Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Grandma Marie’s House of BDSM is not for the timid.
“Never a cop around when you need one? Keep a spare or two and be confident!” FOP ad in the AARP Journal.
In a forgotten episode of “Batman” — starring Adam West and Burt Ward — arch-villainess Mother Anti-Gravity robs the Gotham City Museum of Modern Art after pinning the security guards to the ceiling, helpless.
“Darling, if I can wear my bosom as an extension of my neckline, officers of the law should be free to walk upside down … period … end.”
“So the chief says we have to stay like this until Al Sharpton leaves town.”
“Glory B. Too much to take. What was that number to the Betty Ford Clinic?”
Protect a little old lady? We can do that standing on our heads!
* Well, they just have a different view of the world… that’s all.
* Ya ever feel like you were stuck in a Monty Python sketch?
* Jack, you said we could look up their dresses from here. This one’s all that’s gone by us.
* Uh-Oh… It’s the Yoga Police….
* No, ma’am… we’re not drinking on duty. You ever try drinking while standing on your (hic) head?
* Well, look at the money we’re saving on Hairpeices….
* The really odd part about it, Sam, is that they’re both snoring….
With military and police training slow going in Iraq Coalition officials turned to the TV smash it SuperNanny.
“Maybe next time I tell you boys to stop whatever you’re doing, you’ll listen.”
“I may not know much about art, but I know what I like. And I don’t like this.”
[re-edit of my first submission]
In a forgotten episode of “Batmanâ€Â—starring Adam West and Burt Ward—arch-villainess Granny Gravity robs the Gotham City Museum of Modern Art after pinning the security guards to the ceiling, helpless.
“Liked the line, shape, form, value, space, color and texture. And rather liked the bulge.”
Elderly ABUSE!
“When will these officers let me down from the ceiling?”
“Back in my day, no respectable police department would have thought of hiring a bunch of inverts.”
dat RODNEY KING be one bad ass artiste.
The introduction of the TV show COPS on the Sundance Channel was met with mixed reviews.
“An added touch might be to wrap and tie their jackets around them … just to affect the effect.”
Man, these Turner Prize finalists keep getting worse and worse.
Steven Bochco really should have stopped at “Cop Rock”
*….. And in that horrifying moment, Sylvia knew in her soul, the alien invasion had begun.
*–Lessee… Stockings falling down over Air Jordans… Yeah, that’s her. Cuff her, Bruce.
* — Tragicly, Wilma never did see the warning label on the police officers, saying “This end UP”
* Feet smell, noses running… yep.
* Tori Amos appears to have aged, somewhat.
* The world of Law Enforcement has been turned umop apisdn
Pfizer announced today that its new rheumatoid arthritis drug could have unpleasant side-effects.
Topsy Turvy , Anyone ?!
Yeah this shift sucks, but at least we don’t work at Newsweek.
She had that effect on men.