Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    The new Tiger Woods?

    Leopard Woods hopes to replace Tiger.

    Tiger is really going to extremes to revise his image.

  2. brainy435 says:

    Many felt that Tigers efforts to refute critics, who said he isn’t “black enough” was irreversibly harmed by Nikes insistence he honor his endorsement contract whenever on the course.

  3. *I watched the video of the dance twice and thoroughly enjoyed the manner in which joy was expressed. That being said, here is my contribution:

    The dreaded hip replacement dance!



  4. lol says:

    I think a birthplace birthday bash is a great idea Mr. president, but P.E.T.A. is gonna be pissed-Shindig czar.

  5. The downside of having five wives: five mother-in-laws

  6. Eric Florack says:

    * After the scandal, there was a subtle change in the types of crowds that followed Tiger around the course.

    * When asked about the Witch Doctor he’d brought along, Tiger said “Let Hume bitch about THAT!!!”

    * No, he’s not a witch doctor… he’s a ‘Folk Medic”.

    * Hey, Macarena!

  7. Rachel Edith says:

    Shape-Up Shoes are a big hit everywhere!

  8. FormerHostage says:

    America’s chickennnnnnnzzzz…
    comin’ home….
    to roost!

  9. Elmo says:
  10. Wyatt Earp says:

    The Jacksonville Jaguars’ new cheerleading squad left a lot to be desired.

  11. Elmo says:

    Folks, here’s a story about Barry the Bamboozler
    He was a red hot kommie-koocher
    He was the roughest, toughest Chi-town pol
    But Barry had a heart as big as a whale

    Hidee hidee hidee hi
    Oh oh oh oh
    Hee dee hee dee hee dee hee
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah

    He messed around with a bloke named Van Jonesy
    He loved him though he was cokey
    He took him down to Chicom-town
    And he showed him how to kick the bong around

    Hidee hidee hidee hi
    Oh oh oh oh
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Oh ho ho ho

    He had a dream bout being da King uh Sweden
    Gave the libturds teengs day wuz’nt needin’
    Gave em cars built of gold and steel
    Even diamond cars with platinum wheels

    Hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hi
    Hodee hodee hodee hodee hodee oh

  12. 11B40 says:


    Loved those traditional native Zulu “kicks” on the dancer.

  13. elliot says:

    Where will you be when your Tiagra kicks in?

  14. From Shaka Zulu to Shake-it Zulu.

  15. Doing the Chris Matthews tingle dance.

  16. Let me be clear, no animals were harmed in the making of this photo. Ok, that’s not entirely true.

  17. Billy “White Shoes” Johnson does an encore of his touchdown dance.

  18. These are not the Druids you are looking for.

  19. The Springbok’s retort to the All Black’s haka.

  20. Haka Zulu.

  21. DL says:

    The Obama gallery hams it up on the 13th hole.

    African American members of PETA demonstrate for relaxation for the “no fur” rule.

    Lugambo dances with his new Gucci outfit to show off his new shoes.

    The Kemboyo animal-rights tribe, dances to raise money to support the sudden influx of orphaned cheetah cubs.

    It was shortly after this picture reached the Times that Nike dropped the ad campaign.

    Gombi demonstrates the new civilian army uniform to the delight of his friends.

  22. Maggie Mama says:

    South African and Scandinavian golfers share the lead in the African Open … too bad the same can’t be said for Mr. and Mrs. Woods who don’t seem to be sharing anything these days.

  23. Elmo says:

    Got umbrella?

  24. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama’s Administration latest diversity recruitment fair for the West Wing. Wait – I don’t see the token white guy. Oops – my bad – the leopards were transgender.

  25. Elmo says:

    In order to shore up his reelection bid, Bambi makes another appearance on Ellen. This time wowing em with the umbrella dance …

  26. John425 says:

    Obamacrats devise new Public Option in House-Senate conference.

  27. chsw says:

    Convention of USA’s national health service doctors, 2026.

  28. Please tell me those are all leopard tails.

  29. You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out…

  30. “If I was in those shoes, I`d say Soweto’s gonna happen here too…” — Big Audio Dynamite

  31. “Do the Hustle!”

  32. Mr. Prosser says:

    Although the board members of the local PETA chapter were invited to the party, they wisely pled a prior engagement.

  33. Elmo says:

    Just like Gallagher’s many fans, the Oborg quickly learned Barack can really fling it.

  34. D. Dean says:

    Obuku Mumbuto, running back for the Libya Leopards, celebrates his 17 yard touchdown run in the ‘Animal Skins Bowl.’

  35. Cowboy Blob says:

    Look at what I bought with all my Nigerian Banking Scam money!

  36. Cowboy Blob says:

    Look at what I bought with all my Nigerian Banking Scam money!

  37. Maggie Mama says:

    “Drudge breaking: ‘Human sacrifices ‘on the rise’ in Uganda as witch doctors admit to rituals.'”

  38. yetanotherjohn says:

    The PGA may not have thought through their ‘post-Tiger’ plans for continuing to expand their sport beyond the white country clubs.

    Is it racist if I laugh?

    Sir, I have the preliminary study on bombing them back to the stone age. Other than the umbrellas, there really isn’t much we can do.

    I think someone is having a yaba daba do time.

    So why do you think these Shlitz malt liquor ads might be racist.

    I think that sets the bar for ‘fun fur’.

    Obama: ‘Do you really think this guy is going to do us any good in preventing the next Al Qaeda attack?’
    Minion:’Well he can’t do any worse.’

    I told you we shouldn’t have allowed those people to join the club.

    Where’s Waldo?

    I don’t think this Lawrence Welk replacement is going to worlk out.

    White people, we need more white people.

  39. Elmo says:

    So I took a big chance at the high school dance
    With a missy who was ready to play
    Wasn’t me she was foolin’ ’cause she knew what she was doin’
    And I know love was here to stay
    When she told me to

    Walk this way
    Walk this way
    Walk this way

  40. Elmo says:

    To absolutely noone’s surprise, the First Lady made Mr. Blackwell’s annual Ten Best Dressed List.

  41. Elmo says:

    In a desperate last ditch attempt to save his tattered reputation. Al Gore enlists the aid of a local shaman, to perform a heat dance.

  42. Hangtown Bob says:

    Obama’s new Healthcare Czar demonstrating his MOJO.

  43. Elmo says:

    A leader in style …

    On this week’s episode of dancing with the stars … Gil Arenas, Tiger Woods, Harry Reid, Janet Napolitano, Casey Johnson

  44. Hodink says:

    Guy In Baby Blue Shirt ~ “Uh oh. Here come PETA.”

  45. Elmo says:

    We won!

    Lambada … the forbidden dance.

    Boldly going where no endzone celebration has gone before.

    Sometimes … a leopard skin loincloth, is just a leapord skin loincloth.