Thursday, April 21, 2005
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
I warned ya, Sarge…the parade ground is wet and slippery!
Sgt. Reed was terrified of going to war. Then he remembered the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. Suddenly, he got an idea, and a rush of peace fell over him.
Goose-stepping was out, but the new style of marching was difficult. And slow. Very, very slow.
Wilting under the scornful stares of his subordinates, Maj. John Cleese decided his career could blossom only in the Ministry of Silly Walks.
They haven’t yet built the combat robot that can do this.
That’s a nice trick seargent Baalzadropov – but what did you do with the pylon?
Soldiers watch a demonstration of the latest Field Medical Directive: How to alleviate “Soldier’s Itch.”
Kid, nobody here cares that you wanted to be in the Ice Capades. Now get back in line!
What are you doing? This is the drill team practice! Dance team is the next parade ground over….
“Randall, ‘Parade Rest’ is not a funky dance move.”
The Army spent millions on the study that determined marching soldiers coming under fire should duck like this.
“OK, OK, so you can do the splits. Still doesn’t mean you can be the Canadian PM.”
* He’s going to be VERY popular….
* Sgt Stedenko demonstrates the strength and durability of the Ajax Personal Protection Cup Device
*We really LOVE the motherland….
Oh, so that’s why you got neutered.
Get your ass up off the ground, soldier…this ain’t the French army!
While normally viewed as an asset in arid climates, Pvt. Splitovski a.k.a. Ã¢Â€Âœthe human divining rodÃ¢Â€Â, embarrassed his fellow troops when they marched on the rain soaked parade grounds.
Get back in line, Ivanovitch; you know damned well that Bolshoi tryouts aren’t for another two months!
It’s fun to stay at the Y. M. C. A. …. Y. M. C. A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …
Russians prove the viability of gays in the military: In an effort to save his comrades, Ivan drops on a grenade…
If we’re attacked by pirates you can use this
awesome ninja move and flip out.
“I’m not peeing!… I’m just stretching my legs!”
I’ve got happy feet!
That’s NOT how you field strip a weapon soldier!
The order to split the squad into two teams and catch the enemy in a crossfire went awry when they realized the squad had an odd number of soldiers. A solution was reached when the remaining soldier was ordered to go with both teams.
Internal monologue: “This is more painful than it looks…”
ONE ENTERPRISING RUSSIAN SOLDIER SHOWS US HOW HE EARNS EXTRA MONEY AS A VEGAS SHOWBOY DURING THE TIME BETWEEN DEPLOYMENTS
I’m going to make like a banana and split
Always the showoff, Pvt Silvers shows of his “special” pushup
Papa’s got a brand new bag. Ow! Look out James Brown!
As he sat in agony, Nikolai regretted his decision to bed the daughter of President Putin.
In unison: “This is my rifle, this is my gun…”
SGT: “Get up Private! That’s no way to treat your gun!”
No, Comrade, having a split personality does NOT qualify you for a section 8.
Captain Pantzov demonstrates the benefits of spinelessness as more Soviet officers wait their turn.
Russian Soldier Sergei Foofoo demonstrates for other soldiers the Russian Army’s newest salute.
Sir… What part of right / left don’t you understand?
“No I’m not the only one that can do this. My twin at Wizbang can do this too.”
Despite intense mentoring, Private Pushkin continued to demonstrate considerable confusion as to the meaning of the term “balls-to-the-wall”.
The kids from Chernobyl strut their stuff.
Anyone forgot to trip me with an Banana ?!
Unable to move for 6 hours, Russian army recruit Oleg Petrovich,was freed by fellow comrades after his repeated attempts to practice the “kick stand.” Russian doctors said the only long lasting effects were a high pitched voice and the inability to “perform!”
Cialis…for when the time is right.
Corporal James Brownov wows the troops during a break from drill.
When you see the enemy…do this!!!
it will confuse the hell out of them then we can
hit them when their stunned….ITS THE ONLY WAY!!!
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