Caption Contest

Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM:

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Write your caption in the comments below.

Winners will be announced Monday.

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  1. Me says:

    Hey Laura, tell your husband I could use some “wood”.

  2. Scott_T says:

    Terresa: “Laura, can’t we all just get along?”

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    “Hello Jerry
    “Hello Newman

  4. Rodney Dill says:

    (In Unison)
    “Did you get that outfit at K-Mart?”

  5. Steve L says:

    Teresa: “Now that our husbands have gotten this far, don’t you wish we’d been separated at birth???”

  6. Mark J says:

    Laura Bush: “Wearing the same suit as the first lady is a federal crime Teresa…”

  7. [TERESA] Helloooo, Clarissssse…

  8. Jack H. says:

    Laura: “Did you shave this morning?”

  9. Jack H. says:

    Laura: “Watch the hand, fatso!”

  10. KipEsquire says:

    No, MINE is eggshell and YOURS is almond!

  11. “I’m not really a wicked fairy. I’m just wicked.” (Bonus points for spotting the pop culture reference.)

  12. Meezer says:

    Rocky and Bullwinkle! Fractured Fairy Tales!
    (oh, was I supposed to have a caption?)

  13. Pile On® says:

    Oh, you might be cheeky and sexy and all that, but you don’t really think I am going to let you kiss me do you?

  14. Boyd says:

    Tuh-RAY-suh: “How about you come back to my place and we can discuss some scumbags?

  15. BemusedVoter says:

    “No, Teresa, you can only wear the First Lady’s clothes AFTER the inauguration. Give them back!”

  16. La Femme Crickita says:

    “We got that endorsement for Doublemint that the Olsen twins passed up.”

    Laura Bush and Tuhrayza plan on how to kill their

    Both suits are nuanced and reflect each candidates’s stand on the issues: Tuhrayza’s placket covers her buttons, while Laura has nothing to hide with hers out. Tuhrayza’s lapels are up, to show there is something to hide, Laura’s are flat, down, and
    show a pretty neckline.

  17. dw says:

    THK: “Isn’t it great we’re showing unity by wearing matching $300 Dior suits?”

    LB: “$300? I got this at Ross for $39.99!”

    THK: “Bitch.”

    LB: “Guards! Seize the enemy combatant!”

  18. DANEgerus says:

    Trust me… John loves to watch while I ‘Shove It’… we call it the ‘war for oil’…

  19. Rachel Edith says:

    “Isn’t it amazing what a little oil and ketchup can help you buy?”

  20. Hermoine says:

    “I thought you said we’d ‘latin dance’ … not ‘lap dance’ for goodness sake.”

  21. Rodney Dill says:

    “Well, Teresa, amazingly one of the more pleasurable times was the evening the President and I had dinner with General Tommy Franks and the Joint Chiefs of Staff.”
    “Honey, the Senator introduced me to Colonel Angus, let me tell you about a pleasurable evening.”

    (/blatant SNL ripoff)

  22. val says:

    Teresa ” I’m gonna bitch slap you right out of the white house “

  23. bains says:

    Have you… umm, ever heard of Certs, Teresa.

  24. Elizabeth Southern says:

    Laura “I don’t care what John told you, it does make your butt look fat”

  25. Me says:

    Did I hear someone say “single white female”??

  26. LJD says:

    “Why, NO Theresa, I don’t swing that way. I’m a conservative, remember?”

  27. Roger Smith says:

    Laura: It’s my daughters that are supposed to be twins.

  28. Jim in Chicago says:

    Are you serious girlfriend? John can only get it up when you play tapes of Chirac speeches?

  29. Pat says:

    First Lady Laura Bush, startled by Teresa Heinz’s enormous head, recoils as it continues to balloon right before her eyes.

  30. Pile On® says:

    Oh I know, ring around the collar can be such a “nuisance”.

  31. 42nd SSD says:

    The winners of CMA’s Best Hip-Hop Video award ham it up for the cameras.

  32. dickd says:

    Jack H should win. I also get the distinct feeling that Teresa does not shave. A very very hairy woman …her husband may be Lerch, but this is Cousin IT !!

  33. Elvis says:

    Teresa – “Who do you like in the Yankee/Red Sox AL Championship?

    Laura – “Who’s your daddy?”

  34. Rodney Dill says:

    “little girl, you will not get that pony.”

  35. Mark says:

    Ooooo Teresa that feels nice….a little lower and to the left.

  36. Bouhaki says:

    TK – “I’m not sure how to say this but suddenly Cheney’s daughter seems to have the right idea.”
    LB – “I know. Dancing really turns me on. Can you lead?”

  37. DeetDeet says:

    Laura : “My outfit on a moose. Amazing.”

  38. Lasting Magic says:

    TK to LB –

    “To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It’s time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

    If you support the policies and character of John Kerry, please drive with your headlights ‘ON’ during the day.

    If you support George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights ‘OFF’ at night.”