does Dubai,” coming to a theater of war near you.




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  47. FreakyBoy says:

    A member of the Army’s recently deployed “Tactical Missile Fluffer Corps” at work in Iraq. Field tests proved the unit’s technique resulted in individual missile tonnage doubling, straighter flight trajectories, harder & deeper impacts and a lower rate of premature detonations.




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  48. dougrc says:

    Sgt. Lisa: Why, thank you corporal; it is indeed an extremely large bomb between my thighs. May I ask, what size is that rocket in your pocket?




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  49. DL says:

    I didn’t know that Victoria’s Secret had a military catalog!




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  50. Chrees says:

    “Does this bomb make my ass look fat?”




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  51. exdem31 says:

    The new U.S. Army recruiting poster has been found!




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  52. Chrees says:

    “Fake but accurate”




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  53. Bithead says:

    * Suddenly, the commander understood why she had always been calling for additional support.

    * This demonstrates the military purpose of the wonder bra

    * The first test of the Atomic Bra, which was reported to have 70% fallout.

    * The Fembots went on to great military careers.

    * Honest Sarge. I never even noticed…




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  54. Chrees says:

    Gratuitous Austin Powers reference:

    “And then she shat on a turtle!”




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  55. Chrees says:

    Gratuitous Bob Dylan reference:

    “Eve on Destruction”

    OK, I’ll stop now.




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  56. Chrees says:

    OK, I lied…

    “Miss Ramadan 2005”

    and

    “Shock and awe proved to be an effective feature of Operation Iraqi Freedom”




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  57. Hermoine says:

    “Honey, I love you and everything but suddenly I love my country more. I’m gonna enlist.”




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