“Mr. Bush, I must request that you not do that wiggly finger thing to my hand. Back when I was a young man, it was a secret sex signal and I’m thinking you really don’t want sex. Besides, I really had enough of that with your predecessor. Great sex and all but I’m a ‘business before pleasure’ man myself.”
“… and I really liked the way you ripped into that Wanda Sykes wierdo at the Emmy’s. Oh, by the way can you teach me that, hey…hey…hey, Fat Albert thing?”
Our fearless leader, donning the “internationalist” hat for the day.
Bush wonders…”Why does this African American speak with a British accent?”
GWB: See…I’m smiling at the French.
KA: Whoa, Conde Rice is checking me out. How YOU doin’?
“Mr. Bush, I must request that you not do that wiggly finger thing to my hand. Back when I was a young man, it was a secret sex signal and I’m thinking you really don’t want sex. Besides, I really had enough of that with your predecessor. Great sex and all but I’m a ‘business before pleasure’ man myself.”
K.A.: This guy funds half my budget and determines whether my organization has any legitimacy in the world. I should be kissing his ass…
G.W.: I wonder if Laura will wear that new lingerie tonight…
“Mr. Annan, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
“Hey Kofi, look! We’re twins!”
(Channeling a commenter at Atrios…)
GWB: “I’m glad to be here today in New York with my good friend Colin Powell… what, you say, it’s not Colin Powell?”
“… and I really liked the way you ripped into that Wanda Sykes wierdo at the Emmy’s. Oh, by the way can you teach me that, hey…hey…hey, Fat Albert thing?”
“Here’s a five, take my bags right up to my room.”
“Kof, how do you do that look straight ahead and look to the right simultaneously thing?”
“Georgie, I saw you spit on the White House lawn in a segment on Letterman. Please respect the lawn here at the United Nations.”
“I see you got the ‘blue tie day’ memo.”
“George, your weekly horoscope says you will be facing a White House leak this week.”
“Thanks, Kofi, which horoscope advisor do you consult? I need a good one.”
“Kofi, did you hear the one about the deposed dictator?”