Monday, March 1, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
B!tches love me.
At Gene Simmons Kennels, selective breeding ensures that all dogs have the most desirable of traits.
Fifi thought she had found the one, but alas it was only a photshop
What really gets the girls excited is when I lick my eyebrows
The next step is to graft the animal part onto the human patient
The reason behind Nancy Pelosi’s support for stem cell research was revealed today.
Men just become such animals during Carnival.
Father to daughter: Why this sudden interest in getting a dog?
Yeah, but he’s hung like a Pekinese
The excitement died down when the tourists realized it was always that limp.
Don’t you hate it when Outside the Beltway shills for the Brazilian tourist board?
Because he can. Easily.
‘Lap’ dog for sure
Did you ask for a Slurpee?
Fido’s been spending too much time licking himself.
Lick-Wilmerding’s new school mascot has tongues wagging.
“Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch.” (Courtesy Reservoir Dogs)
She sells she, no, sea shells se … no, she shells she shells … $hit … just forget it.
….” and mon prÃ©cieux petite, I can tie zee cherry stem aussi.”
We call him “Bill.”
Main Stream Media’s official lap dog mascot – licking Democrat asses 24/7
During a drug-induced night of revelry, Obama thought it would be funny to lace Bo’s Alpo with crystal meth.
“I resolved never to make tongue-in-cheek remarks.”
I think Triumph wins hands down.
Who makes five tracks in the sand at the beach?
All you young puppies out there be warned this is what happens if you actually catch the automobile you’re chasing.
I’m tellin’ youse guys it was awful. There I was enjoying a comfy ride in Paris Hilton’s bodice when she leaned out the limo window to ask for some Grey Poupon. We musta been doin’ 95, bumper to bumper, side by side on the Santa Monica freeway. Well, I tried to hang on, and you know …
Shucks, this ain’t nothin’. Wait’ll I turn around.
Humph, and you thing Tiger gets a lot, eh?
Well, it is a bit of a disadvantage in a room full of rocking chairs.
My maternal grandfather was the original Budweiser frog who later signed up for a gene research project.
Whatch’s the matter? Didn’t chew hear me bark. Did I schtutter?
Originally we were bred to herd giraffes, and sometimes out on the savanna it gets lonely at night, and there’s this legend …
Pavlov wouldn’t stop ringing that damn bell.
If women were a majority on the committee, I’d have a lock on the Nobel Piece Prize.
It ain’t the tail that wags this dog.
So tell me, Maggie Mama, what are your other two wishes.
Am I the only one here reminded of the movie Earth Girls Are Easy?
TMZ Update: Rachel Maddow taking her dog for a walk in San Francisco.
I would have been famous if Katy Perry had kissed me instead of that girl.
Okay, they do make self adhesive stamps and envelopes you know.
“That holds true only for big feet or a big nose. Next.”
(Aside to William d’Inger: A good one – you had me giggling this morning. Tanx!)
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Caption Contest Winners
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