Monday, May 3, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
They’re claiming the atmosphere isn’t a legal border.
The Obama Administration says we don’t have the funds to deport them.
They don’t like Obama’s plans to send astronauts to Mercury by 2025.
Si, se puede…nanoo, nanoo!
Harry and Nancy’s love children.
and Amanda thought her Encounter of the Third kind was just a dream……
Hmmmm, so that’s why my wife was muttering in the delivery room “To go where no man ON EARTH has gone before”……..
We have come from the planet Schnelzar, and despite our small, infant-like appearance we are over 300 years old. We would like your free health care and Social Security for the rest of our 750 years of life.
Two more Dumbocrat voters being wheeled to the polling station by Anti-American volunteers.
“Close Encounters of the Undocumented Kind”
Soundtrack of South Park playing in background: “They took my job… yah, they took our jobs…”
James Cameron’s new 3D movie: “Aliens Attack Outside the Beltway”
Wheeled away in their stroller. Yikes!! Alien abduction!
Interviews conducted by the Congressional Committee upset illegals, extraterrestrials and exotics alike. A new low in alienation.
NYT reports a plot to smuggle illegal alien babies into the US. NYT claims eyewitness accounts that the babies are either Pakistani or Hispanic.
1) Thank Zerbert that Wil Smith wasn’t guarding the Arizona California border.
2) Lenin always said their would be days like this, after we beamed him up and took him with us.
3) A typical L.A. protest. Illegals, Aliens, and Churros.
4) After this, Rosco’s Chicken and Waffles, WhooHoo!!
5) The source of Barbara Boxer’s votes.
The original anchor babies, “Yobâ€ and his sister “Lrigâ€ from the planet “Xenophobeâ€, gather with other counter protesters at the May Day parade in Los Angeles before quickly being overcome by one of earth’s natural defense systems: Montezuma’s Revenge.
“Don’t worry Angelina Jolie will adopt them.”
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