Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Idiot says:

    Who dresses these people???

  2. (1) Obama: “Great, another girls weekend for me.”

    (2) Obama: “I wonder how the girls will feel when I tell them I just authorized the assassination of Justin Beiber”

    (3) Obama: “I could’ve stayed at home with the dog”

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Michelle, you are a fashion genius with you and the kids. I am therefore appointing you to be our new fashion Czar.

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    Main Stream Media fawns once more over the best dressed First Lady since Jackie Kennedy.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    Tourists, the single-most embarassing export of the United States.

  6. Jim Recznik says:

    And you thought the economy was tight!

  7. That giant sucking sound is not jobs going to Mexico.

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Bare ankles!?!?! alalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    Damn bitch, I told you I hate panty lines. Next time wear a thong.

  10. John425 says:

    Pres. Obama: “C’mon girls. Wal-Mart ain’t open 24×7!”

  11. Wyatt Earp says:

    The Obamas discuss their alibi before approaching the Fashion Police Officer.

  12. Roger McGaugh says:

    Obama – “I’m shocked that you trusted me tenought o pick out your clothes, MIchelle.”

  13. Roger McGaugh says:


    Obama – “I’m shocked that you trusted me enough to pick out your clothes for today, MIchelle.”

  14. Roger McGaugh says:

    “You look fine, we’re only going to Applebee’s.”

  15. stephen says:

    Family caring and taking them to weekened with planned meetings time table.

  16. Roger McGaugh says:

    “Damn girl, that looks worse than the national debt.”

  17. Michael Hamm says:

    Damn, the last time I saw a crack that big was the Deepwater Horizon.

  18. Maggie Mama says:

    Looks like Michelle’s wearing the girls’ clothes again.

    Just what Obama doesn’t need now … media talk of a fashion “disaster”.

    Do you think they lost their luggage and just put on whatever they could find?

    This can’t be the same family I saw the on the tarmac five days ago when they left the White House.

    Yeeks! One weekend in Chicago and all “chic” is gone.

    Michelle, next time I think we should be the White House “dresser” with us.

  19. Maggie Mama says:


    Michelle, next time I think we should bring the White House ‘dresser” with us.

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama: ” We don’t need any boarding passes, Michelle, so what could you possibly be looking for?”

  21. 1) Ask me one more time about that [BLEEP!!!] hole again and you’re grounded.

    2) Hurry up now. I can’t keep Tony Hayward waiting, or he’ll dock my paycheck.

  22. 3) Ask me one more time about that [BLEEP!!!] hole and guess who’s going in it.

  23. John425 says:

    Pres Obama: “I said “Hurry up, dammit! My chicken ‘n waffles are gettin’ cold!”

  24. Roger McGaugh says:

    Obama – “We’ll just tell the king that they lost our luggage.”

  25. Rachel Edith says:

    “They want us to produce our birth certificates. Ummm, especially ME!”

  26. John425 says:

    Pres. Obama: Will you please hurry up! You know the Clintons hate it when we arrive late for dinner.

  27. John425 says:

    The President’s thought bubble: “Oooh, I didn’t know tonight was Thong Night at The Mile High Club!”

  28. Cargosquid says:

    Air Force Sgt: Bingo! Those cams will be GOLD for youtube and the WalMart people pics!