Thursday, June 3, 2010
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(Sorry for the delay, comments enabled had always been the default in the past)
Who dresses these people???
(1) Obama: “Great, another girls weekend for me.”
(2) Obama: “I wonder how the girls will feel when I tell them I just authorized the assassination of Justin Beiber”
(3) Obama: “I could’ve stayed at home with the dog”
Michelle, you are a fashion genius with you and the kids. I am therefore appointing you to be our new fashion Czar.
Main Stream Media fawns once more over the best dressed First Lady since Jackie Kennedy.
Tourists, the single-most embarassing export of the United States.
And you thought the economy was tight!
That giant sucking sound is not jobs going to Mexico.
Bare ankles!?!?! alalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn bitch, I told you I hate panty lines. Next time wear a thong.
Pres. Obama: “C’mon girls. Wal-Mart ain’t open 24×7!”
The Obamas discuss their alibi before approaching the Fashion Police Officer.
Obama – “I’m shocked that you trusted me tenought o pick out your clothes, MIchelle.”
Obama – “I’m shocked that you trusted me enough to pick out your clothes for today, MIchelle.”
“You look fine, we’re only going to Applebee’s.”
Family caring and taking them to weekened with planned meetings time table.
“Damn girl, that looks worse than the national debt.”
Damn, the last time I saw a crack that big was the Deepwater Horizon.
Looks like Michelle’s wearing the girls’ clothes again.
Just what Obama doesn’t need now … media talk of a fashion “disaster”.
Do you think they lost their luggage and just put on whatever they could find?
This can’t be the same family I saw the on the tarmac five days ago when they left the White House.
Yeeks! One weekend in Chicago and all “chic” is gone.
Michelle, next time I think we should be the White House “dresser” with us.
Michelle, next time I think we should bring the White House ‘dresser” with us.
Obama: ” We don’t need any boarding passes, Michelle, so what could you possibly be looking for?”
1) Ask me one more time about that [BLEEP!!!] hole again and you’re grounded.
2) Hurry up now. I can’t keep Tony Hayward waiting, or he’ll dock my paycheck.
3) Ask me one more time about that [BLEEP!!!] hole and guess who’s going in it.
Pres Obama: “I said “Hurry up, dammit! My chicken ‘n waffles are gettin’ cold!”
Obama – “We’ll just tell the king that they lost our luggage.”
“They want us to produce our birth certificates. Ummm, especially ME!”
Pres. Obama: Will you please hurry up! You know the Clintons hate it when we arrive late for dinner.
The President’s thought bubble: “Oooh, I didn’t know tonight was Thong Night at The Mile High Club!”
Air Force Sgt: Bingo! Those cams will be GOLD for youtube and the WalMart people pics!
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