Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. FormerHostage says:

    B!tches love me.

  2. Brian J. says:

    At Gene Simmons Kennels, selective breeding ensures that all dogs have the most desirable of traits.

  3. yetanotherjohn says:

    Fifi thought she had found the one, but alas it was only a photshop

    Lesbian bitch

    What really gets the girls excited is when I lick my eyebrows

    The next step is to graft the animal part onto the human patient

    The reason behind Nancy Pelosi’s support for stem cell research was revealed today.

    Men just become such animals during Carnival.

    Father to daughter: Why this sudden interest in getting a dog?

    Yeah, but he’s hung like a Pekinese

    The excitement died down when the tourists realized it was always that limp.

    Don’t you hate it when Outside the Beltway shills for the Brazilian tourist board?

  4. D. Dean says:

    Because he can. Easily.

  5. elliot says:

    ‘Lap’ dog for sure

  6. elliot says:

    Did you ask for a Slurpee?

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Fido’s been spending too much time licking himself.

    Lick-Wilmerding’s new school mascot has tongues wagging.

    “Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch.” (Courtesy Reservoir Dogs)

    She sells she, no, sea shells se … no, she shells she shells … $hit … just forget it.

    ….” and mon précieux petite, I can tie zee cherry stem aussi.”

  8. Boyd says:

    We call him “Bill.”

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    Main Stream Media’s official lap dog mascot – licking Democrat asses 24/7

  10. Triumph says:

    During a drug-induced night of revelry, Obama thought it would be funny to lace Bo’s Alpo with crystal meth.

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    “I resolved never to make tongue-in-cheek remarks.”

  12. Drew says:

    I think Triumph wins hands down.

  13. William d'Inger says:

    Who makes five tracks in the sand at the beach?

  14. William d'Inger says:

    All you young puppies out there be warned this is what happens if you actually catch the automobile you’re chasing.

  15. William d'Inger says:

    I’m tellin’ youse guys it was awful. There I was enjoying a comfy ride in Paris Hilton’s bodice when she leaned out the limo window to ask for some Grey Poupon. We musta been doin’ 95, bumper to bumper, side by side on the Santa Monica freeway. Well, I tried to hang on, and you know …

  16. William d'Inger says:

    Shucks, this ain’t nothin’. Wait’ll I turn around.

  17. William d'Inger says:

    Humph, and you thing Tiger gets a lot, eh?

  18. William d'Inger says:

    Well, it is a bit of a disadvantage in a room full of rocking chairs.

  19. William d'Inger says:

    My maternal grandfather was the original Budweiser frog who later signed up for a gene research project.

  20. elliot says:

    Whatch’s the matter? Didn’t chew hear me bark. Did I schtutter?

  21. William d'Inger says:

    Originally we were bred to herd giraffes, and sometimes out on the savanna it gets lonely at night, and there’s this legend …

  22. William d'Inger says:

    Pavlov wouldn’t stop ringing that damn bell.

  23. William d'Inger says:

    If women were a majority on the committee, I’d have a lock on the Nobel Piece Prize.

  24. William d'Inger says:

    It ain’t the tail that wags this dog.

  25. William d'Inger says:

    So tell me, Maggie Mama, what are your other two wishes.

  26. William d'Inger says:

    Am I the only one here reminded of the movie Earth Girls Are Easy?

  27. RIch says:

    TMZ Update: Rachel Maddow taking her dog for a walk in San Francisco.

  28. William d'Inger says:

    I would have been famous if Katy Perry had kissed me instead of that girl.

  29. elliot says:

    Okay, they do make self adhesive stamps and envelopes you know.

  30. Hodink says:

    That holds true only for big feet or a big nose. Next.”

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    (Aside to William d’Inger: A good one – you had me giggling this morning. Tanx!)