Caption Contest Winners

The Under the Rainbow Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



First: Hermoine – Jackson screams, “Declaration Of Ours. Separation Of Powers. House Judiciary Committee. Constitutionality. Intimidation of Congress. By Alberto Gonzales”
Jefferson whispers to Jackson, “Whatchu talkin about Willis?”

Second: radio free fred – “Ya Can’t Fix Stupid.”

Third: McCain – Nagin, beggin’, and fakin’

Honorable Mention:

Gollum – Under the pretense of waving to a supporter, Jesse Jackson checks to see if the “Kick Me” sign he secretly taped to Jefferson’s butt is still there.

ElmoAmerica … where every person can rise to their own level of mediocrity.

Mr. RightThe legend is true! There’s a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow!

SgtFluffyJJ: It was him Officer! Right over here!

Rodney’s Mr. Rights Bottom of The Barrel

Mr.Right – Ray “Sugar Daddy” Nagin (one of the “3 Musketeers”) accompanies his favorite chocolate treats: Jesse “PayDay” Jackson and William “$100,000 Bar” Jefferson, as well as numerous “Skittles” fans (taste the rainbow), on their way to a candy convention in the Chocolate City.

The The Thursday contest isn’t gonna hit paydirt.

As I’d used up all my good Johnny Cochran captions at Mr. Rights contest it seemed only fitting to award him the bottom of the barrel. All I was left with was a bunch of euphemisms for cold and nothing to rhyme with.

frozen, frosty, iced, frigid, Norge, arctic, Whirlpool, Kenmore, froze, freezer-burn, frost-bite, ice cream,Klondike bars, ice-maker, ice box, ice chest…

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Thanks for second, got any thing for caption contest burn out?

  2. McCain says:

    Yeahhhhh, still above the fold! Thanks!